What have you tried Once but won't be trying again?
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Pepper down the front of my boxers, had to put my ***** in a cup of water to cool then down.
Wired up a plug with live and neutral wires, bared the ends and put them across a light up screwdriver - big bang, hole burnt in carpet.
Removed bulb from lamp and put my finger in it to see what would happen - I was only 10 but still remember the pain in my elbow.
Turned my Hornby trainset up to full and put my tongue on the line.
Did the trick of putting lighter gas in your mouth and blowing it out but I sparked up the lighter with the gas can still in my mouth and burn all my face and fleece top.
I would advise against any of the above.
Wired up a plug with live and neutral wires, bared the ends and put them across a light up screwdriver - big bang, hole burnt in carpet.
Removed bulb from lamp and put my finger in it to see what would happen - I was only 10 but still remember the pain in my elbow.
Turned my Hornby trainset up to full and put my tongue on the line.
Did the trick of putting lighter gas in your mouth and blowing it out but I sparked up the lighter with the gas can still in my mouth and burn all my face and fleece top.
I would advise against any of the above.
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Pepper down the front of my boxers, had to put my ***** in a cup of water to cool then down.
Wired up a plug with live and neutral wires, bared the ends and put them across a light up screwdriver - big bang, hole burnt in carpet.
Removed bulb from lamp and put my finger in it to see what would happen - I was only 10 but still remember the pain in my elbow.
Turned my Hornby trainset up to full and put my tongue on the line.
Did the trick of putting lighter gas in your mouth and blowing it out but I sparked up the lighter with the gas can still in my mouth and burn all my face and fleece top.
I would advise against any of the above.
Wired up a plug with live and neutral wires, bared the ends and put them across a light up screwdriver - big bang, hole burnt in carpet.
Removed bulb from lamp and put my finger in it to see what would happen - I was only 10 but still remember the pain in my elbow.
Turned my Hornby trainset up to full and put my tongue on the line.
Did the trick of putting lighter gas in your mouth and blowing it out but I sparked up the lighter with the gas can still in my mouth and burn all my face and fleece top.
I would advise against any of the above.
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Forgot to add;
Marriage
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Jumping 16 milk crates in a row on a Chopper when pished
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Trusting something that bleeds once a month and still lives
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Fill a lighter with gas whilst sat on the bog (with the door closed). When the lighter seemed full (as fluid gas was dripping down my hands) lit the lighter to check it.
<BOOM>
It was like a scene from 'Backdraft'!
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<BOOM>
It was like a scene from 'Backdraft'!
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Trying to sit on a fully grown buffalo in Pakistan, little did I realise they get up using their hind legs first ended up flat on my *** with the buffalo giving me the evils.
Was only 9 at the time but still remember the feeling of being paralysed with fear as it stared down at me
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Was only 9 at the time but still remember the feeling of being paralysed with fear as it stared down at me
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after me and my mate stripped and painted my rm125 crosser then put it back together, then wheelied up the drive only to find i never connected the brakes back together
had to make a choice neighbours fence or neighbours house
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Trying to get into the intricate parts of my watch using a 11 inch blade, with my left index finger knuckle as a guide... Still got the scar.
Playing chicken with my mums Jack Russell. Still have the 5 inch scar on my *******
(But he has no ***** at all now - I win)
Dying my hair Electric Blue.
Owning a Fiat.
******** a fatty patty.
Playing chicken with my mums Jack Russell. Still have the 5 inch scar on my *******
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Dying my hair Electric Blue.
Owning a Fiat.
******** a fatty patty.
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nope - bloody awesome. Something you must do. Really. Just do it.
We went to Normandy for the day and threw ourselves off a viaduct.
200' straight down. 190' straight up and down and up...
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I've racked my brains trying to think of something I've only done once and will not do again.
I came up with two... and this took some doing.
Hit a girl (I was 16 and cried more than she did. When she tried to lie about it to her family I wouldn't let her and told the truth. 4 brothers and they were HUGE.)
Cheat on a girl. 18 and a walking gland. When I woke up to how much I hurt someone as gorgeous as the girl I cheated on I felt just about as bad as I did after that first thing.
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Drinking a pint of Guinness through my nose
Going through a car windscreen
Having my head run over by a Ford Fiesta