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Old 16 October 2008, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
very well mate, haveing a few beers chilling. you bud??
Good stuff mate I'm good although had a bit of a scare this afternoon as my father in law was rushed in to hospital with a suspected perforated bowel, turns out it was a serious stomach ulcer, he's had an op and will be back to normal soon Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Old 16 October 2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Checklist before Tam's holiday *

1. Post up Babe of the week
2. Passport & ticket
3. **** off


Old 16 October 2008, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Checklist before Tam's holiday *

1. Post up Babe of the week
2. Passport & ticket
3. **** off


Exactly what I intend to do Swish Hope ye all don't miss me too much
Old 16 October 2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicki Butler -Henderson
A real woman:
:shudder: or in her case, :wobble: eeeeeewwwwwwww
Old 16 October 2008, 10:56 PM
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Enjoy your hols TTB, somewhere sunny and warm with lot's of young ladies in skimpy swimwear I hope.
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Good stuff mate I'm good although had a bit of a scare this afternoon as my father in law was rushed in to hospital with a suspected perforated bowel, turns out it was a serious stomach ulcer, he's had an op and will be back to normal soon Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Good to hear he will be ok mate.

Go and enjoy your holiday mate,stag a load of bitches and take pics
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Originally Posted by 84of300
:shudder: or in her case, :wobble: eeeeeewwwwwwww
Old 17 October 2008, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
a real woman never screams ''take it out it hurts''
A real woman would like to have the opportunity!
Old 17 October 2008, 05:46 PM
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A real woman...? Hmm.... I can't remember the last time I spoke to one, let alone did anything else with one

I only know girls. Daft bints who just giggle and pull faces, who can't string a sentence together, and think giving a bloke a good time in the sack means just lying still like a bag of spuds

My idea of a real woman:

Good looking.
Sense of humour.
Intelligent.
Morals.

And desperate
Old 17 October 2008, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Exactly what I intend to do Swish Hope ye all don't miss me too much

Footage of Tam on holiday....speaking of the ideal woman....nice one, Tam!!!



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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.








Bugger! Not quick enough!
Old 17 October 2008, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Which four?

Old 17 October 2008, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Which four?

All except the first one, obviously!
Old 17 October 2008, 06:01 PM
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A real woman is found when you ask the question

Do you take it in the wrong un ?

to which she replies

There is no wrong un !
Old 17 October 2008, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.








Bugger! Not quick enough!

you are on the top, is that what you meant?
Old 17 October 2008, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
you are on the top, is that what you meant?
You don't go on top at my age...........best to be laying flat so everything(more or less) stays in place!
Old 17 October 2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Footage of Tam on holiday....speaking of the ideal woman....nice one, Tam!!!



Dunno about the pink shorts though!

Cheers
Old 17 October 2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
You don't go on top at my age...........best to be laying flat so everything(more or less) stays in place!

less jiggles if you lay on your front


you could always try a body stocking............just dont forget to take it off before sex.........or you will see your toes curl up

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Old 17 October 2008, 06:10 PM
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Old 17 October 2008, 06:12 PM
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she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Old 17 October 2008, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Nor has she got any Chebs!
Old 17 October 2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
less jiggles if you lay on your front


you could always try a body stocking............just dont forget to take it off before sex.........or you will see your toes curl up
Doggy fashion..........if I can keep my vest tucked in my knickers.
Old 17 October 2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Nor has she got any Chebs!

who cares, her thighs would crush a man and her bum cheeks are solid, she would hurt you boys
Old 17 October 2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Are you mad?????? She's more man than Tam!
Old 17 October 2008, 06:16 PM
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she has a pretty face though
Old 17 October 2008, 06:16 PM
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Old 17 October 2008, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
who cares, her thighs would crush a man and her bum cheeks are solid, she would hurt you boys
Her vag muscles could squeeze a **** like a tube of toothpaste too, Women + body-building = Wrong!
Old 17 October 2008, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicki Butler -Henderson




Old 17 October 2008, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Her vag muscles could squeeze a **** like a tube of toothpaste too, Women + body-building = Wrong!
Just. Doing. My. Pelvic. Floor. Exercises. Whilst. Typing. This.
Old 17 October 2008, 06:22 PM
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