I can't wait for the after pictures, there had better be pictures ? please !!!

 

It would be rude not to.

 

How did it go then, have you survived ?

 

I heard an urban myth once:

Guy was steamin' and his mates chained him to a lamp post. Said guy was then...........RAPED BY A TRAMP............wedding was called off, guy spilt up from his fiancee, ended up depressed, lost his job and eventually needed councilling........

As long as nothing permanent happens, then anything goes!!! I was dressed in drag for the night, then stripped bollock naked with a cardboard box taped to my head (as in my head) and then we all walked about Newcastle for a while, till my mates and brothers then put me in a wheelbarrow, taped my ***** up with brown tape and then dumped me in the hotel lobby - that tape removal was sore!! One of my best nights!!!!

 

Tie him naked to a tree in a field full of cows.

Beasts are notoriously curious animals and those rough tongues would lick the hair off a peach. He'll look a bit raw and baldy for a week or so.

That said, a stag might enjoy a herd of cows licking him ...