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Old 17 March 2008, 01:39 AM
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Plastic ***** aint my thing.......

Good luck anyway!
Old 17 March 2008, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Janspeed
Plastic ***** aint my thing.......

Good luck anyway!
me too ... lol ... Take my time and do it naturally hehe
Old 17 March 2008, 02:49 AM
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Im wasted and still this whole thread makes me laugh

How many of you guys actually know what a fake boob feels like Keep guessing, as your all such experts

In real life, you wouldn't have a clue
Old 17 March 2008, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
How many of you guys actually know what a fake boob feels like
I do I compared real with fake. I felt Lindsey-Dawn Mckenzie's real tit in my right hand while I was feeling her sister's, Alison, fake breast in my left hand. It was when I was living in Tenerife and they stayed at my villa. But I'm sure I've told that story on her before Although my favourite story took place when we went to Verde's opposite Centro Comercial San Eugenio and her chauffeur ended up scuffling with a shop keeper from a couple if doors down who was trying to restrain a shop-lifter, now I bet he felt a real tit

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Old 17 March 2008, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im wasted and still this whole thread makes me laugh

How many of you guys actually know what a fake boob feels like Keep guessing, as your all such experts

In real life, you wouldn't have a clue
I used to be a regular at perverted sex orgies, swinger parties and fetish clubs. Count me as one of the cognoscenti.
Old 17 March 2008, 09:51 AM
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if she does get them done be prpeared for the lokos off other blokes,

our receptionist has had hers done and most days its the sole topic of conversation
Old 17 March 2008, 10:30 AM
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Can we PLEASE have some pictures here. There are far too many words and not enough images !

I love fake ****, real ****, small ****, big ****, saggy ****, perky ****. I love **** ! pure and simple !

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Old 17 March 2008, 12:19 PM
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mite get piccies after its been done!!!!
Old 17 March 2008, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by NACRO
I used to be a regular at perverted sex orgies, swinger parties and fetish clubs. Count me as one of the cognoscenti.


Same here, i have extensive knowledge of these issues, and have always taken pride in my work
As long as said boobies are done at a reputable place (which usually means more$'s), and the girl in question doesn't go MASSIVELY big, i think its impossible to tell the difference And yes, i have felt the real things, many times thanks
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And i agree.......... we need some pictures on this thread
Old 17 March 2008, 12:57 PM
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Old 17 March 2008, 12:59 PM
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I did pretty good

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Old 17 March 2008, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I got 20/20
Old 17 March 2008, 01:19 PM
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I GOT 20/20
Old 17 March 2008, 01:24 PM
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I didnt do too bad either but was shocked that the ones I liked the look of the best were a pair of the fake boobies


By the way
Old 17 March 2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by NACRO
I used to be a regular at perverted sex orgies, swinger parties and fetish clubs. Count me as one of the cognoscenti.
Not surprised you don't go anymore, I bet your poor old trumper took a right battering
Old 17 March 2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoTTyB
False breasts may feel false, but they look real. In my (extensive) experience I spend alot more time looking at breasts than feeling them.
That's so sad, but so true.
Old 17 March 2008, 01:39 PM
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[quote=84of300;7737604]More than a handful is wasted


Only if you keep your hands still Anyway I have other use's for them, bigger the better

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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Same here, i have extensive knowledge of these issues, and have always taken pride in my work
As long as said boobies are done at a reputable place (which usually means more$'s), and the girl in question doesn't go MASSIVELY big, i think its impossible to tell the difference And yes, i have felt the real things, many times thanks
Even the ones that feel good generally don't tend to go with the rest of the body they are attached to IMO. Either too perky, out of proportion or even too perfect. Call me a purist but I prefer my thrills organic rather than synthetic.
Gave up the life of hedonism when I got married so my interest these days is purely academic, largely due to the fact my better half has the most exquisite and perfect breasts gifted to her by nature.
Old 17 March 2008, 02:13 PM
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I *think* i got 50% - is that a pass

Number 12 is best
Old 17 March 2008, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I got 20 out of 20 I can spot a falsey at 20 paces, not that I make a habit of it you understand
Old 17 March 2008, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I got 20 out of 20 I can spot a falsey at 20 paces, not that I make a habit of it you understand
Same here, must be because I can see what real ones look like
Old 17 March 2008, 04:24 PM
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[quote=T5OLF;7738256]
Originally Posted by 84of300
More than a handful is wasted


Only if you keep your hands still Anyway I have other use's for them, bigger the better


Like I said, am happy with what the good Lord gave me
Old 17 March 2008, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NACRO
Even the ones that feel good generally don't tend to go with the rest of the body they are attached to IMO. Either too perky, out of proportion or even too perfect. Call me a purist but I prefer my thrills organic rather than synthetic.
Gave up the life of hedonism when I got married so my interest these days is purely academic, largely due to the fact my better half has the most exquisite and perfect breasts gifted to her by nature.
Old 17 March 2008, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Old 17 March 2008, 04:48 PM
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Pair no. 9 are a very good job though!
Old 17 March 2008, 05:10 PM
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19 here....
the ones in the net r best lol
Old 17 March 2008, 05:42 PM
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Got 20 outa 20 and number 18 are nasty. Well i should have known better than to ask you lot, sorry peeps but no chance of before pics but the misses said, you can deffo have some pics after. You cant get fairer than that. Anyway, any chance of some sensible reccomendations for clinics or are you going to keep hounding me for pics.....Glad i got that off my chest
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Originally Posted by webby v7 slipperwagon
Got 20 outa 20 and number 18 are nasty. Well i should have known better than to ask you lot, sorry peeps but no chance of before pics but the misses said, you can deffo have some pics after. You cant get fairer than that. Anyway, any chance of some sensible reccomendations for clinics or are you going to keep hounding me for pics.....Glad i got that off my chest

Why not have a word with your Quack. He will know who the good ones are.
You don't want to be taking any risks by going abroad. It is a big operation, after all. No pun intended


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