What have you tried Once but won't be trying again?
17 October 2008, 12:04 AM
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Oysters 
Saying that, I whimped out. I won't say what it looked like, but I could not eat it at all
I did poke it with my finger then have a little taste, ah ah
Saying that, I whimped out. I won't say what it looked like, but I could not eat it at all
I did poke it with my finger then have a little taste, ah ah
17 October 2008, 03:04 PM
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Placing a conker in the palm of my hand, followed by the sharp end of a 6" nail, followed by slamming the head of the nail against a wall, followed by lots of blood and screaming!
Not the best way to put a hole in a conker but a brilliant way to put a hole in your hand
Not the best way to put a hole in a conker but a brilliant way to put a hole in your hand
Please...
17 October 2008, 03:49 PM
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Being held in a Police station cell. It was cold, boring and lonely. 
However, on the positive side, it gave me long enough to stitch up the little bitch who put me there!
However, on the positive side, it gave me long enough to stitch up the little bitch who put me there!
17 October 2008, 05:05 PM
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lighting a fart. not big or clever. infact damn painfull.
and arguing with a pikey at their fairground for a refund on the machine that gobbled my money and didn't work. not one of my smarter moves that
didn't know better
and arguing with a pikey at their fairground for a refund on the machine that gobbled my money and didn't work. not one of my smarter moves that
didn't know better
17 October 2008, 09:20 PM
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18 October 2008, 11:27 AM
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(semi) drunken Phal.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
18 October 2008, 01:14 PM
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Being absolutley drunk,then putting on a womans Gym skirt and being thrown out the house by drunken mates into the street while wearing it..I dont know how i managed to climb that garden fence in my drunken state..
Jumping into a mates swimming pool in winter wearing only my boxer shorts and it's -3 celcius..I thought my todger was shrunken forever.
Too many things to list..
whoever said Vodka.omg Vodka Red Square is just the best...
Jumping into a mates swimming pool in winter wearing only my boxer shorts and it's -3 celcius..I thought my todger was shrunken forever.
Too many things to list..
whoever said Vodka.omg Vodka Red Square is just the best...
18 October 2008, 01:21 PM
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Magic mushrooms. Totally did my head in. Could have sworn my radiator was two sleeping bulldogs and my mate crashed his bicycle into a parked car and went **** over tit all over the road....never again!
18 October 2008, 02:26 PM
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(semi) drunken Phal.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
that's funnyjust remembered me and a mate pulling a 6ft plastic shark off a bar in spain, ditched it when we realised we wouldn't get it back through hand luggage
fair play to us though, we did release it into the marina. it's natural habitatwouldn't do that again. to be honest though, the spanish police were spot on
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