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Old 12 April 2008, 01:27 AM
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FFS there are some right munters in there

what is the country coming to if that is the best there is to offer?
Old 12 April 2008, 01:27 AM
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For once Gentlemen we are all in agreement. I believe my money is on trap 5. THE HARE IS RUNNING!!!!

Out of all of them i wouldn't kick number 25 out of bed for farting. shes pretty cute.

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Old 12 April 2008, 01:37 AM
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IMO these contesting kids are all deluded. Their ambitions, vision, and their own perception about themselves is pathetically distorted. They need to forget about this superficial "beauty" thing, and get on with their studies.
Old 12 April 2008, 07:09 AM
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okay now they must be really taking the ****

Old 12 April 2008, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
this must be a joke


Old 12 April 2008, 08:21 AM
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I blame X-Factor and all that reality 'talent' show crap - seems like every kid out there thinks they have what it takes to become a celebrity something or other.

Dont know if they are all just really arrogant and actually think that they are better than or as good as genuinely talented people, or as good looking as really attractive people, or just very deluded.

With these model things, it makes you wonder about the state of some of the ones who didnt even make it to the shortlist !!!!

And before anyone moans and says 'I bet you're not that good looking' etc.... the point is irrelevant as I'm NOT entering myself into a beauty contest - in the same way that I know I cant sing, so wont be auditioning for the X-Factor, but know enough about music to know when someone is tone deaf !!!!
Old 12 April 2008, 08:27 AM
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I'm going to look again tonight after the pub and 10 pints.
Old 12 April 2008, 08:35 AM
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And they say Essex birds are rough!!! Remind me never to go on the Pull in York
Old 12 April 2008, 08:40 AM
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I have to say that is a poor selection and not really representative of the average person on the street.

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Old 12 April 2008, 08:57 AM
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ha ha this is a funny one ,if any of them get to go to miss world we would get destroyed
Old 12 April 2008, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
this must be a joke


Is it just me or does that bear a resemblance to a young CMR?
Old 12 April 2008, 09:29 AM
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Perhaps they should all be entrants for a "Special" Miss World - like the "Special" Olympics.
Old 12 April 2008, 09:52 AM
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if this is all englands finest women then im off
Old 12 April 2008, 10:34 AM
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Daft thing is if you walk down most high streets you will see loads of prettier girls, maybe they just arent quite as desperate for fame ( or are just planning to marry a footballer, so wont need the money )
Old 12 April 2008, 10:42 AM
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It is a well known fact that Newcastle has some of the best looking girls in all of England....














until they open their gobs
Old 12 April 2008, 11:03 AM
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am i in the post something that sucked you off thread

that used to be a man
Old 12 April 2008, 11:04 AM
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jesus have you seen the first one from harrogate
Old 12 April 2008, 11:05 AM
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Check MLR out they have an even funnier thread on this

A beauty contest that rivals no others!!! - Mitsubishi Lancer Register Forum
Old 12 April 2008, 11:12 AM
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Funniest thread in ages - WTF
Old 12 April 2008, 11:43 AM
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Presumably the photographers day job is doing the mug shots in York Cop Shop?
Old 12 April 2008, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny E
or maybe leaving the lens cap on would have helped a little
pmsl...
Old 12 April 2008, 12:14 PM
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I've just stopped crying... this is one funny thread.....

Once I've cleared the tears and I can see my screen again, I'm off to view the 'talent'..

FPMSL...
Old 12 April 2008, 12:21 PM
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Jesus H.. I need more tissues......
(for the tears.....)



Who they're up against.....



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Old 12 April 2008, 01:13 PM
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If John Merrick had a sex change he'd also be a likely candidate for Miss York.
Old 12 April 2008, 01:14 PM
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To be fair.. I think the photographer has screwed up these shots completely. Looks to me like a p*ss poor attempt capture 'natural beauty' which has come out more like a prison lineup, than a collection of beauty contestants.

I mean look at the OP's pictures of his missus...
She takes a better picture of herself (with a camera phone by the look of it) than what the photographer has achieved...

i.e.



versus



After this cameraman's handiwork... you wouldn't think it was the same person
Old 12 April 2008, 02:25 PM
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the original poster has some bottle
that has to be the worst selection of talent ive ever ever seen
if i had a face like any of those birds id stay in doors for good
or actually id shave my **** do a hand stand and walk backwards
Old 12 April 2008, 02:33 PM
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anyone for a head transplant?
Old 12 April 2008, 02:35 PM
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Have they all been photoshopped to make their noses look odd?
Old 12 April 2008, 02:35 PM
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The photographer is clearly not sure of what they are doing, none of the girls on that site are particularly attractive and it doesn't help that the photographer doesn't know how to take a decent flattering pic!!

If thats all this country has to offer then oh dear....
Old 12 April 2008, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by swampster
To be fair.. I think the photographer has screwed up these shots completely. Looks to me like a p*ss poor attempt capture 'natural beauty' which has come out more like a prison lineup, than a collection of beauty contestants.
Agree entirely, will anyone be willing to pose the probem in the photography section? IMO Far too much exposure combined with forward facing light/flash at the wrong angle....Like using full flash on a compact camera (that's unfair, alot of digital compacts will adress this if in protrait mode). Also seems to be slight lens distortion; like using those cheap and nasty lenses which are currently rife on eBay (I have one: great for landscape, but darnt not use it for portraits - unless I'm being "arty" where you want the person to look like they need a Claritin ).

Still, there are some scary ones on there.

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