What's the best way to chat up the neighbour?

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04 June 2008, 03:51 PM

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Tell her you have a c*ck like a blind cobblers thumb im sure she'll be game

What - it's always inside a shoe ??

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04 June 2008, 04:27 PM

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What - it's always inside a shoe ??

Or in some smelly old boot!

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04 June 2008, 06:15 PM

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We always chuckle as I did a "can I borrow your iron" visit to her house and she compares it to "can I borrow some sugar". Thing was it was genuine. Was ironing shirt for works xmas bash and mine packed in and had about 30 mins to get ready

Simon

eh? - why didn't you just take the shirt around and get her to iron it

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05 June 2008, 08:59 AM

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Could have tried "Fancy a pizza with a f*ck to follow?"

When she slates you there's always the comeback.........

"What, don't you like pizza."

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05 June 2008, 09:51 AM

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Three words ' BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA'.

Google it if you don't know what I'm on about, but not from work or anywhere with people watching.

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05 June 2008, 09:52 AM

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Fancy a f*ck & a curry is one of my favourites & has been known to work in the past

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