Ever tried to cough to cover your fart ?
03 March 2008, 02:39 PM
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you lot are all talk and no trousers..hump !! 
Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.
I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "
Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.
I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "
You are soooooo dead 
03 March 2008, 02:47 PM
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Decisions decisions! What one shall I go for?! 
Like the broken legs one and the baseball hat!
Anymore suggestions?! I have a few hours free to sit and plan something!
And Swiss this is for you!
Washing machine has been on since I got in!
Like the broken legs one and the baseball hat!
Anymore suggestions?! I have a few hours free to sit and plan something!
And Swiss this is for you!
Washing machine has been on since I got in!
03 March 2008, 02:52 PM
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03 March 2008, 02:56 PM
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wehaaaayyyyyyy foursome
keep yerself busy laydeees, the love-meister will be home later. Maybe make yourself useful whilst you lot are waiting, by knocking up some new curtains for the kitchen and laying out my clothes for tomorrow.
ta
03 March 2008, 03:01 PM
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Sally, just put the pickaxe in his f*****g head please!!!!!
03 March 2008, 03:02 PM
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Sal, Zoe, remember that scene in The Witches of Eastwick, when they make the wax doll. If I get the candles can you two supply the rest of the stuff
03 March 2008, 03:11 PM
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03 March 2008, 06:29 PM
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Best place is in the lift at work. Wait till the doors close, let it all hang out, and then as the doors open, walk out blaming the person you're with "Oh Fred/Brian/Bill! How could you etc"