Things you dislike about the opposite sex
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That's soooooooooooo wrong!
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Women are artistic and imaginative, and they like to use their face as a blank canvass
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They put different perfumes on, because it puts them in colourful, diverse moods. They can create PMT atmosphere (
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Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms. Men say, "Big ****ing deal, try faking a relationship just for a ****!"
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You must be a bit superior
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It's not their fault, really. They are natural consumers, while women are natural creators
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LOL, I got sent this the other day, would be interesting to see if there is also a male version of this! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Dictionary For womens Personal Ads
40ish............................................. .49
Adventurous....................................... .Slept with all your mates
Athletic.......................................... .No ****
Average looking....................................Has a face like an ****
Beautiful......................................... .Pathological liar
Contagious smile...................................Does a lot of pills
Educated.......................................... .****ed to death at college
Emotionally secure.................................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Friendship first...................................Former ****/born again virgin
Fun............................................... .Annoying
Gentle............................................ .Dull
Good listener......................................Auti stic
New Age............................................Bod y hair problems
Old fashioned......................................No blow jobs or ****
Open minded........................................Desp erate
Outgoing.......................................... .Loud and embarrassing
Passionate........................................ .Sloppy drunk
Poet.............................................. .Depressive
Professional...................................... .Bitch
Romantic.......................................... .Fridgid
Social............................................ .Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous........................................ .Very fat
Large lady.........................................Hugel y Fat
Wants soulmate.....................................Stalk er
Widow............................................. .Murderer
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Dictionary For womens Personal Ads
40ish............................................. .49
Adventurous....................................... .Slept with all your mates
Athletic.......................................... .No ****
Average looking....................................Has a face like an ****
Beautiful......................................... .Pathological liar
Contagious smile...................................Does a lot of pills
Educated.......................................... .****ed to death at college
Emotionally secure.................................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Friendship first...................................Former ****/born again virgin
Fun............................................... .Annoying
Gentle............................................ .Dull
Good listener......................................Auti stic
New Age............................................Bod y hair problems
Old fashioned......................................No blow jobs or ****
Open minded........................................Desp erate
Outgoing.......................................... .Loud and embarrassing
Passionate........................................ .Sloppy drunk
Poet.............................................. .Depressive
Professional...................................... .Bitch
Romantic.......................................... .Fridgid
Social............................................ .Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous........................................ .Very fat
Large lady.........................................Hugel y Fat
Wants soulmate.....................................Stalk er
Widow............................................. .Murderer
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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