My favourite saying for going for a dump is "off to drop the kids off at the pool" or "gonna get rid of some bum cigars"
Doesnt impress the girlfriend to be honest,think shes just jealous because women dont poo or "eject poo particles"
Andy

 

"lay some cable" also another phrase for have a good sh!te

 

Upsadaisy...where did that come from..

Always remember when i was i kid when i fell my mum used to say upsadaisy ..whats all that about..

 

funny..

 

What about when your mam called u a scruff,,,then spit on her hanky and wiped your face...

 

bum cigars foy moi am pmsl here seriously funny

 

verey true paul

 

king hennry the third cant beet it

 

if you break your leg don't come running to me

 

bum cigars i'm laughing my pants off here!!!

"spurge"
"boing"
"cakehole" (spoken in true sheffieldish mind you...."shut thi caykoyl"
hehe "munchkin"

 

"its over yonder" .............wheres that then

 

one when i was in trouble was,
Ill knock you into back of beyoned