phil_wrx

iTrader: (2)

when they say " does this make my bum look big" ????


no love its the foot long chicken sandwich that u have eaten that makes it big

oldsplice

Why do blokes have to use every single utensil and about 3 plates to make a slice of toast, or a sausage in a roll?

Turbohot

PMSL

phil_wrx

iTrader: (2)

to prevent cross contamination??? do women not care about hygiene

Turbohot

Many men pick their nose, and scratch their bumhole too. They experience no shame in doing so. Women should just try to understand their natural behaviours. That's all.

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

Q Why do women wear perfume and makeup

A because they smell and they are ugly.


Nuff said

Turbohot

That's soooooooooooo wrong!

Women are artistic and imaginative, and they like to use their face as a blank canvass That's why they put make up on, which enhances their features

They put different perfumes on, because it puts them in colourful, diverse moods. They can create PMT atmosphere ( ) with one fume of certain perfume, if you like! That's us ladies for you

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

Sorry didnt understand any of that waffle ^^^

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms. Men say, "Big ****ing deal, try faking a relationship just for a ****!"

*runs*

Ns04 ;D

Scoob99

iTrader: (1)

FPMSL

Turbohot

That^ is a living example of a man's lack of ability, to take a vital piece (or any piece) of information in!

LOL

Turbohot

^ Barstool!!!!

oldsplice

Yeah, that's why we wash our hands when we've used the loo!

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

I see a lot of women are using this site...
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The dinner won't cook itself you know.

sti-04!!

Turbohot

Hmm.......there^ is a thought

You actually made an effort to think????
You must be a bit superior than the regular men we come across. They don't care about how the food gets cooked. They are just bothered about stuffing their face with it TBH

It's not their fault, really. They are natural consumers, while women are natural creators

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

LOL, I got sent this the other day, would be interesting to see if there is also a male version of this!

Dictionary For womens Personal Ads

40ish............................................. .49
Adventurous....................................... .Slept with all your mates
Athletic.......................................... .No ****
Average looking....................................Has a face like an ****
Beautiful......................................... .Pathological liar
Contagious smile...................................Does a lot of pills
Educated.......................................... .****ed to death at college
Emotionally secure.................................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Friendship first...................................Former ****/born again virgin
Fun............................................... .Annoying
Gentle............................................ .Dull
Good listener......................................Auti stic
New Age............................................Bod y hair problems
Old fashioned......................................No blow jobs or ****
Open minded........................................Desp erate
Outgoing.......................................... .Loud and embarrassing
Passionate........................................ .Sloppy drunk
Poet.............................................. .Depressive
Professional...................................... .Bitch
Romantic.......................................... .Fridgid
Social............................................ .Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous........................................ .Very fat
Large lady.........................................Hugel y Fat
Wants soulmate.....................................Stalk er
Widow............................................. .Murderer

oldsplice

Andy T

Closest i could find......

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

oldsplice

You forgot.........

'Well if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you' = I can't remember why, but you're going to suffer anyway!

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Great sketch here

YouTube - Chris Rock on Relationships & Satisfying Women

Bad language alert!

sti-04!!

Its the way they think you can read there minds.

HELLO ?!?!?!?

scoobybubbles

I bet we could pee on a camp fire if we tried!!!

phil_wrx

iTrader: (2)

anyone for toasted vulva ?

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

Blokes peeing on the loo seat REALLY winds me up

That's about it really, I quite like them

rallychick

DEAD MAN ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wait when you get home!!!!!! I am going to kick your ****!

oldsplice

Go RC

He was rude to me earlier..........

hoskib

iTrader: (1)

the fact that lesbians usually look **** all like we wished they would

jonathan100

But when we where little we were taught not to pish on our fingers

Tam the bam

You can't kick his **** for he speaks the truth.... Smelly!!