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Old 19 March 2008, 09:14 PM
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Although an atheist and the bible is inconsisent, historically inaccurate and basically (IMO) a bunch of lies, if you take religion out of the equation, some of the old testament make cracking stories.

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Originally Posted by Petem95
Nope. Religion is just an out-dated way of thinking and has no place in a modern society - except its history.
still a good read when your bored
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The bible (and religion in general) is for people who are scared of death, and what will happen to them afterwards.

Somebody came up with the great idea of telling all these people that unless they lead a sin free life they'd end up in the gates of hell.

What's even sadder than the person that thought that peach up, is the brain dead muppets that believe it!

Religion is the cause of too many of the problems we see in the world today, most of the wars that have been fought, and the quicker the brainwashed wake up and realise that they are worshiping a load of old boll0cks, the quicker this world can sort itself out!
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Not a bad read, a bit dramatic and a little confusing (author(s) can't make their mind up if there is one God or three of them).

On a serious note has some interesting stuff that can be applied to your day to day life (like any good religous book), especially in this Police State World we are heading into.
Old 19 March 2008, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by john banks
Yes I've read it all, except for some of the lists in Leviticus and Numbers.

I am now an atheist.
Much the same here. Studied it for O Level Religon. Am now also an Athiest. Load of rubbish total fiction. Religon heaven, hell, ten commandments and all the other crap in it was a way of trying to control the masses hundreds of years ago - be a good boy or you'll go to hell etc etc. Religon is responsible in one way or another for more Wars than any other reason. FFS wake up and smell the coffee.
Old 20 March 2008, 01:45 AM
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Which one? Are you talking about the bible which was translated from Hebrew, after a crash course in Hebrew, in to Latin, then the King James version (The most popular bible in England) translated from Latin, by a dodgy Scottish man, into English?
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Originally Posted by dpb
Only bits id have to admit

- the best fairly tale ever written
Absolutely, how adults can take that as their gospel I have no idea. I was brought up catholic and though the bible was a load of crap when I was a boy. And as an adult I still feel the same.

I don't begrudge people living a life thinking there's a god (of any type/name) and let it guide them (i'd call id foolish or easily led though); but what really gets me going is when they use the same bul**** text to justify wars, segregation and the like. Aargh, really gets to me.
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Wars are for resources. Religeon is the tool used to persuade the masses to support the fight.
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I found the bible to be very useful at times in the past.

Especially the Gideons edition in hotel rooms. The cover is exactly the right size to tear off, fold in half and insert into the card holder to ensure the aircon remains on whilst I go out to launch a few beers down and tuck into a lovely curry.

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I read it once...... it was a biblical read
Old 20 March 2008, 09:01 AM
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your all going to rot in hell.


or as its better known suffer a career in air cargo.
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Originally Posted by Nido
The bible (and religion in general) is for people who are scared of death, and what will happen to them afterwards.

Somebody came up with the great idea of telling all these people that unless they lead a sin free life they'd end up in the gates of hell.

What's even sadder than the person that thought that peach up, is the brain dead muppets that believe it!

Religion is the cause of too many of the problems we see in the world today, most of the wars that have been fought, and the quicker the brainwashed wake up and realise that they are worshiping a load of old boll0cks, the quicker this world can sort itself out!
Apart from nut jobs who force their religion on someone else the only thing worse than following religion is those that have a problem with them who do.

Some people are so shallow its unbelieveable.
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Flippin Eck, what with J4ckos mate's post on whether religion can help you through a bad day (all pray, amen, that's better) Sara reading the Bible, I am getting very worried that this is going to turn into a multi-denomination non judgemental touchy feely self help religion forum, now turn it in !

Or do you Happy Clappers, want a few verses of Kum By Yah ?
Old 20 March 2008, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Apart from nut jobs who force their religion on someone else the only thing worse than following religion is those that have a problem with them who do.

Some people are so shallow its unbelieveable.
<insert big picture of a high-five, here>
Old 20 March 2008, 02:16 PM
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I had two female Jehovah's at my door the other day sexy as **** short skirts knee high black boots but they did not want to come in
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Shame the bible was written 70 years after the "event". Just had an interesting discussion with my wife about Easter, and it's origins. She was shocked to discover "Easter", a pagan celebration of fertility, was hijacked by Chritians.
Old 21 March 2008, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
Shame the bible was written 70 years after the "event". Just had an interesting discussion with my wife about Easter, and it's origins. She was shocked to discover "Easter", a pagan celebration of fertility, was hijacked by Chritians.
Pretty much everything in Christianity is hijacked from other things to make it more palatable to the people they wanted to convert.

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Old 21 March 2008, 01:35 PM
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Watch ZeitGeist, it uses science to explain the bible, birth of christ, 3 kings e.t.c, it's all about the movement of the constellations:

Zeitgeist - The Movie

Winner of Best Feature Documentary 2007.

I highly recommend watching this, perfect for an Easter weekend.
Old 23 March 2008, 10:06 PM
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I like Stephen King
Old 24 March 2008, 05:13 PM
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I'm really annoyed at people who just dismiss the Bible. There is an awful lot of interesting history around this book from an English perspective (the Crusaders etc)

Additionally you can't really dismiss the Bible out of hand when you consider it is about a carpenter's son over 2000 years ago....nothing special yet a large percentage of the worlds population follow this ideology.

There is a wealth of useful information in the Bible that everybody can draw upon


Try getting a scientist to tell you how the universe was really created? Nobody really knows for sure
Old 24 March 2008, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GOLDMAN 555
Try getting a scientist to tell you how the universe was really created? Nobody really knows for sure
Nope, and we probably never will.

However, the origins of mankind were worked out pretty well by a certain scientist, Mr. Darwin

Davegtt, where did I say I have a problem with those that follow religion?? I don't have a problem with anybody that does, I just personally believe that it is responsible for so many atrocities in this world as to make that belief laughable.
Old 24 March 2008, 05:58 PM
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the bible gives some people hope and something to belive in when there down,whitch aint a bad thing but i agree its a load of tripe
Old 24 March 2008, 06:27 PM
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I'm not religous in anyway, but can understand why people are religious, with the world as it is today, alot of people use religion as a way to believe that there's hope for all of us. Theres worse things people could be doing.
Old 24 March 2008, 06:33 PM
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yep , jesus died for his own sins not mine

i dont **** ******
Old 25 March 2008, 12:27 AM
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i read the bible many a time, it has Gods words in it and alot of fabrications, people should at least show respect tae Gods words in it.


some nice parables i really enjoy , for me it woz a personal thing being a muslim, jesus is oor messiah as well, peace be upon him and growing up and at school when at xmas and easter u r taught he is God and he died for yer sins that woz total blasphemy in islam, coz we luv him tae bits and he is the messiah a servant of God like the prophets and messengers before him and after him, it woz confusing coz at school they would teach the above and also that he died when in islam he didnt die but rather God saved him and raised him up alive and it made tae appear tae his enemies they killed him, it woz a test tae show how vile and evil and hard hearted they had become.


an innocent man came and taught them the righteous life and words and how tae treat fellow humans and deal justly and those evil rabbi;s who were corrupt and minting money like the catholic church of old and corrupting Gods words tae suit their own and treating fellow humans like dirt and tae be exploited and became too extreme in their religion, jesus peace be upon him came tae teach them tae sort their evil ways oot, for that they went against them and tried tae kill him, he woz threatening their power in the synagogues.

the lies they fabricated against him and his mother who we believe woz a virgin and he woz created as a miracle as adam woz, God said he and he woz.

if u read the bible carefully many a time even his disciplies didnt understand him and also his enemies misquoted and tested and lied aboot him and asked him tricky questions tae corner him, jesus replied very well and beat tae at their game every time.


we believe God doesnt beget or doesnt come tae earth as a man tae die for oor sins, God is most powerful he can forgive just like that and doesnt need blood or even his own life tae redeem man and God forgave adam in the beginning and his punishment woz he was sent tae earth and as woz satan and wasnt immortal anymair.

if u look at the stories and how they twisted jesus words, when the chief rabbi's asked him r u the son of God, people say u say that, in different new testaments theirs different versions, in some he says, u say i am and say he says i am and in some he says i am as u say, whit did he say wrong, we r all sons and daughters of God as it states in the bible, ye r the children of the most high , jews just wanted tae harm him and found a very good excuse and twisted his words, after he said that he says the son of man, hear me oot, the son of man will be sitting next tae the throne of God at judgement day, did u hear he didnt say the begotton son of God but the son of man as in his human leniage through his mother.


when they took him tae pontius pilate the roman governer the jews changed their words and said jesus said he is the king of the jews( the king woz caeser so they played games wae even the romans), jesus said if they were my people they would have listened tae me and their not of my flock.

pilate said i wash my hands of this man, he is innocent and his blood will not be on my hands, the jews said if he is innocent , may his blood be on us and oor children, thats why jews were condemned that time, God sent punishments tae them , the romans threw them oot after so many yrs after jesus.

jesus woz awesome peace be upon him a servant of God


we muslims believe int he torah of moses not the current torah written doon , we believe in the psalms of david and the gospel of jesus, not mathew, luke, john and mark and def not st paul, st paul woz an evil jew who changed the original christianity tae send real christians astray and he woz always a jew in heart and hated jesus and christians, he changed the religion tae the pagan religion tae suit the romans and thats why we have roman customs in christianity which go against real christianity

st paul woz even banished by the disciplies of jesus coz he is a blasphemer



cheers
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What the **** was all that about? ^^

Bible (any version) = Written form of Chinese whispers.

The belief in an invisible, inaudible omnipresent being is something forced upon naive children or grapsed at as a last straw by those seeking comfort.

"Each to their own", and if all religious types thought that rather than preaching, the world would be a better place.
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So what happened to the body..?
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Originally Posted by freedomfighter
i read the bible many a time, it has Gods words in it and alot of fabrications, people should at least show respect tae Gods words in it.


some nice parables i really enjoy , for me it woz a personal thing being a muslim, jesus is oor messiah as well, peace be upon him and growing up and at school when at xmas and easter u r taught he is God and he died for yer sins that woz total blasphemy in islam, coz we luv him tae bits and he is the messiah a servant of God like the prophets and messengers before him and after him, it woz confusing coz at school they would teach the above and also that he died when in islam he didnt die but rather God saved him and raised him up alive and it made tae appear tae his enemies they killed him, it woz a test tae show how vile and evil and hard hearted they had become.


an innocent man came and taught them the righteous life and words and how tae treat fellow humans and deal justly and those evil rabbi;s who were corrupt and minting money like the catholic church of old and corrupting Gods words tae suit their own and treating fellow humans like dirt and tae be exploited and became too extreme in their religion, jesus peace be upon him came tae teach them tae sort their evil ways oot, for that they went against them and tried tae kill him, he woz threatening their power in the synagogues.

the lies they fabricated against him and his mother who we believe woz a virgin and he woz created as a miracle as adam woz, God said he and he woz.

if u read the bible carefully many a time even his disciplies didnt understand him and also his enemies misquoted and tested and lied aboot him and asked him tricky questions tae corner him, jesus replied very well and beat tae at their game every time.


we believe God doesnt beget or doesnt come tae earth as a man tae die for oor sins, God is most powerful he can forgive just like that and doesnt need blood or even his own life tae redeem man and God forgave adam in the beginning and his punishment woz he was sent tae earth and as woz satan and wasnt immortal anymair.

if u look at the stories and how they twisted jesus words, when the chief rabbi's asked him r u the son of God, people say u say that, in different new testaments theirs different versions, in some he says, u say i am and say he says i am and in some he says i am as u say, whit did he say wrong, we r all sons and daughters of God as it states in the bible, ye r the children of the most high , jews just wanted tae harm him and found a very good excuse and twisted his words, after he said that he says the son of man, hear me oot, the son of man will be sitting next tae the throne of God at judgement day, did u hear he didnt say the begotton son of God but the son of man as in his human leniage through his mother.


when they took him tae pontius pilate the roman governer the jews changed their words and said jesus said he is the king of the jews( the king woz caeser so they played games wae even the romans), jesus said if they were my people they would have listened tae me and their not of my flock.

pilate said i wash my hands of this man, he is innocent and his blood will not be on my hands, the jews said if he is innocent , may his blood be on us and oor children, thats why jews were condemned that time, God sent punishments tae them , the romans threw them oot after so many yrs after jesus.

jesus woz awesome peace be upon him a servant of God


we muslims believe int he torah of moses not the current torah written doon , we believe in the psalms of david and the gospel of jesus, not mathew, luke, john and mark and def not st paul, st paul woz an evil jew who changed the original christianity tae send real christians astray and he woz always a jew in heart and hated jesus and christians, he changed the religion tae the pagan religion tae suit the romans and thats why we have roman customs in christianity which go against real christianity

st paul woz even banished by the disciplies of jesus coz he is a blasphemer



cheers
i see moses is back anyone like to translate the above
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Originally Posted by freedomfighter
jesus is oor messiah as well, peace be upon him

jesus woz awesome peace be upon him a servant of God

st paul woz an evil jew

Er, wasn't Jesus supposed to be a Galilean Jew?
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