Things you dislike about the opposite sex
25 September 2008, 11:23 AM
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Translation: Give the Baked beans a miss in the school canteen today, dear
Ns "Did I disappoint you, or let you down" 04.....fecking James Blunt, it's like a virus!!!!
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25 September 2008, 11:37 AM
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I do not use the same computer as Swiss, I have my own! My daughter was most upset and told me she is going to tell her teacher! GREAT!!!!!!!
25 September 2008, 12:08 PM
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*****!
25 September 2008, 12:13 PM
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Women have the memory of an elephant & the ability to bring up something you did wrong 3 years ago & use it against you in an argument today.
They are all born actresses & know how to work our ego's (if you let them)
They talk in Womanese - their secrect venacular, they say English words that means one thing, but they actually mean something else to them.
I could go on....
They are all born actresses & know how to work our ego's (if you let them)
They talk in Womanese - their secrect venacular, they say English words that means one thing, but they actually mean something else to them.
I could go on....
25 September 2008, 12:21 PM
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I was sat on the sofa watching tv and copying you!!!! 
25 September 2008, 12:32 PM
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25 September 2008, 12:40 PM
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25 September 2008, 12:46 PM
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25 September 2008, 12:48 PM
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Just for the record, I dont include the Scoobynet Wimmin in my rants, they are honorary blokes just for frequenting a predominantly male bbs related to cars that most ladies cannot stand.
Anyway, I am going to log off Sn, I have some threads to attend to on www.micra-cc.com.
Anyway, I am going to log off Sn, I have some threads to attend to on www.micra-cc.com.
25 September 2008, 04:29 PM
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, how can that be endearing? I had to throw them in the bin, don't get me started on Dutch Ovens....
25 September 2008, 04:52 PM
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No, actually, I do draw the line at farting on foodstuffs, however an empty tube is fair game.
25 September 2008, 05:31 PM
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25 September 2008, 09:42 PM
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Fake Tan
Its expensive, probably damages your health, generally looks bogus and you cant expect to lie there naked, basking like a cold blooded creature in the morning sun to not get some attention, shouting "FAKE TAN !!!! GEROFF" is not acceptable, the whole process is pointless, I will let you ladies in on a secret you will still get a **** without it.
Cocoa Butter
Do you ladies dream of swimming the channel at night ? as that is the only thing that can explain the application of pints of Cocoa Butter before bed, please stop it makes you all slimy and smell weird, my skin doesnt fall off in large sheets without applying a single drop, you moan about weight, think about all the things that "Absorb right into your skin", there is probably a stone of cosmetics in your system.
Cars
You can check the oil without dying from it, ditto the tyres, if you hear a funny noise, if any lights come on perhaps think about stopping and asking what it is, turning the radio up isnt a recognised way of dealing with knackered brakes, low oil induced big end trouble or any other untoward noise. Have a look at your tyres, if the nice pattern cannot be seen then its time to get some new ones. Occasionally it is beneficial to clean the car, it helps with being able to see out, also, clearing out the pairs of shoes, parking tickets, bottles of water, make up, tapes, cd's, unbreallas, wellies, coats, things to go back to a shop, crisp bags etc will make the fuel last longer and the car go faster.
Its expensive, probably damages your health, generally looks bogus and you cant expect to lie there naked, basking like a cold blooded creature in the morning sun to not get some attention, shouting "FAKE TAN !!!! GEROFF" is not acceptable, the whole process is pointless, I will let you ladies in on a secret you will still get a **** without it.
Cocoa Butter
Do you ladies dream of swimming the channel at night ? as that is the only thing that can explain the application of pints of Cocoa Butter before bed, please stop it makes you all slimy and smell weird, my skin doesnt fall off in large sheets without applying a single drop, you moan about weight, think about all the things that "Absorb right into your skin", there is probably a stone of cosmetics in your system.
Cars
You can check the oil without dying from it, ditto the tyres, if you hear a funny noise, if any lights come on perhaps think about stopping and asking what it is, turning the radio up isnt a recognised way of dealing with knackered brakes, low oil induced big end trouble or any other untoward noise. Have a look at your tyres, if the nice pattern cannot be seen then its time to get some new ones. Occasionally it is beneficial to clean the car, it helps with being able to see out, also, clearing out the pairs of shoes, parking tickets, bottles of water, make up, tapes, cd's, unbreallas, wellies, coats, things to go back to a shop, crisp bags etc will make the fuel last longer and the car go faster.
25 September 2008, 10:25 PM
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Oh I thought of another one, lads
Please, please stop picking your snout whilst in the car. You are usually all the way up to the knuckle and deep in thought.
We can see you, you know. eeeewwwwwwwww
Please, please stop picking your snout whilst in the car. You are usually all the way up to the knuckle and deep in thought.
We can see you, you know. eeeewwwwwwwww
