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Old 12 September 2008, 08:44 PM
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Old 12 September 2008, 08:52 PM
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That covers near enough everyone on television!!

Is their anyone people do like?? or is it a case of whoever is on TV has done well for themselves so I'll hate them as my miserable life never turned out the way I planed!??
Old 12 September 2008, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
The bloke off the Safestyle ads. If ever anyone deserves to die a horrible death, it's him. aarrggghhh


was in a pub with him not too long ago was very tempting to say "u see this fist, well u get that one and u can have this one for free"
Old 12 September 2008, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by phil_wrx
was in a pub with him not too long ago was very tempting to say "u see this fist, well u get that one and u can have this one for free"
'Asay,yougetthatone,andcanhavethisonefreeeeeeeee'


Old 12 September 2008, 10:34 PM
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Old 13 September 2008, 12:23 AM
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Justin Lee Collins, Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Alan Carr, Catherine Tate, and the entire cast of Eastenders are all right up there

But the one person getting on my **** above all others at the moment is that **** who does the Jeyes sponsor ads in The Bill
Old 13 September 2008, 10:20 AM
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Kirsty Walk on Newsweek who is considerably more impolite than Paxman and very much less effective.

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Old 13 September 2008, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
Kate Humble
Oh my god! How could I forget her!!

We reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllyy cannot STAND her!! Just want to slap that stupid smug face with that stupid big gob! Everytime she's on Mr OS says.......'Who's she ********? She must be ******** someone to keep getting all this work!'
Old 13 September 2008, 12:38 PM
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She's the BBC's default enthusiastic person.

Meeting of producers -
"we need someone enthusiastic"
"get Kate Humble"
"is she enthusiastic about this?"
"she's enthusiastic about anything if she gets on the telly with it"
Old 13 September 2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
She's the BBC's default enthusiastic person.

Meeting of producers -
"we need someone enthusiastic"
"get Kate Humble"
"is she enthusiastic about this?"
"she's enthusiastic about anything if she gets on the telly with it"
I'd like to give her an enthusiastic punch in the chops!
Old 13 September 2008, 07:57 PM
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Jeremy Kyle, Trisha Goddard, Alan Carr, Justin Lee-Collins, Charlotte Church, anyone associated with Big Brother (except female contestants under 30, under 9st and prepared to go naked), VBH, ALL soap actors (except the pretty half of the Hollyoaks cast), teh orange antiques bloke and anyone else involved in pre-lunchtime bric-a-brac toss, anyone involved in mid-afternoon decorating shows, the blonde bint on Calendar News who talks to us all like we're an infant class, that asian guy who's always on The One Show (sack him and bring back Ellie Harrison), anyone involved with those late-night phone-in quiz things, the cameraman who shoots the intro, outro and interviews on Dragons Den who probably used to think he was being creative whilst ruining mates wedding videos, Nicholas Lyndhurst, the Safestyle troll, the Halifax 'employees', Gok Wan, Susannah (but I'd bum Trinny)....



.....but my most irritating person of all, Alexa Chung. It goes against all my principles as she's young, pretty, skinny, wears quite revealing clothes and has small *******, but the minute she comes on screen I want to throttle her.

I quite like Kate Humble, but I adore Lisa Gallagher and Keeley Donovan who present the weather on Look North.
Old 13 September 2008, 09:15 PM
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I leave my TV off, that way I dont end up with 'issues'
Old 13 September 2008, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
Kate Humble
Oiiiii you leave Kate outta this.



I've been an eye witness to her in a wetsuit

My list

The confused.com twonks
Anyone who does the loan adverts
the bogoff guy, wish he would.
Old 13 September 2008, 09:51 PM
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Have you seen that pic of her in her only acting role, a film called 'Spymaker'
Old 13 September 2008, 09:56 PM
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No, pray do show
Old 13 September 2008, 10:09 PM
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Fiona Phillips off of GMTV - cannot stand that stupid cow

The whole lot of eastenders....... utter crap

Most of the cast of emmerdale... some female exceptions

Holby****ty....... again utter crap

Tiff Nobel of off 5th gear - I don't deny he can drive but the guy is a complete knobber

Harry Hill - I know some people say he is a comic genius but I cannot stand the guy

Loads more but they are the ones that really have me walking out of the room

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Old 13 September 2008, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
No, pray do show
I did, he saw and went for tissues

Last edited by corradoboy; 13 September 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason: remove titty pics of Kate Humble
Old 13 September 2008, 10:27 PM
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Much obliged to you sir!
Old 14 September 2008, 08:21 AM
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Davina McCall when she tries to be funny.

Cheryl Cole - I can't stand her voice. That footballers wife type accent goes right through me.
Old 14 September 2008, 09:28 AM
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Gary Lineker- I would love to slap that fixed Grin of his face. Also he cant get through match of the day without giving the Engurland National team a mention. Also why does this ***** present the Golf, why not have an ex-Golfer?

Charlotte Church- Fat ugly mess with a big gob, cant think of anything worse on my TV.

Amy Winehouse- I've just thought, she IS worse than Fatty Church and is constantly being played on the Music Channels for some reason Ugly pig, cant sing, needs a wash and needs to eat.
Old 14 September 2008, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Jeremy Kyle, Trisha Goddard, Alan Carr, Justin Lee-Collins, Charlotte Church, anyone associated with Big Brother (except female contestants under 30, under 9st and prepared to go naked), VBH, ALL soap actors (except the pretty half of the Hollyoaks cast), teh orange antiques bloke and anyone else involved in pre-lunchtime bric-a-brac toss, anyone involved in mid-afternoon decorating shows, the blonde bint on Calendar News who talks to us all like we're an infant class, that asian guy who's always on The One Show (sack him and bring back Ellie Harrison), anyone involved with those late-night phone-in quiz things, the cameraman who shoots the intro, outro and interviews on Dragons Den who probably used to think he was being creative whilst ruining mates wedding videos, Nicholas Lyndhurst, the Safestyle troll, the Halifax 'employees', Gok Wan, Susannah (but I'd bum Trinny)....



.....but my most irritating person of all, Alexa Chung. It goes against all my principles as she's young, pretty, skinny, wears quite revealing clothes and has small *******, but the minute she comes on screen I want to throttle her.
Might have been easier if you listed the people you do like
Old 14 September 2008, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gingerboy
Fiona Phillips off of GMTV - cannot stand that stupid cow
Same here, at least she won't be on TV much longer
Old 14 September 2008, 12:37 PM
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The entire Osbourne Family. Bunch of halfwits. Would love to jaw Sharon!
Old 14 September 2008, 03:28 PM
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Old 14 September 2008, 03:35 PM
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I cant stand my wife off the tele.

I used to be able to, but then we got one of those Plasma efforts so now its too thin on the top.
Old 14 September 2008, 04:34 PM
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Just thought of another one:

The little plump lass who has been presenting "Little Brother". Irritating beyond belief
Old 14 September 2008, 05:57 PM
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gillian mckeith , u are what u eat (she must have eaten a miserable **** )

anyone from any soap ( apart from the birds in hollyoaks)
Old 14 September 2008, 06:05 PM
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Old 14 September 2008, 06:06 PM
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terry fatso wogan
noel pillock edwards
jasper baldy carrot
jamie nobrot oliver


all money grabbing greedy gits


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