What have you tried Once but won't be trying again?
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Saying that, I whimped out. I won't say what it looked like, but I could not eat it at all![](http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck09.gif)
I did poke it with my finger then have a little taste, ah ah
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Saying that, I whimped out. I won't say what it looked like, but I could not eat it at all
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I did poke it with my finger then have a little taste, ah ah
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Placing a conker in the palm of my hand, followed by the sharp end of a 6" nail, followed by slamming the head of the nail against a wall, followed by lots of blood and screaming!
Not the best way to put a hole in a conker but a brilliant way to put a hole in your hand
Not the best way to put a hole in a conker but a brilliant way to put a hole in your hand
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Being held in a Police station cell. It was cold, boring and lonely. ![Frown](images/smilies/frown.gif)
However, on the positive side, it gave me long enough to stitch up the little bitch who put me there!
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However, on the positive side, it gave me long enough to stitch up the little bitch who put me there!
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lighting a fart. not big or clever. infact damn painfull.
and arguing with a pikey at their fairground for a refund on the machine that gobbled my money and didn't work. not one of my smarter moves that
didn't know better
and arguing with a pikey at their fairground for a refund on the machine that gobbled my money and didn't work. not one of my smarter moves that
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(semi) drunken Phal.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
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Being absolutley drunk,then putting on a womans Gym skirt and being thrown out the house by drunken mates into the street while wearing it..I dont know how i managed to climb that garden fence in my drunken state..
Jumping into a mates swimming pool in winter wearing only my boxer shorts and it's -3 celcius..I thought my todger was shrunken forever.
Too many things to list..
whoever said Vodka.omg Vodka Red Square is just the best...
Jumping into a mates swimming pool in winter wearing only my boxer shorts and it's -3 celcius..I thought my todger was shrunken forever.
Too many things to list..
whoever said Vodka.omg Vodka Red Square is just the best...
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Magic mushrooms. Totally did my head in. Could have sworn my radiator was two sleeping bulldogs and my mate crashed his bicycle into a parked car and went **** over tit all over the road....never again!
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(semi) drunken Phal.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
God I regretted that the next day. I thought I was dying on the bog. Cold sweats, ring of fire. My **** was Krakatoa... there were tidal waves of fiery sh*t in the pan and it needed 3 flushes before the damn eruption was finally spent.
Bog roll in the fridge... nothing could soothe my ring piece after that. Big Gerald on a dry day would've done less damage.
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just remembered me and a mate pulling a 6ft plastic shark off a bar in spain, ditched it when we realised we wouldn't get it back through hand luggage
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wouldn't do that again. to be honest though, the spanish police were spot on
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