How much are you worth in bed...?
03 July 2008, 09:15 PM
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Well ....... Who can afford me then ?
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Well ....... Who can afford me then ?
Do you do HP?
03 July 2008, 09:25 PM
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HOI! ******, I've just noticed that! You're cruisin. I'll subject you to the cuffs and collar with anymore of that chat!!
Edited to say: Cos the bog roll is runnin glow
I give you half hour at 55p... sorted! *goes to car and puts Niddry in sat nav*
03 July 2008, 09:25 PM
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Prolly better if it is in Euros!
03 July 2008, 09:32 PM
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I give you half hour at 55p... sorted! *goes to car and puts Niddry in sat nav*
on:ice:walking:thin.
Try the West End dahlink
03 July 2008, 09:33 PM
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Do you do HP?
I will have to take some personal details down then
03 July 2008, 09:34 PM
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03 July 2008, 09:37 PM
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I will have to take some personal details down then
Go on, do a Hightee Bumfluff and see how far you get
03 July 2008, 09:39 PM
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Try the West End dahlink
Wester Hailes hunny bunch?
03 July 2008, 09:40 PM
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Wester Hailes hunny bunch?
Even if it was it's a far cry from Govan
03 July 2008, 09:51 PM
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Govan lol I don't live in a G postcode EH actually
03 July 2008, 09:54 PM
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Oh right, you came across a west coaster!! Sorry bout that!
Well, lets try....... GREENDYKES! You even say yourself you're a bam...
03 July 2008, 09:58 PM
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Oh right, you came across a west coaster!! Sorry bout that!
Well, lets try....... GREENDYKES! You even say yourself you're a bam...
Nope your still wrong
03 July 2008, 10:04 PM
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Nope your still wrong
Surprisingly.
03 July 2008, 10:04 PM
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$918
Is there a solo option ? i feel I may score better in that one.
03 July 2008, 11:36 PM
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$1,163. goodness me.
and yes, you can swipe your card there.
04 July 2008, 12:23 AM
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Is there a solo option ? i feel I may score better in that one.
04 July 2008, 12:55 AM
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that will do me
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04 July 2008, 09:02 AM
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Damn!
I cannot believe I'm the cheapest lay on SN
Hopefully now the squares who don't come on at night will have a go and I won't be the SN equivalent of Travelodge!!
04 July 2008, 09:05 AM
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that will do me
£1117
Same as me
You must be a Harlot too (waits for Claire to come along and confirm this)
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04 July 2008, 09:32 AM
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04 July 2008, 10:00 AM
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Same as me
You must be a Harlot too (waits for Claire to come along and confirm this)
Y E S
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I'm curious: for the males there was one question about ***** size. Was there an equivalent question for the ladies, and how was it phrased?
How large is your faff?
a) Channel tunnel
b) Ripped out fireplace
c) Wizzards sleeve
d) Mouse' ear
04 July 2008, 11:12 AM
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option e)
a) Channel tunnel
b) Ripped out fireplace
c) Wizzards sleeve
d) Mouse' ear
04 July 2008, 11:43 AM
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I'm curious: for the males there was one question about ***** size. Was there an equivalent question for the ladies, and how was it phrased?
How large is your faff?
a) Channel tunnel
b) Ripped out fireplace
c) Wizzards sleeve
d) Mouse' ear
I think I lost my keys somewhere!
04 July 2008, 11:49 AM
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f) like throwing a chip up the high street
04 July 2008, 11:54 AM
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04 July 2008, 11:57 AM
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f) like throwing a chip up the high street
g) Tooth pick into a volcano!