Valentines Day
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Well for the first time since 1997 I am single on valentines day...
I think I'll head down the pub see if there are any recently single women drowning their sorrows that I can take advantage of.
I think I'll head down the pub see if there are any recently single women drowning their sorrows that I can take advantage of.
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Poker night tomorrow with the lads and then head into town and see what bit of skirt has the same idea
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One year I didnt remember to get a card, anyway it was valentines day and as my factory make leather goods, I popped down stairs at 5pm and knocked up a card in red leather with silk lining and a raised heart shape on the top (had I known, what I know now, she would have got f all).
Believe it or not she liked that crap better than the £5.00 cards in sainsburys over the road.
Remember, if you have forgotten boys, knock anything up by hand and they will love it.
Something to do with effort or some such rubbish.
Believe it or not she liked that crap better than the £5.00 cards in sainsburys over the road.
Remember, if you have forgotten boys, knock anything up by hand and they will love it.
Something to do with effort or some such rubbish.
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Bugger and thats just what I was angling for Dave. Never met a girl called Dave before, however I am off to Thailand at the end of the year so I'm sure I will by then
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My Mrs and I have an agreement about me not having to buy flowers.
I don't mind flowers but the way they cash in for one day is a **** take.
Took her for a meal a couple of years back. That cost a fortune and service took ages as the place was full and staff couldn't cope..
Surprised her last year by producing tickets to go to Florence and Pisa for 4 days A few bunches of flowers would have cost the same!
Plan tomorrow is:-
Lights down, candles ablare, meal ordered , music, wine, chat...
Meanwhile later... Pubes trimmed back, new skimpy briefs on, fire on, yeh baby come get some...
Nick
I don't mind flowers but the way they cash in for one day is a **** take.
Took her for a meal a couple of years back. That cost a fortune and service took ages as the place was full and staff couldn't cope..
Surprised her last year by producing tickets to go to Florence and Pisa for 4 days A few bunches of flowers would have cost the same!
Plan tomorrow is:-
Lights down, candles ablare, meal ordered , music, wine, chat...
Meanwhile later... Pubes trimmed back, new skimpy briefs on, fire on, yeh baby come get some...
Nick
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My Mrs and I have an agreement about me not having to buy flowers.
I don't mind flowers but the way they cash in for one day is a **** take.
Took her for a meal a couple of years back. That cost a fortune and service took ages as the place was full and staff couldn't cope..
Surprised her last year by producing tickets to go to Florence and Pisa for 4 days A few bunches of flowers would have cost the same!
Plan tomorrow is:-
Lights down, candles ablare, meal ordered , music, wine, chat...
Meanwhile later... Pubes trimmed back, new skimpy briefs on fire, yeh baby come get some...
Nick
I don't mind flowers but the way they cash in for one day is a **** take.
Took her for a meal a couple of years back. That cost a fortune and service took ages as the place was full and staff couldn't cope..
Surprised her last year by producing tickets to go to Florence and Pisa for 4 days A few bunches of flowers would have cost the same!
Plan tomorrow is:-
Lights down, candles ablare, meal ordered , music, wine, chat...
Meanwhile later... Pubes trimmed back, new skimpy briefs on fire, yeh baby come get some...
Nick
Some of that sounds scary mate lol
But I like your style. Gonna sort something out next month as a little get away, when the missus can actually get some time off etc. And its our anniversary lol
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All the blokes coming in today, to buy red roses at an extortionate price..........I was saying to them....'We've got daffodils for £1.99 per bunch....buy one get one free.....if it was me I'd prefer them!' It's been like Christmas....manic!
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