Things you dislike about the opposite sex
24 September 2008, 07:30 PM
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24 September 2008, 07:32 PM
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You sure do have a wide one!!
24 September 2008, 07:35 PM
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Not many things I dislike about the male of the species, except:
Those that insist on wearing those ghastly nylon football shirts, that absolutely stink of sweat within a hour of putting them on
Peeing on the loo seat, FGS, point it in the right direction. If you can't, put a malteser in the pot and aim at that
And remember, the man ain't born that tells us wimmins what to do
Those that insist on wearing those ghastly nylon football shirts, that absolutely stink of sweat within a hour of putting them on
Peeing on the loo seat, FGS, point it in the right direction. If you can't, put a malteser in the pot and aim at that
And remember, the man ain't born that tells us wimmins what to do
24 September 2008, 07:37 PM
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Not many things I dislike about the male of the species, except:
Those that insist on wearing those ghastly nylon football shirts, that absolutely stink of sweat within a hour of putting them on
Peeing on the loo seat, FGS, point it in the right direction. If you can't, put a malteser in the pot and aim at that
And remember, the man ain't born that tells us wimmins what to do
Those that insist on wearing those ghastly nylon football shirts, that absolutely stink of sweat within a hour of putting them on
Peeing on the loo seat, FGS, point it in the right direction. If you can't, put a malteser in the pot and aim at that
And remember, the man ain't born that tells us wimmins what to do
Oh bugger.........got to go and do dinner.......back later!
24 September 2008, 07:47 PM
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Their ability to absolutely pack rubbish into a peddle bin, and then wonder why the kitchen floor is a mess when you try and remove it, and the cheap bag splits and disgorges it's contents everywhere !
GGGGRRRRRR !
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GGGGRRRRRR !
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You wait when you get home!!!!!! I am going to kick your ****!
24 September 2008, 08:08 PM
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Sulking....
I'm being treated to a case of the sulks right now, just because I'm flying off on holiday (without her) the day before her birthday.
Can't see the problem myself.
I'm being treated to a case of the sulks right now, just because I'm flying off on holiday (without her) the day before her birthday.
Can't see the problem myself.
24 September 2008, 08:21 PM
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That's me!
Mr OS always says 'Are we going for the record with the bin again?'
24 September 2008, 09:10 PM
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What really makes my p1ss boil is the time my other half took my sh1tbox Volvo tow car to the automatic car wash rather than licking it clean with her tongue like I told her to do.
What on earth was she thinking????
What on earth was she thinking????
24 September 2008, 10:46 PM
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Men : Making Dogs look Sophisticated since the dawn of time. It's not that we are dumb, far from it, we just cant be doing with the trivial, mood swings and minute details about stuff we couldnt give a toss about,
Curtains, for a woman an opportunity to express the creative flair, create the right ambeince and wow her friends, for men it avoids indecency charges when getting up with a full on Morning Glory.
Food, simple requirement, tasty and loads of it please, dont garnish it, Cous Cous is not an acceptable foodstuff, Soup is not Dinner, If we want to put Chilli Sauce and Ketchup on it so be it, it doesnt "Spoil it", it enhances it.
Going for a Poo, it smells, get over it, dont rush in their straight afterwards, especially if there is another toilet in the house and complain, some day, yes I will go three times and no they havent made and air freshener that will kill the smell without killing humans first.
Farts, we find them amusing, humour this endearing little quirk.
Talking Animals, F*cking Hillarious, how can women not find it funny.
Masturbation, when we arent eating, farting or watching telly we are probably cracking one off, I know ladies never do it and all those Vibrators Ann Summers sell are just "For a Laugh" when at a Hen Party and your arms wont reach your genitals but forgive us, its pleasurable, free and doesnt hurt anyone, dont get in the bath after me if you are so bothered.
Cars, Yes dear, Subaru's are ********* cars, oh yes a Saab please.....
Flavoured Tea, what the f*ck is that about, no I do not want a brew made from Pot Pourri, in fact what is Pot Pourii, that was a cruel trick, leaving a bag of Something called "Pot Pourri" in the kitchen, I added the water, stirred it for ages and it tasted ****, Bombay Bad Boy next time please.
Music, Planet Rock is great, Ballet is a load of old ****, so is Opera, James Blunt needs punching,
TV, Top Gear, Youve Been Framed and things about diggers on Discovery will do me, please do not make me watch Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing or other such Donkey Spunk, I pay the bill so I should get first dibs, the Sky box does actually have a finite amount of space, please delete your ****e.
Films, no I do not want to see Mamma Mia, ever, unless there are exploding helicopters, naked female flesh, big armour plated robots or a smart arsed talking anial then I dont want to go.
Don't try and Civilise us, it's like putting a lead on a Cat.
Curtains, for a woman an opportunity to express the creative flair, create the right ambeince and wow her friends, for men it avoids indecency charges when getting up with a full on Morning Glory.
Food, simple requirement, tasty and loads of it please, dont garnish it, Cous Cous is not an acceptable foodstuff, Soup is not Dinner, If we want to put Chilli Sauce and Ketchup on it so be it, it doesnt "Spoil it", it enhances it.
Going for a Poo, it smells, get over it, dont rush in their straight afterwards, especially if there is another toilet in the house and complain, some day, yes I will go three times and no they havent made and air freshener that will kill the smell without killing humans first.
Farts, we find them amusing, humour this endearing little quirk.
Talking Animals, F*cking Hillarious, how can women not find it funny.
Masturbation, when we arent eating, farting or watching telly we are probably cracking one off, I know ladies never do it and all those Vibrators Ann Summers sell are just "For a Laugh" when at a Hen Party and your arms wont reach your genitals but forgive us, its pleasurable, free and doesnt hurt anyone, dont get in the bath after me if you are so bothered.
Cars, Yes dear, Subaru's are ********* cars, oh yes a Saab please.....
Flavoured Tea, what the f*ck is that about, no I do not want a brew made from Pot Pourri, in fact what is Pot Pourii, that was a cruel trick, leaving a bag of Something called "Pot Pourri" in the kitchen, I added the water, stirred it for ages and it tasted ****, Bombay Bad Boy next time please.
Music, Planet Rock is great, Ballet is a load of old ****, so is Opera, James Blunt needs punching,
TV, Top Gear, Youve Been Framed and things about diggers on Discovery will do me, please do not make me watch Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing or other such Donkey Spunk, I pay the bill so I should get first dibs, the Sky box does actually have a finite amount of space, please delete your ****e.
Films, no I do not want to see Mamma Mia, ever, unless there are exploding helicopters, naked female flesh, big armour plated robots or a smart arsed talking anial then I dont want to go.
Don't try and Civilise us, it's like putting a lead on a Cat.
24 September 2008, 11:33 PM
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Men : Making Dogs look Sophisticated since the dawn of time. It's not that we are dumb, far from it, we just cant be doing with the trivial, mood swings and minute details about stuff we couldnt give a toss about,
Curtains, for a woman an opportunity to express the creative flair, create the right ambeince and wow her friends, for men it avoids indecency charges when getting up with a full on Morning Glory.
Food, simple requirement, tasty and loads of it please, dont garnish it, Cous Cous is not an acceptable foodstuff, Soup is not Dinner, If we want to put Chilli Sauce and Ketchup on it so be it, it doesnt "Spoil it", it enhances it.
Going for a Poo, it smells, get over it, dont rush in their straight afterwards, especially if there is another toilet in the house and complain, some day, yes I will go three times and no they havent made and air freshener that will kill the smell without killing humans first.
Farts, we find them amusing, humour this endearing little quirk.
Talking Animals, F*cking Hillarious, how can women not find it funny.
Masturbation, when we arent eating, farting or watching telly we are probably cracking one off, I know ladies never do it and all those Vibrators Ann Summers sell are just "For a Laugh" when at a Hen Party and your arms wont reach your genitals but forgive us, its pleasurable, free and doesnt hurt anyone, dont get in the bath after me if you are so bothered.
Cars, Yes dear, Subaru's are ********* cars, oh yes a Saab please.....
Flavoured Tea, what the f*ck is that about, no I do not want a brew made from Pot Pourri, in fact what is Pot Pourii, that was a cruel trick, leaving a bag of Something called "Pot Pourri" in the kitchen, I added the water, stirred it for ages and it tasted ****, Bombay Bad Boy next time please.
Music, Planet Rock is great, Ballet is a load of old ****, so is Opera, James Blunt needs punching,
TV, Top Gear, Youve Been Framed and things about diggers on Discovery will do me, please do not make me watch Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing or other such Donkey Spunk, I pay the bill so I should get first dibs, the Sky box does actually have a finite amount of space, please delete your ****e.
Films, no I do not want to see Mamma Mia, ever, unless there are exploding helicopters, naked female flesh, big armour plated robots or a smart arsed talking anial then I dont want to go.
Don't try and Civilise us, it's like putting a lead on a Cat.
Curtains, for a woman an opportunity to express the creative flair, create the right ambeince and wow her friends, for men it avoids indecency charges when getting up with a full on Morning Glory.
Food, simple requirement, tasty and loads of it please, dont garnish it, Cous Cous is not an acceptable foodstuff, Soup is not Dinner, If we want to put Chilli Sauce and Ketchup on it so be it, it doesnt "Spoil it", it enhances it.
Going for a Poo, it smells, get over it, dont rush in their straight afterwards, especially if there is another toilet in the house and complain, some day, yes I will go three times and no they havent made and air freshener that will kill the smell without killing humans first.
Farts, we find them amusing, humour this endearing little quirk.
Talking Animals, F*cking Hillarious, how can women not find it funny.
Masturbation, when we arent eating, farting or watching telly we are probably cracking one off, I know ladies never do it and all those Vibrators Ann Summers sell are just "For a Laugh" when at a Hen Party and your arms wont reach your genitals but forgive us, its pleasurable, free and doesnt hurt anyone, dont get in the bath after me if you are so bothered.
Cars, Yes dear, Subaru's are ********* cars, oh yes a Saab please.....
Flavoured Tea, what the f*ck is that about, no I do not want a brew made from Pot Pourri, in fact what is Pot Pourii, that was a cruel trick, leaving a bag of Something called "Pot Pourri" in the kitchen, I added the water, stirred it for ages and it tasted ****, Bombay Bad Boy next time please.
Music, Planet Rock is great, Ballet is a load of old ****, so is Opera, James Blunt needs punching,
TV, Top Gear, Youve Been Framed and things about diggers on Discovery will do me, please do not make me watch Big Brother, Strictly Come Dancing or other such Donkey Spunk, I pay the bill so I should get first dibs, the Sky box does actually have a finite amount of space, please delete your ****e.
Films, no I do not want to see Mamma Mia, ever, unless there are exploding helicopters, naked female flesh, big armour plated robots or a smart arsed talking anial then I dont want to go.
Don't try and Civilise us, it's like putting a lead on a Cat.
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25 September 2008, 09:36 AM
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There are loads of things that wind me up about my own sex, definitely more things than wind me up about men. Ask Bob, he'll tell you about my rants on 'stupid wimmins'
Tolerance isn't one of my strengths
25 September 2008, 11:07 AM
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Men who scratch their ***** then with the same hand they used open the bathroom door! AND fart on my beautiful daughters head before school!!!!!!
Anyone else have that this morning?! JUST ME THEN!!!!!!!
Anyone else have that this morning?! JUST ME THEN!!!!!!!
25 September 2008, 11:21 AM
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