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04 October 2008, 04:43 PM
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go and eat a bag of dicks you slag
04 October 2008, 05:07 PM
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God ruined a good **** when he put teeth in your mouth
04 October 2008, 05:16 PM
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Don't look out of the windowYou've a face like a million dollarsAll green and wrinkled
04 October 2008, 06:15 PM
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04 October 2008, 07:46 PM
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Douchebag!
04 October 2008, 07:54 PM
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It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
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Did you fall out of the Ugly Tree and hit all the branches on the way down??
04 October 2008, 10:40 PM
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Did you fall out of the Ugly Tree and hit all the branches on the way down??
and land face first
on a rock.
05 October 2008, 02:54 AM
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and land face first
LMAO!!
05 October 2008, 12:51 PM
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<works on fat people>
"I saw you in Manchester today" - yeh?
"Yeh, i was in London at the time"
Or
"Get ya d!ck out ya fat sl@g"
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05 October 2008, 04:16 PM
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God ruined a good **** when he put teeth in your mouth
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
05 October 2008, 04:20 PM
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I want another 10k off your house price although we have nearly completed our sale... well it would insult me
05 October 2008, 04:30 PM
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I want another 10k off your house price although we have nearly completed our sale... well it would insult me
05 October 2008, 04:47 PM
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if they put tax on brains i will share your rebate, very old but still a classic
05 October 2008, 05:05 PM
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If brains were Dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
05 October 2008, 05:56 PM
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Keep walking till your hat floats.
05 October 2008, 07:09 PM
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and land face first
A spikey rock!
05 October 2008, 07:16 PM
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05 October 2008, 07:21 PM
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oh crap, just read the whole thread looks like wassack has gone
ok then what about ,
chocolate starfish stabber!!!!!!!
05 October 2008, 09:38 PM
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If you were any more stupid I'd have to water you twice a week.
05 October 2008, 09:45 PM
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You have a face for Radio
And when someone says to you, 'there is no I in team' the best reply is 'I know, but there is a U in c*nt'
one of the most offensive words ever has to be the following
c*nt-stench
05 October 2008, 10:01 PM
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Sit down and give your mind a rest.
05 October 2008, 10:09 PM
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My favourite from Red Dwarf:
05 October 2008, 10:21 PM
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One of my favs: Jules - Pulp Fiction
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
05 October 2008, 10:34 PM
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To an ex work mate one very warm summers day in the van..
05 October 2008, 10:37 PM
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To an ex work mate one very warm summers day in the van..
reminds me of a comment a work mate said to me one summer when there was some SERIOUS girlie flesh on show and had my head on a swivel.
"Dear God. You're like a dog with two dicks"
05 October 2008, 11:01 PM
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My fav
05 October 2008, 11:18 PM
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My fav
So you should be, yours don't smell to good either
13 October 2008, 10:41 AM
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