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Old 05 February 2002 | 05:51 PM
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"The nitrous comes out at 800PSI and -128 degrees, this can't be doing my valves any good! "
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Old 05 February 2002 | 06:49 PM
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The dog's dangley bits
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"too much money spent - but when you put the foot to the floorr... ohhhhhh yeaaahhh!"
Old 05 February 2002 | 07:55 PM
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Old 05 February 2002 | 08:12 PM
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Old 05 February 2002 | 10:10 PM
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400+ Bhp/torque of shear grunt
Old 05 February 2002 | 11:17 PM
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sold but still remembered
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Old 05 February 2002 | 11:41 PM
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"Live fast - die young"

or after facing up to the reality of owning one -

"Money - you can't take it with you!"

or one for the number plate

"2 litre supercar eater"

Old 06 February 2002 | 01:07 AM
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Broken. For now.
Old 06 February 2002 | 04:06 AM
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"A figment of my imagination, for the moment"

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Old 06 February 2002 | 04:41 AM
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WOW.......Better than Sex.....................!?!?!?!?!?

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Old 06 February 2002 | 04:45 AM
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Better than sex?!
Man, you must be doing something wrong!

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Old 06 February 2002 | 04:58 AM
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Hi MrZ,
I think it must be something to do with the twin exhaust tailpipe !!!!!!!

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Old 06 February 2002 | 05:08 AM
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LOL, don't they all have two holes though?

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Old 06 February 2002 | 07:12 AM
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"And on the 8th day God created the Impreza"

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A regular 1st passenger quote...."so aren't these cars supposed to be quick........"OH MYYYYYY GGGGODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!"
Old 07 February 2002 | 11:12 AM
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F****D!!!!!

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Old 07 February 2002 | 11:20 AM
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Old 07 February 2002 | 09:39 PM
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Passengers comment "Was that a Blue flashing light, OH! its alright its gone now"!!!!!
Old 07 February 2002 | 09:52 PM
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Subaru Impreza Turbo 2000 Bumpy Uncomfortable noisy slow thirsty Poorly built Underbraked Overinsured and Silver.


Old 07 February 2002 | 11:39 PM
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It wasnt a sentence but a thought, on the first day I owned it, no less.
" Woooooo, this is fun, hold up I'm coming up to damp patch in the road. Shall I lift off? Nah I'll keep my toe in and see what happens.....Woooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
The moment I broke my sideways duck
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Old 08 February 2002 | 12:06 AM
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"It will get to 60, eventually, but I can watch TV while its getting there"
Old 08 February 2002 | 12:22 AM
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The vigor and aphrodisia of the boxer engine and the concupiscence of the Subaru Impreza, an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal.
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Old 02 May 2002 | 07:37 AM
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It's Blue with Gold Wheels



But the White One (575bhp & 475lb/ft) is better



[Edited by rsquire - 2/5/2002 7:40:26 AM]
Old 02 May 2002 | 10:55 AM
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How about one word....

"FUN"

Mike

[Edited by RB170 - 2/5/2002 12:10:11 PM]
Old 02 May 2002 | 12:19 PM
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Jolly Green Monster!

The usual first time passenger says after a while "Whats this brrrrrrrrriiiiiaarrggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttt-tttt-ttt button do?!"



[Edited by Jolly Green Monster 2 - 2/5/2002 12:29:10 PM]
Old 02 May 2002 | 05:09 PM
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It's briliant...............at going round corners


[Edited by Trout - 2/5/2002 5:10:10 PM]
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