Notices
ScoobyNet General General Subaru Discussion

That nob has done it again!! Please god why

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 18 August 2008, 09:07 PM
  #61  
RyanSTI
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
RyanSTI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 677
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

na you gotta be kidding me man! detailing a hoover! is that guy for real!
Old 18 August 2008, 09:12 PM
  #62  
gingerboy
Scooby Regular
 
gingerboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: South Wales, near Cardiff
Posts: 741
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

OMG........ I read the car detail yesterday, agree it would make a great second hand buy but what the flump..... detailing a dyson.

GB

p.s. didn't he realise that the filter he cotton budded comes off and he could have chucked it in the sink for a proper clean I'll be off then.
Old 18 August 2008, 09:13 PM
  #63  
what would scooby do
Scooby Senior
 
what would scooby do's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 52 Festive Road
Posts: 28,311
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Might pop round his house tomorrow with a bag of soot and sand
Old 18 August 2008, 09:13 PM
  #64  
hoskib
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
hoskib's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: gravesend, kent
Posts: 4,721
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by PantsUK

what. the. ****.

remember there was some loon who detailed a stainless toaster posted up some time ago, please don't tell me it's the same guy.
Old 18 August 2008, 09:19 PM
  #65  
what would scooby do
Scooby Senior
 
what would scooby do's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 52 Festive Road
Posts: 28,311
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by RyanSTI
na you gotta be kidding me man! detailing a hoover! is that guy for real!
I seriously hope that is a pish take..
Old 18 August 2008, 09:41 PM
  #66  
Ant
Scooby Regular
 
Ant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Notts
Posts: 9,243
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

no he honestly did I'm on my iPhone so can't copy the address but it's on detail world
Old 18 August 2008, 10:37 PM
  #67  
paulwrxboro
Scooby Regular
 
paulwrxboro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: cant spell WGAF
Posts: 3,399
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

i like his car almost bought one me self
Old 18 August 2008, 10:44 PM
  #68  
turbogav
Scooby Regular
 
turbogav's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Down South!
Posts: 248
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Fantastic stuff, a man who details his dyson ROFL
Old 18 August 2008, 10:49 PM
  #69  
RB5_245
Scooby Regular
 
RB5_245's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,703
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

This is now on every forum I read, What a loonytune!

i decided to fuzzaway the coat. The device I used was a Remiongton fuzzaway simply because i have had good results with this before and it was a toss up between this and hitting myself repeatedly about the face with a shovel…
ROFL
Old 19 August 2008, 01:39 AM
  #70  
RJM25R
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
RJM25R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Oldham
Posts: 1,428
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Yo Blood! we iz doin a cruize next week, he iz cumin wit di dyson, I s gonna go in my classic 1973 Bakelite Hoover Big Bag.



JUST NEED TA WASH IT DOWN WIV CAVIAR AND CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE then go take pictures in di multi storey. Check out ma thread on www.Idon'tgetanyathome.co.uk

Gonna get Ant an Deaf off Xfactor to *** for a free mic session, be bad man. Just loke di movie 8 mile.

Respect
Old 20 August 2008, 03:16 PM
  #71  
old bob
Scooby Regular
 
old bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: soon to be in the D.I.Y 400 bhp club
Posts: 205
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

this is the guy with astras mate! hes only one of the best in the world, charging anything up to around 8 grand for a job, he goes all over europe!!

Miracle Detail - Car detailing - Paintwork Correction
Old 28 August 2008, 02:03 PM
  #72  
RB5_245
Scooby Regular
 
RB5_245's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,703
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

The Nurburgring Edition named after the car’s spiritual home,
How can he be that thorough in washing the car and not even notice it's an Astra.
Old 28 August 2008, 04:56 PM
  #73  
GC8
Scooby Regular
 
GC8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sheffield; Rome of the North
Posts: 17,582
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Do you think that he has ever kissed a girl?
Old 28 August 2008, 07:16 PM
  #74  
GlesgaKiss
Scooby Regular
 
GlesgaKiss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Scotland
Posts: 6,284
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by GC8
Do you think that he has ever kissed a girl?
Maybe one of the life-size cardboard cutouts you see in the shops.
Old 28 August 2008, 08:35 PM
  #75  
Maxp
Scooby Newbie
 
Maxp's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 18
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

will he ever take it on the nurburgring?
Old 28 August 2008, 08:51 PM
  #76  
what would scooby do
Scooby Senior
 
what would scooby do's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 52 Festive Road
Posts: 28,311
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I wonder when he's going to detail his fleshlight



Old 28 August 2008, 08:54 PM
  #77  
Ant
Scooby Regular
 
Ant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Notts
Posts: 9,243
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by GC8
Do you think that he has ever kissed a girl?
bet he has to pay for it ...............oh wait itll make a mess in the car


I would say no then
Old 28 August 2008, 09:07 PM
  #78  
hoskib
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
hoskib's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: gravesend, kent
Posts: 4,721
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by what would scooby do
I wonder when he's going to detail his fleshlight



or de-swirling the glass eyes of his real doll
Old 28 August 2008, 09:09 PM
  #79  
pcressie
Scooby Regular
 
pcressie's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 260
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

could understand if it was mk1 escort rs2000, but a vauxhall disastra. Then they have the cheek to call it a nurburgring. Surprised it managed a lap without torque steering in to the nearest armco
Old 28 August 2008, 09:20 PM
  #80  
corradoboy
Scooby Regular
 
corradoboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Just beyond the limits of adhesion
Posts: 19,020
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I like the disAstra's qualifications for being called 'Nurburgring'. Faux carbon plastic bits, some wheels, some seats, tints and a back box. That's really gonna make it soooooo much better around the 'Ring than a standard Poxhaul Ashtray
Old 28 August 2008, 09:49 PM
  #81  
G.Mac
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
G.Mac's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Sometimes Bute, sometimes Renfrew
Posts: 812
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Does the FD in his reg no stand for Fudd?
Old 29 August 2008, 12:27 AM
  #82  
cster
Scooby Regular
 
cster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,753
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

In the beginning there was the word,


and it was N-b!
Old 29 August 2008, 12:47 AM
  #83  
Odds on
Scooby Regular
 
Odds on's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

He reckons that after 15 months, he was offered a grand or so less than he paid, to part ex for a car that was similarly priced..??

Vauxhall having a bit of free advertisement on the back of a numpty?
Old 29 August 2008, 12:48 PM
  #84  
WRX_Dazza
Scooby Regular
 
WRX_Dazza's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Going further than the station and back !!! ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posts: 11,097
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by pcressie
could understand if it was mk1 escort rs2000, but a vauxhall disastra. Then they have the cheek to call it a nurburgring. Surprised it managed a lap without torque steering in to the nearest armco

hahahhaah,
dont forget there are embossed maps of the ring on the seats, for when you get lost
Old 30 August 2008, 01:19 AM
  #85  
simpsons !
Scooby Regular
 
simpsons !'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: A Yorkshireman living in Lancashire, Recruiting for the War of the Roses part deux!
Posts: 945
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Am i being odd here or what? This guy gets to see and clean the most exclusive vehicles on the planet, And most of you are taking the ****? Erm.... he's not doing it for pocket money, and he doesn't have a boss he gets the best cars and charges a mint for doing what he enjoys! I'm really serious about setting myself up in business like this while the rest of you complain about your employers!

If you need me i'm in the North West!

Simpsons!
Old 30 August 2008, 06:51 AM
  #86  
PantsUK
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
PantsUK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by simpsons !
Am i being odd here or what? This guy gets to see and clean the most exclusive vehicles on the planet, And most of you are taking the ****? Erm.... he's not doing it for pocket money, and he doesn't have a boss he gets the best cars and charges a mint for doing what he enjoys! I'm really serious about setting myself up in business like this while the rest of you complain about your employers!

If you need me i'm in the North West!

Simpsons!
I thought the "top" guy was his mate helping him not actually him??
Old 30 August 2008, 09:40 AM
  #87  
Flaps
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Flaps's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2,966
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Thumbs up to him for detailing the Dyson, I love how he took it to the car park for a photoshoot too Suggests he has a sense of humour after all.
Old 30 August 2008, 11:20 AM
  #88  
rickya
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (18)
 
rickya's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Herts/Middx
Posts: 6,322
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

He's not the top guy, IIRC it is his mate as pantsUk suggested
Old 30 August 2008, 12:49 PM
  #89  
Snazy
Scooby Regular
 
Snazy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: S.E London
Posts: 13,654
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

before hand applying and massageing into the dyson in fluid straight strokes.....
Superb !! lol
Old 30 August 2008, 04:27 PM
  #90  
Jonlu
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (3)
 
Jonlu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hants
Posts: 159
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

I just love the way all the other forum members praise him. Can't they tell he has issues?!


Quick Reply: That nob has done it again!! Please god why



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:48 AM.