what ia a 'real' woman?
16 October 2008, 04:15 PM
I bought a 1/4 of rainbow powder and a 1/4 of sugar almonds today. I found an olde sweety shop with hundreds of jars of sweets, it was awesome
16 October 2008, 04:22 PM
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Thats better
16 October 2008, 04:23 PM
Thanks chief
16 October 2008, 04:25 PM
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he can be sweet when he wants to
16 October 2008, 04:36 PM
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16 October 2008, 04:37 PM
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as if lol
16 October 2008, 04:48 PM
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That made me chuckle.
16 October 2008, 05:08 PM
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Hows that ideal... it's got fanny hair
16 October 2008, 05:12 PM
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what do you need the feet for?
16 October 2008, 05:16 PM
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what do you need the feet for?
leverage?
16 October 2008, 05:18 PM
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what do you need the feet for?
F**k me boots
16 October 2008, 05:19 PM
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what do you need the feet for?
Fetish lovers
16 October 2008, 05:19 PM
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what do you need the feet for?
So she can walk to the fridge and get me a beer.
16 October 2008, 05:21 PM
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So she can walk to the fridge and get me a beer.
or...
16 October 2008, 05:25 PM
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You taking the **** with the last one? Pass me a puke bag pls
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16 October 2008, 05:30 PM
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And finally......the ultimate
So ladies ditch the make up and short skirts and pick up a shovel or show a bloke how to really drive on a track
I'd rather have sex with Ray Parlour....
Oh wait...
16 October 2008, 05:32 PM
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16 October 2008, 05:40 PM
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You taking the **** with the last one? Pass me a puke bag pls
Simon
Dont bloody lie - you would if you could
16 October 2008, 05:50 PM
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Dont bloody lie - you would if you could
I don't think a certain part of my body could rise to the occasion if she was naked in front of me.
Horrible woman.
16 October 2008, 07:57 PM
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A real woman is the one you've got.
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But not necessarily the one you want
16 October 2008, 08:21 PM
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16 October 2008, 08:40 PM
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id say the perfect lass is a lady who can be one of the lads but also be a lady when needed but also a **** in the bedroom.
you know, its nice to have a partner (female for me) who can compete in traffic light grand prix etc, not moan about the footie when its on but not necassarily enjoy watchin it.
but also has long finger nails etc and wear blouses not rugby shirts when she goes out.
16 October 2008, 08:52 PM
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A real woman:
16 October 2008, 09:44 PM
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A real woman:
my you have piled on the pounds chubby since i last saw you at the mcrae gathering
16 October 2008, 10:14 PM
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my you have piled on the pounds chubby since i last saw you at the mcrae gathering
Slap her **** and surf the waves!
16 October 2008, 10:18 PM
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Roll her in flour and aim for the wet bit
16 October 2008, 10:19 PM
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Slap her **** and surf the waves!
with an *** like beth ditto or whatever she is called, dont you mean tsunami
16 October 2008, 10:21 PM
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a real woman never screams ''take it out it hurts''
16 October 2008, 10:22 PM
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with an *** like beth ditto or whatever she is called, dont you mean tsunami
Hmm good point Gimpy!
How are you this fine evening?
16 October 2008, 10:24 PM
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Hmm good point Gimpy!
How are you this fine evening?
very well mate, haveing a few beers chilling. you bud??