cookstar

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jaytc2003

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different link, yours was for a lesser scoville unit

Klaatu

Get yourself a "chilly bag" which will keep ya lunch cool until you "want" it, under ya desk. That's what I do!

oldsplice

Or..............you could take photos of a DOG licking the chocolate off the biscuits and then stick it on the tin!

HankScorpio

Nah, same stuff, post 28 goes to same as you posted, 30 goes to the category.

Because you had a , I'll have a


I like the photo idea.
What about getting some offal from the butchers (maybe a couple of eyes or some brains) and putting them in a non transparent tupperware box...

Or maybe get some maggots from the bait shop and let them hatch in the box...? The stuf of nightmares

cookstar

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Christ

andys

People are paying £50 for a cuppa made from cat turds in London

BBC NEWS | England | London | Animal dung coffee at £50 a cup

HankScorpio

Yeah, stick a post it on it saying "please don't open or take anything from this lunchbox", sticky fingers couldn't resist that and then look for the one with nightmares and psychological problems....

Kieran_Burns

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You suspect someone at Scoobynet then?

apples24

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id inject some pork pies with something and bang em in fridge, be funny as hell to catch em and see them running to the bog every half hour

j4ckos mate

i wont use our kitchen at work the skanky fickers that still live at home throw teabags at the bin and all the stains are up the wall.

wouldnt mind right but its a cabin inside the warehouse and has been fitted out beautifully flast screen telly new cooker and cupboards and dishwasher, yet theses mongs just pile it all up in the sink and expect it to wash itself, there mummmies must wipe their ***** for them at home

corradoboy

So, when do we hear the outcome

Fuzz

When the **** hits the fan..

little-ginge

This used to happen where I work.. we were pretty sure it was the contract cleaners who came in well after everyone had left the office..

things like cans of coke, and chocolate were nabbed .....until we took the tame option of smearing the coke tin lip with fairy washing up liquid, and leaving it in the fridge.. it was the last thing stolen from there

but then they moved on to rooting through peoples desk drawers and stealing peoples trainers, and stupid things like plastic aliens off someones PC

ScoobyWon't

At one of my old pubs, only a my full time members of staff had lockers. The part-time staff had to get them on a first come first serve basis.

We suddenly had an instance of cigarettes going missing from people's handbags.

I, along with a trusted member of staff (whp is now a Police officer) monitored the situation for a couple of weeks. After repeat occurences over the period, I asked my accomplice in detection to help me put a stop to things.

Over a few days, my colleague would leave half-smoked cigs in the ash tray and when we came back, they would be gone or smoked.

In the end, we resorted to taking one cig and rubbing the filter in something brown and smelly that had left someone's body. The cig was then put in the ash tray.

Lo and behold, it was smoked. Once it had been smoked, the full story of the planted, poo-covered filter, was disemminated amongst the staff. Funnily it never happened again.