what ia a 'real' woman?
16 October 2008, 10:32 PM
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very well mate, haveing a few beers chilling. you bud??
Good stuff mate
I'm good although had a bit of a scare this afternoon as my father in law was rushed in to hospital with a suspected perforated bowel, turns out it was a serious stomach ulcer, he's had an op and will be back to normal soon
Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
16 October 2008, 10:46 PM
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Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Checklist before Tam's holiday *
1. Post up Babe of the week
2. Passport & ticket
3. **** off
16 October 2008, 10:53 PM
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Checklist before Tam's holiday *
1. Post up Babe of the week
2. Passport & ticket
3. **** off
Exactly what I intend to do Swish
Hope ye all don't miss me too much
16 October 2008, 10:54 PM
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A real woman:
:shudder: or in her case, :wobble: eeeeeewwwwwwww
16 October 2008, 10:56 PM
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Enjoy your hols TTB, somewhere sunny and warm with lot's of young ladies in skimpy swimwear I hope.
16 October 2008, 11:06 PM
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Good stuff mate
I'm good although had a bit of a scare this afternoon as my father in law was rushed in to hospital with a suspected perforated bowel, turns out it was a serious stomach ulcer, he's had an op and will be back to normal soon
Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Good to hear he will be ok mate.
Go and enjoy your holiday mate,stag a load of bitches and take pics
16 October 2008, 11:07 PM
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:shudder: or in her case, :wobble: eeeeeewwwwwwww
17 October 2008, 05:10 PM
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a real woman never screams ''take it out it hurts''
A real woman would like to have the opportunity!
17 October 2008, 05:46 PM
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A real woman...? Hmm.... I can't remember the last time I spoke to one, let alone did anything else with one
I only know girls. Daft bints who just giggle and pull faces, who can't string a sentence together, and think giving a bloke a good time in the sack means just lying still like a bag of spuds
My idea of a real woman:
Good looking.
Sense of humour.
Intelligent.
Morals.
And desperate
17 October 2008, 05:58 PM
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Exactly what I intend to do Swish
Hope ye all don't miss me too much
Footage of Tam on holiday....speaking of the ideal woman....nice one, Tam!!!
17 October 2008, 05:58 PM
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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Bugger! Not quick enough!
17 October 2008, 06:00 PM
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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Which four?
17 October 2008, 06:00 PM
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Which four?
All except the first one, obviously!
17 October 2008, 06:01 PM
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A real woman is found when you ask the question
Do you take it in the wrong un ?
to which she replies
There is no wrong un !
17 October 2008, 06:02 PM
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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Bugger! Not quick enough!
you are on the top, is that what you meant?
17 October 2008, 06:05 PM
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you are on the top, is that what you meant?
You don't go on top at my age...........best to be laying flat so everything(more or less) stays in place!
17 October 2008, 06:08 PM
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Dunno about the pink shorts though!
Cheers
17 October 2008, 06:08 PM
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You don't go on top at my age...........best to be laying flat so everything(more or less) stays in place!
less jiggles if you lay on your front
you could always try a body stocking............just dont forget to take it off before sex.........or you will see your toes curl up
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17 October 2008, 06:12 PM
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she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
17 October 2008, 06:13 PM
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she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Nor has she got any Chebs!
17 October 2008, 06:14 PM
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less jiggles if you lay on your front
you could always try a body stocking............just dont forget to take it off before sex.........or you will see your toes curl up
Doggy fashion..........if I can keep my vest tucked in my knickers.
17 October 2008, 06:14 PM
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Nor has she got any Chebs!
who cares, her thighs would crush a man and her bum cheeks are solid, she would hurt you boys
17 October 2008, 06:15 PM
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she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Are you mad?????? She's more man than Tam!
17 October 2008, 06:16 PM
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she has a pretty face though
17 October 2008, 06:16 PM
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17 October 2008, 06:17 PM
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who cares, her thighs would crush a man and her bum cheeks are solid, she would hurt you boys
Her vag muscles could squeeze a **** like a tube of toothpaste too, Women + body-building = Wrong!
17 October 2008, 06:18 PM
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17 October 2008, 06:20 PM
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Her vag muscles could squeeze a **** like a tube of toothpaste too, Women + body-building = Wrong!
Just. Doing. My. Pelvic. Floor. Exercises. Whilst. Typing. This.
17 October 2008, 06:22 PM
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