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Old 26 February 2008, 11:18 PM
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and the thing that pi55es me off is when they refuse my card and i have put petrol in
just sign an IOU
Old 26 February 2008, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
just sign an IOU
i'd rather syphen it out again
Old 26 February 2008, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Or when the builders have filled their ****-laden van up with diesel, and then they trudge their beer bellied, butt- crack showing carcass up to the hot pie counter... they take for bleddy ever to chose a cheesey poof

Vile as. And the worst is when they crack on to you. aaarrrggghhhh
Old 26 February 2008, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
to hands just to get it in
Something girls moan about with me all the time.













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Old 26 February 2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Vile as. And the worst is when they crack on to you. aaarrrggghhhh
my local garage doesn't have too many pie eaters, its full of bladdy school kids
Old 26 February 2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
And why does the male of the species decide to talk about the football match the night before, when I am standing waiting to pay and go.


Should go to my local Shell, and have a chat to the little goth kid at the till.....



Last conversation was about CCTV in mens toilets
Old 26 February 2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Vile as. And the worst is when they crack on to you. aaarrrggghhhh

and then you woke up and realised it was all a diet coke ad break
Old 26 February 2008, 11:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by little-ginge
we get the message.. you'd rather be in a big breasted bird


Originally Posted by SwissTony
Why am I reminded of JOey off Friends when he got his bonce stuck in a turkey?
Old 26 February 2008, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
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we get the message.. you'd rather be in a big breasted bird




Why am I reminded of JOey off Friends when he got his bonce stuck in a turkey?
i could give you one reason
Old 26 February 2008, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
Should go to my local Shell, and have a chat to the little goth kid at the till.....



Last conversation was about CCTV in mens toilets


I bet you put him right, too
Old 26 February 2008, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Vile as. And the worst is when they crack on to you. aaarrrggghhhh

COMM.. i read that as 'they put their crack on you...'

Seeing as I was talking about butt-cracks moments ago, it conjured up evil images
Old 26 February 2008, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
COMM.. i read that as 'they put their crack on you...'

Seeing as I was talking about butt-cracks moments ago, it conjured up evil images
she was, she edited it
Old 26 February 2008, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
and then you woke up and realised it was all a diet coke ad break
I wish Today in the wildest winds, van load of exactly what LG was on about, trundles in. Christ, my belly wasn't that big when I was due to give birth
Take forever deciding what lard ridden garbage they were going to have, whilst making lewd comments to the wimmins.
Have they not got mirrors Yuck
Old 26 February 2008, 11:27 PM
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If it takes two hands to get it in you mus be doing something wrong

Did you try priming it first
Old 26 February 2008, 11:29 PM
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I want to know if she shakes the nozzle when finished. I find myself doing that and I cant stop it
Old 26 February 2008, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I want to know if she shakes the nozzle when finished. I find myself doing that and I cant stop it
I hope you don't splash any on your shoes!!
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I want to know if she shakes the nozzle when finished. I find myself doing that and I cant stop it
Dirty boy, use a tissue
Old 26 February 2008, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I want to know if she shakes the nozzle when finished. I find myself doing that and I cant stop it
if i have it a shake a little bit more comes out
Old 26 February 2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
if i have it a shake a little bit more comes out
do you roll up your toothpaste to get the last bit out as well
Old 26 February 2008, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
do you roll up your toothpaste to get the last bit out as well
i stand on mine
Old 26 February 2008, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
Just wedge the filler cap in the trigger, sit back and wait for it to click-off when the tank is full
I have an old split pin on my keyring that I push into one of the three holes at the back of the trigger guard. You then just pull the trigger on, it latches on the pin, and automatically clicks off when the car is full

Waiting for my old Benz diesel to soak up the full 70+ litres tended to cramp my fingers up otherwise
Old 27 February 2008, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
I have an old split pin on my keyring that I push into one of the three holes at the back of the trigger guard. You then just pull the trigger on, it latches on the pin, and automatically clicks off when the car is full

Waiting for my old Benz diesel to soak up the full 70+ litres tended to cramp my fingers up otherwise
Filling my the tank of my 'tank' makes my fingers cramp..75 litres.. I try and time it so the other half has it when it needs refuelling
Old 27 February 2008, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i am finding it harder and harder to fill my car up with petrol because the petrol pump trigger was designed for men. sometimes when its really cold i have to use to hands just to get it in
Only a woman could post that, if you have trouble filling a car up get a bus pass!
Old 27 February 2008, 01:10 PM
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Days that every other twozic can only go to the pump thats on the same side as the filler cap
The bloody line will reach if you park correctly EVEN on the wrong side, pity they dont teach that to ye when ye learn to drive
Old 27 February 2008, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by scousefly
Days that every other twozic can only go to the pump thats on the same side as the filler cap
The bloody line will reach if you park correctly EVEN on the wrong side, pity they dont teach that to ye when ye learn to drive
i find its the men that do that
Old 27 February 2008, 01:25 PM
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What annoys me is having to wait so long for someone to actually drive away after they have got into their car. What on earth are they doing that takes so long?

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Old 27 February 2008, 01:27 PM
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ive noticed that. i think they do it on purpose, especially if you have a nice car
Old 27 February 2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
Only a woman could post that, if you have trouble filling a car up get a bus pass!
Old 27 February 2008, 02:57 PM
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I am so with you on both accounts.. I too struggle and need two hands to grab hold of it and also the selfish pigs (mainly guys in vans) pull into the pumps, don't even bother with fuel at all and then proceed to do their weekly shopping, what's that all about? They seem to think they are special and no one says a word.. Well I did recently in the Basingstoke Shell, I caused a complete scene in the shop, politely of course but loud enough to make my point very clear that these " so called assistants" should ask them to move the vehicles and park in the spaces available and then refuse to serve them if they don't move it..

Cheeky so and so GC8WRX, Its not that its a difficult job, its just too tight! That doesn't sound good does it? But you know what we mean.

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Cheeky so and so GC8WRX, Its not that its a difficult job, its just too tight! That doesn't sound good does it? But you know what we mean.[/quote]


tight isnt the word for it. WD40 springs to mind

GC8 is a bus driver


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