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Old 25 February 2008, 06:01 PM
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If I die in a slightly unusual manner I give you full and complete rights to rank the p1ss in any way shape or form.
Old 25 February 2008, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
The guys brown bread
Anyway, you chide us about the insensitive remarks yet still manage to get a reference to baked goods in there.
Old 25 February 2008, 06:08 PM
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Yeah folks think we are raising a little heat here with the jokes. We dont want to burn our links with the forum.

Am i right or am i meringue
Old 25 February 2008, 06:19 PM
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Sounds like a bit of a fruit cake to me anyway. The last piece must have eggsacerbated a previously unknown cake intolerance.
Old 25 February 2008, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Boro
Maybe i'll put that theory to test in some other threads, dont mind if i quote you do you?
Don't get in a flap, Jack, he'll be at piece now in the afters life. The guy was icing with death and suffered a terrible slice of luck and no missedcake. Whilst he must have banoffies head to have eaten five all in one go, I guess the yeast he deserves is a raisin the currant levels of respect. Perhaps we'll get our just desserts.

Apparently his GF said "icecreamed at him to stop!", although I doughnut know what to bake of this story.
Old 25 February 2008, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Don't get in a flap, Jack, he'll be at piece now in the afters life. The guy was icing with death and suffered a terrible slice of luck and no missedcake. Whilst he must have banoffies head to have eaten five all in one go, I guess the yeast he deserves is a raisin the currant levels of respect. Perhaps we'll get our just desserts.

Apparently his GF said "icecreamed at him to stop!", although I doughnut know what to bake of this story.
Slow day at work
Old 25 February 2008, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Don't get in a flap, Jack, he'll be at piece now in the afters life. The guy was icing with death and suffered a terrible slice of luck and no missedcake. Whilst he must have banoffies head to have eaten five all in one go, I guess the yeast he deserves is a raisin the currant levels of respect. Perhaps we'll get our just desserts.

Apparently his GF said "icecreamed at him to stop!", although I doughnut know what to bake of this story.
Oh crumbs!!!
Old 25 February 2008, 07:44 PM
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LOL at this thread.
Old 25 February 2008, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Boro
Im sure your wife/girlfriend/children would love to read it too.
Yes, they would - they all appreciate a really good laugh!
Old 25 February 2008, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
If I die in a slightly unusual manner I give you full and complete rights to rank the p1ss in any way shape or form.
Ditto!!
Old 26 February 2008, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Anyway, you chide us about the insensitive remarks yet still manage to get a reference to baked goods in there.

Thats cos i was joining in with the baked goods remarks, not showing my disapproval at all

By the way, i had to look up the term 'chide'
Never heard that one before

I suppose i should use my loaf a bit more eh
Old 26 February 2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
If I die in a slightly unusual manner I give you full and complete rights to rank the p1ss in any way shape or form.
That goes for me too

Imagine the jokes if he had chocked on a sausage instead
Old 26 February 2008, 12:40 AM
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Moral of the story: Never open ones cake hole to wide, you never know what might get in there.
On that cherry note, lets hope tomorrow is a fairy good day

Last edited by Lee247; 26 February 2008 at 12:40 AM. Reason: oops, today
Old 26 February 2008, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by nooobyscooby
Ditto!!
x2

I'm surprised they are still allowed to call them FAIRY cakes though I thought the PC brigade would want them called something else!?!!
Old 26 February 2008, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
x2

I'm surprised they are still allowed to call them FAIRY cakes though I thought the PC brigade would want them called something else!?!!
Choking man cakes?
Old 26 February 2008, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Choking man cakes?
No more than four cakes?
Old 26 February 2008, 01:05 AM
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Could have a H&S warning on the 5th obviously.
Old 26 February 2008, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Could have a H&S warning on the 5th obviously.
A tattoo 'This fairy will choke you' sort of thing!
Old 26 February 2008, 08:56 PM
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Apparently it was suicide.

He was upset cos he found out he was a Jaffa.
Old 26 February 2008, 08:59 PM
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Old 26 February 2008, 11:26 PM
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