Bradford really is getting a hell hole..

I went there a few weeks ago in a classic 911,and the amount of times that i got cut up,tailed and blasted past by 4ft 3" cap wearers was incredible.This was in the day too..

Its like a 3rd world country with roads,and what is that smell that permiates the air 24/7 ??

 

i think alot of it is they just want to see the car go cos they know there quick i know if im in my little fiesta (1.8d power lol) from work and im behind a ferrari im willing the car infront of him to move over so i can see and hear him give it some not disputing the amount of idiots but think alot of it is boys and there toys. i remember being at a set of lights when i first started driving and waving to a subaru to give it some so i could see him take off etc

 

i actually got asked last year for ID for a lottery ticket, o how age suddenly jumps us

 

Curry?

 

DO subaru's attract plonkers?

yes they do

 

meaning?

 

i find the car that most tries to race me is-















wait for it...













The great Fiesta st, a true chavs car with a 150bhp of motoring mayhem

 

i had this sort of thing happen to me the other night, in a residential area, i heard the **** wheelspin it behind me from the traffic lights, then proceed to follow me about 3 ft from my bumper in the dark/wet !!. i pulled over (without indicating ) and let him drive past, which he did at about 7,000 revs!!! in first hahahaha

it was a sh1tty golf so not worth the fuel or license !!!!

i cant be bothered any more...

 

I find driving at 20mph in a 30 really upsets them....

Especially in my village... I find I take ages to complete a right hand manover if someone comes blasting through at 40+ and is on my chuff..

 

...check mirrors, indicate, check mirrors, slow down, check mirrors, come to a halt, check mirrors, apply handbrake, check mirrors, select neutral, check mirrors, select 1st, check mirrors, perform manoeuvre

 

yes they atract plonkers im one.

as for dic*s trying to race with sillt little cars !

it was a quiet sunday morning and i was on my way to play football, when i was at a set of lights and a brand new corsa pulled up along side me, complete with v young boy and girl sound system blairing. he decided he wanted to race, so when the lights turned green he wheel span away me setting of in my normal not in a hurry fashion. he be gan to race himself trying to impress his bird. ""sorry this is so long but its worth it"" so i followed him for about a mile, he then came to a round about not to fast but to fast for him, and he rolled the car twice and ended up on its roof
i pullen up and had to open the boot for him and his impressed ex girl friend. as the doors would not open.
they were both fine not a scratch on em.
after i helped them out and said that will teach you "" him crying my mum will kill me as he was just lending it""
i got back into my car and made my way to footy, and to top it all off i scorred a goal

befor blokes say i am a boy racer, i have never had an accident and have a clean licence.and have nothing to prove to a corsa.
had he have been in a sports car costing lots more than mine i have no dought i would have raced him and it would have probably been me that ended up on the roof climing out the boot
thats my 10p worth hope to see you at the lights one day

 

All well and good, but had a witness to the accident claimed that you'd been racing (and it's easy to mis-infer that when you have a car as lary as a Subaru) and anyone had been hurt in the accident, you'd have been looking at a driving ban and time in the slammer!

This is why you have to be so careful. You may end up paying for someone else's bad judgement!

Ns04

 

Just wondered where in his post he said he raced the car. From what I read, he merely followed the car while it raced itself i.e. the young lad in the Corsa decided to test his limits and failed...

Not nit picking, but I can't see the evidence the poster admitted to racing.

 

I think NS04 was trying to say, was that the wonderful stereotypical image the imreza has on joe public...a witness may have interpreted a race (even though there was none) and thus resulting in said unwarrantied ban/points to Mrs Scooby due to no fault of his own.

 

people up my a** really gets on my ****! The other night I noticed a lad in a P reg Laguna or something scream right up my rear end, on a main road heading into WSM. he pulled out several times to try and overtake me but couldn;t because of the oncoming traffic

we get onto the dual carriageway he has pulled into the outside lane to overtake me but got stuck behind a couple of cars, I pull out give it some gas get up to speed limit and settle down, cross the next roundabout and hes back up my a** again, I slow down a bit (on purpose ) he pulls into the inside lane and trys to creep past me that way, so just to really p*ss him off I match his speed and he gets trapped behind a car

he looked really mad when we got to the lights!!!

 

When people are right up behind me i eather brake test them (well my rear bumper does need re-painting lol) or i switch my flamer kit on, they soon drop back when they see a flame licking up there bonnet

 

Andy,

Scooby L has said it: people sometimes mis-infer that a driver of a performance car is racing, as the way they look at it: One Corsa wheelspins, guy is in a performance car behind him, ergo they must be racing, even if the poor Scooby driver was just letting him get on with it! Scoobies are quite loud and even when pottling afterall.

"alsoso i followed him for about a mile, he then came to a round about not to fast but to fast for him, and he rolled the car twice and ended up on its roof"

It does sound like he was close enough for the Corsa driver to feel compelled to take a roundabout sufficiently fast to roll the car twice? That's not just a bit too fast on the Corsa's part, it's way too fast!

I'm not suggesting the poster was putting the corsa under the squeeze, but that is the way they have made it sound. Perhaps the poster could clarify?

 

hi poster hear

i was doing no more that 40mph and he wasnt going much faster. he simply missed judged the round about. his car fish tail'ed one way then fliped the other. it was well funny pulling him and his bird out the boot.
i was not racing i was a good 50meters back. if i was i would have been in front "i drive a WR1" i was simply following him.
as for the bloke posting his advice im sure he hasnt EVA gone that little bit faster cause there is another car pussing him on. as has all of us thats why we bought the scooby in the first place, if not you should stop being a gay and sell up, part ex for a toyota prius

looking 4wad to all the posts and pm's ref the above every1 is an individual and has an opinion and thats mine

i am well aware my posts make me sound a complete **** but im a really nice guy "so my mum says", but this is the internet and i can say stuff without getting beat up but if any of you want to take it further im a bare nuckel fighter unbeaten in over 100 fights

PS>>>>>> LOVE YOU

 

..edited, thank god.

 

 

Acutally, after reading the drivvel the same poster has just tried to enforce upon us, I totally retract my differing opinion above and 100% agree with you NS04. The guys done himself no favours with the usual internet warrior "bare knuckle fighter stuff" - whether it's true or not.

All aboard the FAIL BOAT

 

Cause it aint true you fool. Having a laugh.

Howeva i have been waxing a few cars and painting a few fences recently for a certain mr myiagi

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Try this, then come back and start again

 

wat is that im at work at the mo and can only access certain sites

 

when i say work i mean down the gym training for my next fight

 

ok fella.

 

Who's your next fight up against?
What level do you fight at then?
cheers Richie

 

read the whole thread mate its a joke cause that is wat people say