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Old 22 August 2008, 11:29 AM
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What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?
He heard boys pant were half off!

How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Throw him a boy.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.


I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.


Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.


Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children.
Old 22 August 2008, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by spireite
What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?
He heard boys pant were half off!

How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Throw him a boy.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.


I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.


Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.


Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children.
They are just wrong!
Old 22 August 2008, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by spireite
How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
Old 22 August 2008, 11:12 PM
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He's finally back then

His solicitor has said his conviction is a 'travesty of justice'.. I agree.

It's a travesty of justice that he can be allowed to do all these things, be able to come back and claim medical care under the NHS, still receive loyalty payments, and can live wher he wants in the UK, as long as he 'notifies police of his intended address...' that doesn't stop him being a filthy mucky paedophile though does it??


BBC NEWS | UK | Gary Glitter to sign sex register

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Old 22 August 2008, 11:22 PM
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They should shoot the ****ing disgusting piece of ****! But no, the Gov will give him a cosy wee home, change of identity, even plastic surgery to disguise him, then loss him off the radar whilst they concentrate on speeding motorists instead! I'd laugh but this IS modern Britain, so it's likely to be the case!
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Sneeky get going through the nowt to declare aisle....

Old 23 August 2008, 11:25 AM
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Its no good me saying he wants stuffing, because he probably does!

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