fraser87uk

Yup. Friend had a same problem. That **** soon sorted it out. He went for smoke, mk9's couple of thermo's and a paintball gun running serious power. Problem solved.

Police wont do anything if you phone them complaining about there being chavs causing problems. Most likely charge you with wasting time.

Fight fire with fire.

fraser87uk

Love it.

Ill grab my Super Soaker!

NAF

lol

Sneaky shots with marbles from the window

fraser87uk

Beat me to it. Make sure you wipe the marbles with a polishing cloth b4 u fire to rid of finger prints. Paintballs also work very well with these.

Tam the bam

ETA my first post was tongue in cheek, ya didn't need to neg my post however someone with a brain cell cancelled it out

Tam the bam

I meant to edit the above post not quote it Sorry the beer has fried my brain tonight

NAF

why just for that I think I'll neg your post Tam !

lol

Tam the bam

gotmashed

Well it depends how bad they are i had a mate who lived in same small close 10 houses when one had the chavs from hell move in mom dad 3 kids and 15/20 mates every night outside fighting drinking smashing up cars "music" of sorts, every house broken windowns they would throw steller bottles at any one in reach, every body phoned the police 5/6 times a day nothing ever done and every time it got worse. It all came to a head one day when his misses who was due to have a baby was pushed over. 4 phone calls from him later 15 of us turned up and ejected 18 of them some went out the front door some didnt. They never returned. Any way the guys who house it was had been trying to get them removed for 3 months via the courts for non payment of rent and took us all out for a few drinks.

jods

http://www.bigbadugly.com/index_files/image073.jpg

gazza-uk

what area is this ??

v8voodoo

Turn up outside her house in one of these:
http://www.300cforums.com/forums/att...t-hpim1417.jpg

Wear one of these:
http://www.koyono.com/photos/FUM-SUIT1-2T.jpg

Have a couple of large mates look like these:
http://www.leblogauto.com/wp-content..._bodyguard.jpg

Be very friendly with her on the doorstep like she's your err... sister, hugs, happy smiles etc.


Take one of these into the house in view:
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/ne...262EE61BEC.jpg

Then take one of these in whilst cagily looking around (ensuring they can see you):
http://www.frogpool.com/prod-5554.jpg

Then come out with one of these and give it to one of your mates:
http://images.inmagine.com/img/brand...2/bxp27828.jpg

Then be really friendly again on the doorstep, hug, smiles etc and announce in earshot that you'll see her shortly and if she has any problems to let you know straight away no matter what time of day or night and that you'll be there in just a few minutes. If you can do a convincing and menacing Dutch accent, even better.

Drive off slowly.

No more problems with said Chavs.

The Zohan

If the law will not do anything then you have three options

1) Let the chavscum carry on and keep quiet and hope you do not catch their attention - they know they are top dogs and can do what they like.

2) Move to somewhere else.

3) take them on, the big lads approach and teach them that they are not top dogs and that they are not welcome and they cannot do what they want. This will take a lot of ***** and needs to be done right first time.

4) actually there are four options - soak them in petrol and throw a match.

gpssti4

iTrader: (6)

A few mates round for the evening and if it kicks off then said mates will move 'em on. 7-8 mates of a certain size and age should be enough.

Prasius

iTrader: (1)

If your going to use the Black Widow can I recommend Ceramic baking beads as ammunition - super hard, and super light, will lose less speed than a traditional ball bearing/marble, and achieves greater pain penetration when faced with the type of puffer-jacket & hoodie composite body armour these targets wear.

Oh.. and the paint gun... put the paint ***** in the fridge before you use them.. - anyone who's been paintballing on a cold day will know why..

Nido

Sod all the paintballs guns etc, just get lots of big mates together and go and give them a talking to.

Tell them in frank terms if they bother her again, attempt any sort of retribution in any way, or anything happens to her or her place, you'll come back with your mates and be less friendly. Tell them that will happen even if there is no evidence it was them that did the damage - that puts the scares on them and they'll be much more careful of what their chav mates are up to outside the house, as they will suffer the consequences of what one of their pi$$ed up mates may do

Chavs makes me laugh, they act all hard saying they'll "batter ya", but in reality most of them couldn't batter a sodding fish

StickyMicky

lol @ some of the replys


see my noise complaint thread

but last night i was going to upstairs with one of my samurai swords and start swinging it about, but put it back at the last moment, remembering that everybody keeps telling me to try and take things easy when they turn out like this.

i i had of swung it about i would be locked up now

the pen is mightier then the sword and all that malarkey, written complaints going in asap!

Abdabz

LOL @ the natural reaction to shooting these scumtards Even though it's just air rifles and paint ball guns
Bit of a neighbourhood problem? Not any more, simply shoot the naughty people! (Only in the body, mind) and all will be well

Seriously, she is miles away from you Pimmo, and if the police arent prepapred to do anything, one thing you can do is pay the remainder of the lease up and get her out of there.
You could get a team of fellas to go down and "warn" them off from being a nuisance...
You could gt cctv up on the house - or even better one of those mosquito alarms which destroys the fun of under 25s hanging around a place...
You could ask Gordon Brown to nuke Yorkshire and do us all a favour

So there are options other than shooting them some silly some quite serious...

Hope it works out for her...

fraser87uk

Damn straight. I used to work for Delta Force. And by god frozen paintballs are like friggin bullets.

GC8

Sometimes, a sword is more useful than a BIC!

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Shes in Wales .. but we can still nuke Yorkshire if you like

killerscoob

Going in with a weapon of any kind is just gonna make things worse for your sis,The way I see it your sis hasn't been Harmed or really been involved in it unlike her neighbours but if they do start to involve her too, Then it's an easy solution, The one with the biggest mouth isnt the ring leader he's just doing what he's told.. once you know who it is get a few mates with balaclarvers put him in the boot of your car and and scare the **** out of him to the point that he pees himself, I know someone who's done this and it works.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

All well and good until (and knowing my luck this would happen) I get caught... unless I physically catch them doing something I think violence is a no no.

DCI Gene Hunt

As they are Chav's I'm assuming that:

a) They rent their flat across the way.
b) They don't work.
c) They're on benefits.

So find the landlords contact details and tell him if it doesn't stop you'll report them (and him) to the council and the police.

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

This is exactly what we did when we lived in our old house next to the chav neighbours from hell. We asked their landlord to come round to our house and told him exactly what they were like and that we'd had to put our house on the market because we couldn't cope living next to them any longer. We made sure we told him it was the whole street that was affected and not just us.

He was apologetic and sure enough, shortly before we moved out of our house the neighbours from hell moved out of next door. How we cheered

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Council house we think, not sure.. the "owner" has a Kid thats how they claim enough to live there. No they dont work !

How could we find out who owns the place?

dunx

iTrader: (3)

Don't kidnap anybody you'll get into so much **** for that one....

I like the "armed" approach as who knows who you are or where you've come from.

DunxC

P.S. Please don't nuke me I'm mostly harmless....

DCI Gene Hunt

There are places online, that for £20 will provide that information...

such as Land Registry: Search for Land Registry Title Deeds for Great Britain but there may be other ways?

It has to be worth a punt for £20 though....

killerscoob

The Armed approch is good but you are buggerd if they pull out a gun too and your armed with a Paint ball gun, Anyways what if they spot you and call the law and they send out the special armed police out.

The other thing to do is to be nice to them and try to talk to them.. "Keep your enimies closer" than you do your friends.

+Doc+

Keep up with the police, if that doesnt help seek help from the local mp inform the papers take video evidence.
Taking the law into your own hands normally ends in tears.