There's a food thief at work!
11 April 2008, 10:52 AM
#33
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 10,765
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
You need one of these....................
http://looneytic.com/toons/acme/mouse_trap_giant_P.jpg
.............and some trick toffees that turn your mouth blue, and salt in the milk!
http://looneytic.com/toons/acme/mouse_trap_giant_P.jpg
.............and some trick toffees that turn your mouth blue, and salt in the milk!
11 April 2008, 11:57 AM
#42
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Manchester ish
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
found it
6 Million Scovilles
Chilefoundry
so hot there are terms and conditions for buying it.
Could be the best £12.99 ever spent
6 Million Scovilles
Chilefoundry
so hot there are terms and conditions for buying it.
Could be the best £12.99 ever spent
11 April 2008, 11:59 AM
#43
Scooby Senior
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Next door to the WiFi connection
Posts: 16,293
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I hear you bud, I wouldnt be impressed too but...
I just had to laugh at that sentance Do like the idea of Laxatives in the milk and itching power on the toilet paper Although it would be rather interesting removing all the toilet paper together, just imagine the face of the person sat ont he ****ter with no bog roll
I just had to laugh at that sentance Do like the idea of Laxatives in the milk and itching power on the toilet paper Although it would be rather interesting removing all the toilet paper together, just imagine the face of the person sat ont he ****ter with no bog roll
11 April 2008, 12:00 PM
#44
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Stroke it baby!
Posts: 33,828
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The product must be handled with care and protective gloves and safety eyewear must be used please keep put of the reach of children and animals.
11 April 2008, 12:03 PM
#45
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 10,765
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I hear you bud, I wouldnt be impressed too but...
I just had to laugh at that sentance Do like the idea of Laxatives in the milk and itching power on the toilet paper Although it would be rather interesting removing all the toilet paper together, just imagine the face of the person sat ont he ****ter with no bog roll
I just had to laugh at that sentance Do like the idea of Laxatives in the milk and itching power on the toilet paper Although it would be rather interesting removing all the toilet paper together, just imagine the face of the person sat ont he ****ter with no bog roll Oooh....Ooooooh......and you could put cling film over the loo !
11 April 2008, 12:10 PM
#48
My tale
There is a guy in my work who is by pretty much all our standards disgusting.
One day he decided to put his chewed gum into someone else's mug of tea.
Unfortunately this was not noticed until the tea was done, he then admitted it with glee.
So, during lunch myself and said colleague got very strong laxative pills - 4 of them.
Crushed them up really fine and placed them in his lunchtime sandwich.
Funniest thing ever was about 45 minutes later seeing the look on his face as the old sphinxter told him that he better head for the bog.
I'm reliably informed that eye drops in a cup of tea/coffee do the same thing
Shaun
There is a guy in my work who is by pretty much all our standards disgusting.
One day he decided to put his chewed gum into someone else's mug of tea.
Unfortunately this was not noticed until the tea was done, he then admitted it with glee.
So, during lunch myself and said colleague got very strong laxative pills - 4 of them.
Crushed them up really fine and placed them in his lunchtime sandwich.
Funniest thing ever was about 45 minutes later seeing the look on his face as the old sphinxter told him that he better head for the bog.
I'm reliably informed that eye drops in a cup of tea/coffee do the same thing
Shaun
Last edited by urban; 11 April 2008 at 12:14 PM.
11 April 2008, 12:13 PM
#49
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Stroke it baby!
Posts: 33,828
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
My tale
There is a guy in my work who is by pretty much all our standards disgusting.
One day he decided to put his chewed gum into someone else's mug of tea.
Unfortunately this was not niticed until the tea was done, he then admitted it with glee.
So, during lunch myself and colleague got very strong laxative pills - 4 of them.
Crushed them up really fine and placed them in his lunchtime sandwich.
Funniest thing ever was about 45 minutes later seeing the look on his face as the old sphinxter told him that he better head for the bog.
I'm reliably informed that eye drops in a cup of tea/coffee do the same thing
Shaun
There is a guy in my work who is by pretty much all our standards disgusting.
One day he decided to put his chewed gum into someone else's mug of tea.
Unfortunately this was not niticed until the tea was done, he then admitted it with glee.
So, during lunch myself and colleague got very strong laxative pills - 4 of them.
Crushed them up really fine and placed them in his lunchtime sandwich.
Funniest thing ever was about 45 minutes later seeing the look on his face as the old sphinxter told him that he better head for the bog.
I'm reliably informed that eye drops in a cup of tea/coffee do the same thing
Shaun
11 April 2008, 01:04 PM
#56
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 5,848
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
found it
6 Million Scovilles
Chilefoundry
so hot there are terms and conditions for buying it.
Could be the best £12.99 ever spent
6 Million Scovilles
Chilefoundry
so hot there are terms and conditions for buying it.
Could be the best £12.99 ever spent
11 April 2008, 01:17 PM
#57
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
"The original Super Hot Sauce "Dave's Insanity Sauce" can now seem mild at 51,000 Scoville units (est.) when compared to some of the sauces in this category."
Chilefoundry
Chilefoundry
Ive used about half the bottle so far, and have had it for about a year, and its probably turned at least 20 big pans of chilli into raging fireballs
Just how i like it
Seriously tho, those chili sauces are not to be messed with
They can seriously mess people up, as i found out myself when i first got it
11 April 2008, 01:21 PM
#59
We had this problem at the Police, simple, get a new packet of whatever it is, Flora being pinched for toast in the morning in our case and open it, with cameraphones take photos of you defiling it in some way, we showed the owner licking the surface of the Flora, the other suggestions were worse and he wouldnt have fancied it himself afterwards so were discounted, leave it a week and watch it go down then print the licking photos and stick them near the fridge !
11 April 2008, 01:27 PM
#60