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16 October 2008, 11:35 AM
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Well lets start then......
Snazy though fortunately he seems to have got the message and stopped posting his daily drivel here.
CoB is going the same way and there is a definite pattern, they were both off work long term due to some fairly lame injury so no longer able to moan about it to people they work with they found here instead
Work shy layabouts, SN is not the place for you, get down the fecking job centre and find something useful to do
Snazy though fortunately he seems to have got the message and stopped posting his daily drivel here.
CoB is going the same way and there is a definite pattern, they were both off work long term due to some fairly lame injury so no longer able to moan about it to people they work with they found here instead
Work shy layabouts, SN is not the place for you, get down the fecking job centre and find something useful to do
16 October 2008, 08:11 PM
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Blimey, twilight zone moment, just started reading this thread, and on the BBC comes a clip from the Young Ones of Vyvyan yelling "Bored, Bored, Bored" whilst twatting Rick with a cricket bat
On here, there are a couple of moaning minnies that get on my ****, and also the "I'm so much better than you are" brigade, who have more money, a higher IQ, better taste in hotels/clothes/watches/cars/whatever and love to point out how much more plebeian your are. Who gives a fudge
On here, there are a couple of moaning minnies that get on my ****, and also the "I'm so much better than you are" brigade, who have more money, a higher IQ, better taste in hotels/clothes/watches/cars/whatever and love to point out how much more plebeian your are. Who gives a fudge
16 October 2008, 09:11 PM
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Blimey, twilight zone moment, just started reading this thread, and on the BBC comes a clip from the Young Ones of Vyvyan yelling "Bored, Bored, Bored" whilst twatting Rick with a cricket bat
On here, there are a couple of moaning minnies that get on my ****, and also the "I'm so much better than you are" brigade, who have more money, a higher IQ, better taste in hotels/clothes/watches/cars/whatever and love to point out how much more plebeian your are. Who gives a fudge
On here, there are a couple of moaning minnies that get on my ****, and also the "I'm so much better than you are" brigade, who have more money, a higher IQ, better taste in hotels/clothes/watches/cars/whatever and love to point out how much more plebeian your are. Who gives a fudge
Shut up you prole. You're boring me with your working class prattle.
GOD. I don't know. Some people just do not know their place.
Conversational Black Holes. Those people who suck the very life from a chat. Who leave great yawning gaps in a story, with. that. monotonous. pitch. that. leaves. you. fighting. to. stay. awa.........
You start your chat with such high hopes, a great story to tell, and within 30 seconds are fighting the inertia of this great blamange of non-life, this sink of anti-energy... all is sucked in... within 45 seconds you are at one with them..... and the world is grey.
You mean THOSE kind of people, right?
16 October 2008, 09:49 PM
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Although I don't know him personally it has to be C_o_B . I used to feel sorry for him, now I am just bored.
At work it as to be the guy who keeps asking the same questions over and over about the same things, as if they haven't seen you in years. He only ever talks about one boring *** subject all the time. You really want to say" I don't give a flying ****, get lost" but I'm just too polite to do it.
At work it as to be the guy who keeps asking the same questions over and over about the same things, as if they haven't seen you in years. He only ever talks about one boring *** subject all the time. You really want to say" I don't give a flying ****, get lost" but I'm just too polite to do it.
16 October 2008, 09:58 PM
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POWER TO THE PEOPLE! (Wolfie Smith, TPF)
16 October 2008, 10:47 PM
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Conversational Black Holes. Those people who suck the very life from a chat. Who leave great yawning gaps in a story, with. that. monotonous. pitch. that. leaves. you. fighting. to. stay. awa.........
You start your chat with such high hopes, a great story to tell, and within 30 seconds are fighting the inertia of this great blamange of non-life, this sink of anti-energy... all is sucked in... within 45 seconds you are at one with them..... and the world is grey.
You mean THOSE kind of people, right?
That's the one
He has just logged in, so I have just logged out
My daughters English teacher bores me rigid. Thank the Lord, parents night is only once a year
16 October 2008, 11:11 PM
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Les bores me to death, this post from this thread is a perfect example. Boring. pointless. Anodyne. The man is as wet as very wet fish. and needs a good beating with an attitude stick.
C.O.B as well. Why someone wants to lay there whole life bare on an internet forum like that i just can't understand. Very odd.
C.O.B as well. Why someone wants to lay there whole life bare on an internet forum like that i just can't understand. Very odd.
16 October 2008, 11:31 PM
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My Mam's neighbour, Scary Mary. A visit from her is a delight 
. She is a conversational steamroller, a Panzer tank of prattle. The best of witticisms or attempts to stem the flow of this tedious leviathan are crushed mercilessly beneath the grinding tracks of her stultifying monologues.
That reminds me of another lass whose sole topic of conversation was her amazingly talented/beautiful/intelligent daughter Fiona. Every subject was dragged back to that topic - it had an Event Horizon.
As soon as she was out of earshot at the pub, the rest of us would start humming the riff to that well-known song by the Knack:
Dooooooooom...
dumdum-diddy dum-dee dum-dee dududee
dumdumdum-diddy dum-dee
OUR... FIONA!!!
. She is a conversational steamroller, a Panzer tank of prattle. The best of witticisms or attempts to stem the flow of this tedious leviathan are crushed mercilessly beneath the grinding tracks of her stultifying monologues.That reminds me of another lass whose sole topic of conversation was her amazingly talented/beautiful/intelligent daughter Fiona. Every subject was dragged back to that topic - it had an Event Horizon.
As soon as she was out of earshot at the pub, the rest of us would start humming the riff to that well-known song by the Knack:
Dooooooooom...
dumdum-diddy dum-dee dum-dee dududee
dumdumdum-diddy dum-dee
OUR... FIONA!!!
16 October 2008, 11:42 PM
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My Mam's neighbour, Scary Mary. A visit from her is a delight . She is a conversational steamroller, a Panzer tank of prattle. The best of witticisms or attempts to stem the flow of this tedious leviathan are crushed mercilessly beneath the grinding tracks of her stultifying monologues.
That reminds me of another lass whose sole topic of conversation was her amazingly talented/beautiful/intelligent daughter Fiona. Every subject was dragged back to that topic - it had an Event Horizon.
As soon as she was out of earshot at the pub, the rest of us would start humming the riff to that well-known song by the Knack:
Dooooooooom...
dumdum-diddy dum-dee dum-dee dududee
dumdumdum-diddy dum-dee
OUR... FIONA!!!
. She is a conversational steamroller, a Panzer tank of prattle. The best of witticisms or attempts to stem the flow of this tedious leviathan are crushed mercilessly beneath the grinding tracks of her stultifying monologues.That reminds me of another lass whose sole topic of conversation was her amazingly talented/beautiful/intelligent daughter Fiona. Every subject was dragged back to that topic - it had an Event Horizon.
As soon as she was out of earshot at the pub, the rest of us would start humming the riff to that well-known song by the Knack:
Dooooooooom...
dumdum-diddy dum-dee dum-dee dududee
dumdumdum-diddy dum-dee
OUR... FIONA!!!
Fiona's Mum sounds a bit like my Ma in Law. You did know her Son gave birth to our Kids, didn't you
MIL is the biggest bore I know, but she is canny too, if that makes sense
16 October 2008, 11:49 PM
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Oh, aye.
I think the most boring people aren't those that have nowt to say, but those that have too much to say and no appreciation of how much their one-sided conversation is peeing you off.
16 October 2008, 11:54 PM
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I'd rather visit the dentist and let him pull out all my teeth - without anasetic(sp), rather than sit in a room with that man, and listen to his incessant droaning on.
16 October 2008, 11:59 PM
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Friday Gals night example. One of my mates, I can sit in comfortable silence with her and enjoy her company.
One of my mates, no names mentioned, chirps on about nowt all night. Within an hour I am ready to find a stun gun.
I say nowt, as it's the polite thing to do and she has been a "friend" for such a long time now.Whens the next event, btw
17 October 2008, 12:10 AM
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17 October 2008, 12:10 AM
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17 October 2008, 12:18 AM
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