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Old 01 February 2008, 07:54 PM
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Old 01 February 2008, 08:06 PM
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If I went to a swingers party, I would check the cars outside the house first, see which car is worth swapping with, keep a beady eye on the bowl of car keys, nick the one you want and bloody leg it...


though a quick knee trembler against the wall may be in order
Old 01 February 2008, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
If I went to a swingers party, I would check the cars outside the house first, see which car is worth swapping with, keep a beady eye on the bowl of car keys, nick the one you want and bloody leg it...


though a quick knee trembler against the wall may be in order


Old 01 February 2008, 10:19 PM
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Urban , I dont spray tea over the screen as well as the keyboard often.... respect.
Old 02 February 2008, 08:54 AM
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About 7 years ago i went to a club in Manchester,Xanadu i think it was called.
You went in,had to get all your gear off and have a towel or robe to smooch about in...

It was weird,but my mate cheered the night up when he tripped over his towel and fell over a table totally bollock naked!!

It wasnt a bad night
Old 02 February 2008, 05:35 PM
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How did your mate get on Lou?
Old 02 February 2008, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
How did your mate get on Lou?
Not my mate, just heard of it through a mate, but haven't had an update yet.

I offered to hold the video camera but it was declined
Old 02 February 2008, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by fraser87uk
This is one of the best posts i have ever read. Sheer genius.
It was indeed the best post of 2008! Tears streaming down my face
Old 14 May 2008, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
As posted before on here.

There's nothing better than sitting on the sofa, drinking you're beer, watching TV and seeing you're missus getting riffled by 2 big darkies.
I was looking for something else (my own thread from a few days ago), but I have to say that is one of the most unexpected and funny comments I've seen in a long time

Steve
Old 15 May 2008, 12:39 AM
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Classic
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update on the mother in law
she was cautioned by the police for being in the company of a naked unknown male whilst in the cemetery (in broad day light)
classy eh?
Old 15 May 2008, 09:55 AM
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Missed that the first time round, very funny
Old 15 May 2008, 10:21 AM
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For everyone who thinks this thread is useless without pictures...








Old 15 May 2008, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobLou
A mate of mine shares a house with someone she works with, but for the last 3 weeks my mate has been staying at someone elses, house sitting whilst they were on holiday.

Anyway she moved back in this Monday and her housemate has asked her to stay somewhere else Friday night as whilst my mate was away she had joined a swingers website and is having a swingers party this Friday

Anyone else into swinging

Sure its a 'mate' Lou?
Old 15 May 2008, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Sure its a 'mate' Lou?
Mark you should know by now that anyone posting 'A mate of mine...' on Scoobynet are actually talking about themselves, the whole point of this thread is Loula looking to find other swingers so she can have a Scoobynet swinging party, I should know I'm going!

ETA: @ urban!
Old 15 May 2008, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Mark you should know by now that anyone posting 'A mate of mine...' on Scoobynet are actually talking about themselves, the whole point of this thread is Loula looking to find other swingers so she can have a Scoobynet swinging party, I should know I'm going!

ETA: @ urban!
Like magic!! the "King Of The Swingers" appears
Old 15 May 2008, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobLou
About 20 stone....
Thread killed...
Old 15 May 2008, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Like magic!! the "King Of The Swingers" appears
Perhaps I should have worded it 'A mate of mine is going'
Old 15 May 2008, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Perhaps I should have worded it 'A mate of mine is going'
I'm invited?
Old 15 May 2008, 01:51 PM
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thats the thing, yeah,swinging sounds fun,when 4 heffers turn up and wobble more than a blamonge its an ugly sight,sheeesh.

leave em too it, gets em out the way........
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pmsl " do u mind if u go out for the evening as i am going to be ******** in your bedroom and all over the house "


its abit cheeky if u ask me
Old 15 May 2008, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by M444GY
pmsl " do u mind if u go out for the evening as i am going to be ******** in your bedroom and all over the house "


its abit cheeky if u ask me
At least she asked, I suppose. ScoobLou, sorry I mean ScoobLoud's friend could have come home and found it all happening..
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lol i spose but still ud be out knowing that someone is having bumsex in ur bed lol ... probably
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I arranged one once, only a threes up mind, me and a couple of lady friends, they didn't turn up but I still had loads of fun anyway.....
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I arranged one once, only a threes up mind, me and a couple of lady friends, they didn't turn up but I still had loads of fun anyway.....


loads of fun eh
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J4CKO taking time out
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www.swing&****.com/livefeed
Old 15 May 2008, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
going by the name, i dont think i want to click on that linky
Old 16 May 2008, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
going by the name, i dont think i want to click on that linky




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