The rant thread.
22 May 2008, 09:35 PM
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1) The police think i'm someone else still and can't seem to sort out that i'm not. The other person has a similar name and birth date and is wanted for all sorts of things but they seem incapable of sorting the mess out. Already making formal complaint and writing to CC etc 
Fed up of friendly 6am wake up's now.
2) The council are taking me to court next week over unpaid Council tax on a property i sold 9 months ago. Despite me telling them this many times and sending them lots of proof. Can't wait to make them look like idiots in court
3) HMRC have somehow decided i did no work at all last year and paid no tax at all despite me working from April 1 - Sep 1 and paying higher rate tax throughout and thus being entitled to a nice refund now
EVERY GOVERNMENT DEPT I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS YEAR HAS FOOKED UP COMPLETELY AND IT'S GETTING RATHER ANNOYING NOW!!!
Fed up of friendly 6am wake up's now.2) The council are taking me to court next week over unpaid Council tax on a property i sold 9 months ago. Despite me telling them this many times and sending them lots of proof. Can't wait to make them look like idiots in court
3) HMRC have somehow decided i did no work at all last year and paid no tax at all despite me working from April 1 - Sep 1 and paying higher rate tax throughout and thus being entitled to a nice refund now
EVERY GOVERNMENT DEPT I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS YEAR HAS FOOKED UP COMPLETELY AND IT'S GETTING RATHER ANNOYING NOW!!!
22 May 2008, 09:53 PM
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22 May 2008, 10:17 PM
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Not at all grumpy today hackcherly 
I've been on a company offsite today. Nattered for 3 hours in the morning. Screamed through the forest on mountain bikes and played crazy golf in the sun all afternoon. Lovely dinner of duck **** and gratin to round it all off.
I've been on a company offsite today. Nattered for 3 hours in the morning. Screamed through the forest on mountain bikes and played crazy golf in the sun all afternoon. Lovely dinner of duck **** and gratin to round it all off.
22 May 2008, 10:26 PM
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23 May 2008, 12:57 AM
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23 May 2008, 08:31 AM
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I'd need a bulk order!
23 May 2008, 10:57 AM
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Just walked around eastleigh (Hants) full of mongs, 14 year old girls with prams there must be a local bylaw whereby you have to be knocked up by that age.
Older slutty women who have to shout all the time especially at their 6th kid, thickos who cannot deviate from there path so forcing you on to the road, shopstaff who all come with "service with a snarl", what a ****hole! must have 6 fingers and webbed feet to live there.
I could easily do a repeat of Hungerford if i was armed at the moment so off to a dark room to chill out and listen to California dreaming!!
Older slutty women who have to shout all the time especially at their 6th kid, thickos who cannot deviate from there path so forcing you on to the road, shopstaff who all come with "service with a snarl", what a ****hole! must have 6 fingers and webbed feet to live there.
I could easily do a repeat of Hungerford if i was armed at the moment so off to a dark room to chill out and listen to California dreaming!!
23 May 2008, 11:08 AM
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23 May 2008, 11:45 AM
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Biggest fecking rant at the moment....
Dual Carriageways
Them annoying little toss-pot, toe-rag, diesel driving f*ck-wits who seem to think that because THEY won't be able to get past in the gap on the inside lane no other ****** can! So they sit in the outside lane for mile after mile after mile.
ARGH!
Get that slow piece of sh*t out of my goddamn way you bloody tractor driving tw*t!
It's a frigging OVER-TAKING LANE not a bloody sit-in-this-lane-until-I-can-be-arsed-to-pull-over lane.
I'm going to buy a fast car that's on it's last legs and start ramming the bast*rds soon.
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Dual Carriageways
Them annoying little toss-pot, toe-rag, diesel driving f*ck-wits who seem to think that because THEY won't be able to get past in the gap on the inside lane no other ****** can! So they sit in the outside lane for mile after mile after mile.
ARGH!
Get that slow piece of sh*t out of my goddamn way you bloody tractor driving tw*t!
It's a frigging OVER-TAKING LANE not a bloody sit-in-this-lane-until-I-can-be-arsed-to-pull-over lane.
I'm going to buy a fast car that's on it's last legs and start ramming the bast*rds soon.
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23 May 2008, 01:17 PM
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reps in 3 series BMW's
middle lane hoggers
Left hand drive wagons that can’t be ar5ed to wait and see if anything is actually coming up the blind side see you.
**** UK roads, worse than the 3rd world
bus drivers
ethnic groups who seem total unable to hold a normal conversation without feeling the need to SHOUT.
Different rules in a normal secondary school, catering to the over zealous political correct tree hugging cardigan wearing, shandy drinking tw@ts.
If the Muslim children have Christmas off, why can’t the Christians have Eid off as they do.
Why do I have to submit a form to take my child out of school (maximum of 10 days) but the Muslims take 4 weeks out ???
And before anyone jumps on the racist bandwagon, GET A REAL LIFE. These are factual issues that cause me concern.
middle lane hoggers
Left hand drive wagons that can’t be ar5ed to wait and see if anything is actually coming up the blind side see you.
**** UK roads, worse than the 3rd world
bus drivers
ethnic groups who seem total unable to hold a normal conversation without feeling the need to SHOUT.
Different rules in a normal secondary school, catering to the over zealous political correct tree hugging cardigan wearing, shandy drinking tw@ts.
If the Muslim children have Christmas off, why can’t the Christians have Eid off as they do.
Why do I have to submit a form to take my child out of school (maximum of 10 days) but the Muslims take 4 weeks out ???
And before anyone jumps on the racist bandwagon, GET A REAL LIFE. These are factual issues that cause me concern.
23 May 2008, 03:27 PM
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illegal immigrants .. dole bludgers .. my bloody telly aerial having to be repositioned in the rain .. people phoning me at silly times in the morning .. my kids waking me up with punches in the face @ 5am .. the price of ciggys .. the price of fuel .. my bloody mondeo drinks more fuel than my scooby .. fogetting to take my insulin .. being a fat ****** .. my wifes phone bill ..
that will do for starters ....
that will do for starters ....
23 May 2008, 04:04 PM
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“You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Back to you, Tom"
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Back to you, Tom"
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23 May 2008, 05:19 PM
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Bad mannered drivers How much effort to wave thanks
Drivers on the bum end of my car
Oh and this woman at work, if she spends one more minute of work time sorting out her family life, I will rip her head off
How much effort to wave thanks Drivers on the bum end of my car
Oh and this woman at work, if she spends one more minute of work time sorting out her family life, I will rip her head off
23 May 2008, 06:02 PM
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... People who have pasty dark haired children that look like feckin Damien from the Omen, why wouldn't you have the creepy little ******* adopted at birth?Scary AND the potential to bring on the end of days!
