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Old 30 October 2008, 02:57 PM
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Two of the funniest men in the world at the moment and both have as quick a comedy brain as anyone ever.

They should both be fined about 2k each.
Old 30 October 2008, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by coolangatta
Sounds nonsensical and desparate IMO.
Admit that you are in the minority on this or at least admit to trolling
So just because I disagree with "the majority" on here I am trolling? How predictably narrow-minded of you.

You accuse me of being nonsensical and desperate because I offer some justification for their "obscene" [sic] wages. You do realise that the BBC is not only funded from your license money don't you? I suggest you look through their annual reports for the past few years so you can get a sense of how much Ross actually generates for them.

As I've said, instead of dragging it through the press, why not just vote with your remote. Watch Friday night with Al the pub landlord on ITV instead or something, they will soon ditch Ross if you do.
Old 30 October 2008, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
They have to provide a wide range of programs, something for everyone. No-one likes everything but everyone likes something

I'd pay the licence fee for Planet Earth HD alone.

Their Radio output is also extremely good and covers the whole range of programming.
I have Japanese colleagues who rave about the BBC and wish that they had an equivalent here.
Old 30 October 2008, 03:03 PM
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In case any one has forgot, you're not contributing to Brands/Ross' salary as their shows are on Radio 2 ...which you dont need a licence to listen to
Old 30 October 2008, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by angrynorth

The point is, you don't have to drag it through the media, house of commons and other public auditoriums, if you don't like them, vote against them with your remote control. There is no need to waste everyones time getting worked up about it when there are greater problems in the UK right now. The BBC would soon chop them (and anyone else they employ) if people turn off.
Far from trolling this is the rational view that all the people who are making such a fuss about it don't seem to have grasped.

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Old 30 October 2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by angrynorth
I suggest you look through their annual reports for the past few years so you can get a sense of how much Ross actually generates for them.

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Have you actually done this ? Does Ross make the bbc a profit ? If so how ? Would love to know as its not like his show is syndicated around the world al la top gear. If you have the copies of bbc's anual reports I would like you to post the bits that mention specifically the 'Wossy' effect. Is there a special 'wossy' profit column listed or are you full of crap ?
Old 30 October 2008, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Fail.
Err ...fail yourself, Radio licence was abolished in '71 ...if you haven't got a TV & listened to it live, you've just listened to it for free ...hence radio 2's popularity with students
Old 30 October 2008, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by angrynorth
Well if the grand daughter hadn't have brought Sachs into it in the first place then he wouldn't have heard anything would he.
I don't recall her publically berating and bullying any relatives of Ross/Brand.
Don't give me all this about him being a poor old defenceless old man, and a national hero and all that either.
I haven't.

Who really cares what they earn? They are paid what the BBC determines they are worth and they are far more qualified to make that call than either you or I. Ross in-particular has a very broad appeal and his show is sold worldwide which generates revenue for the BBC.
I do, I pay an inflation busting licence fee. The BBC is such a massive broadcasting behemoth that it actually dictates salaries across the industry. In a time of fast shrinking advertising revenue and a multiplicity of channels, the outrageously high salaries should be reined in as they are not indicative of true market conditions.
Clarkson is constantly offensive to plenty of people, but you won't find many on here who will have a go at him, or question his pay.
Personally I don't like what TopGear has metamorphisied into.
It seems there is quite a bit of schadenfreude from the British public regarding these two. People are loving watching them suffer and they are constantly justifying their thoughts because they get paid more than most.
Being the highest paid employee of the country brings with it a certain amount of responsibility does it not? He creams in more than anyone in the gov't or civil service. Perhaps you think hosting a chatshow that barely manages 4 million viewers out of a potential 65 million per episode a case of vfm to the British people, but you'd be obviously mistaken.
You also can't argue they are not accountable, already one has resigned and the other is likely have people turn off his show too.
I was making the point that they allowed themselves to literally do what they want without fear of any accountability as this is not the first time either of them has crossed the perceived line of public decency/behaviour and nothing was done.
The point is, you don't have to drag it through the media, house of commons and other public auditoriums, if you don't like them, vote against them with your remote control. There is no need to waste everyones time getting worked up about it when there are greater problems in the UK right now. The BBC would soon chop them (and anyone else they employ) if people turn off.
The actual point is they messed up big time and the story has ballooned into something way beyond its initial significance. I'm not getting worked up about anything, merely stating a view on a very public discussion. Yes there are greater problems, but does that mean every other small problem should be ignored?
Old 30 October 2008, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by angrynorth
So just because I disagree with "the majority" on here I am trolling? How predictably narrow-minded of you.

You accuse me of being nonsensical and desperate because I offer some justification for their "obscene" [sic] wages. You do realise that the BBC is not only funded from your license money don't you? I suggest you look through their annual reports for the past few years so you can get a sense of how much Ross actually generates for them.

As I've said, instead of dragging it through the press, why not just vote with your remote. Watch Friday night with Al the pub landlord on ITV instead or something, they will soon ditch Ross if you do.
No, not narrow minded at all. I enjoy the 'near to the knuckle' stuff as well as most. However that's all fine if it's paid for by adverts from Alde (sic) Crap Groceries Ltd.
The BBC are a 'public broadcasting company'. Notice 'public', it's important. The BBC have a responsibility as to the way '*your money' is used.
*I am not UK resident so do not pay a license fee.
If Ross creates more income than he's paid, so be it. But, as in any business, if his liability is beyond his worth he'll go.
Old 30 October 2008, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by angrynorth
As I've said, instead of dragging it through the press, why not just vote with your remote. .
Because the issue is bigger than one incident it refers to the vindictive and cruel nature of many of todays comedians, what effect it has on society and how well the bbc is living up to its remit to use its lack of comercialism to operate at a higher more socially responsable level than commercial broadcasters.
Old 30 October 2008, 03:33 PM
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So, lets's recap:

Pole dancer from a group called the Satantic ***** (granddad would be so proud) sleeps with cockmeister Brand who's career has been largely predicated around his bedroom antics (again, granddad would be very proud) and acts surprised when he brags about it.

Brand and Ross go on a radio show and brag about this on the answerphone of the granddad concerned (Andrew Sachs). A stunt which I personally find to be in poor taste and not funny!

ONLY 2 people (out of an audience of 2 million) see fit to complain. i.e. it was not offensive to the show's usual (and very substantial) audience.

A day later the Daily mail get hold of the story and despite its circulation of x million and all the coverage then given to the "story" on the TV and in other papers, a week later all they can manage is drumming up 30.000 complaints from people who didn't even listen the original show, and most probably, wouldn't normally even listen to it to be offended by any content within.

Interestingly, the person on the butt end of this joke, Andrew Sachs, at no point asks for an apology, nor demands either be sacked, but everyone else complaining is livid "on his behalf"

Both presenters sent a written apology to Sachs, admitting they went too far, showed poor judgment and apologised for offense caused. Both also then issued a public apology, which was very graciously received by Andrew Sachs.

But not the lady concerned, no, she appears in the home of the page 3 girls, the Sun (way to limit damage to your reputations darlin!). Of course, her actions have nothing to do with generating publicity for her own career!

Brand "resigns" so now 2 million people who didn't find him offensive and liked his show have been sidelined because 29,998 people jumping on the bandwagon due to ONE sketch that they deemed poor taste.

Except they haven't. Brand will be back with a new station and his figures will be better than ever as people will be turning in that don't like him as much as those who do for the same reason "To see what he'll say next". So, well done, Daily Mail, at least you've now ensured that you'll have plenty of Brand bandwgons to jump on in the future!

As far as TV/radio exes are concerned, a presenter stands or falls on viewing/listening figures, not by the quality of their character, nor by what they say! Some up-tight folks don't like to admit it, but Brands, erm, brand of humour is popular to many in the country and the simple fact is that many more liked it, or at least didn't feel compelled to complain (even when the stunt was known to pretty much the entire UK population) than were offended!

Does that make something right? No. An apology was in order in this instance in my view - they were out of order.

Does there need to be a witch hunt or sacking? No, it's counter-productive as it only promotes those who the complainants seek to get out of the limelight. The apology that was owed was forthcoming.

The only effective way of getting rid of a celebrity you don't like is simply not to support them by watching/listening to them! They'll soon be axed and in the time that takes you won't be offended by their antics! Everyone wins!

But that's not really what this is about is it. Some people just like to express their moral outrage!

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Old 30 October 2008, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
So, lets's recap:

Pole dancer from a group called the Satantic ***** (granddad would be so proud) sleeps with cockmeister Brand who's career has been largely predicated around his bedroom antics (again, granddad would be very proud) and acts surprised when he brags about it.

Brand and Ross go on a radio show and brag about this on the answerphone of the granddad concerned (Andrew Sachs).

2 people (out of an audience of 2 million) see fit to complain. i.e. it was not offensive to the show's usual (and very substantial) audience.

A day later the Daily mail get hold of the story and despite its circulation of x million a week later all they can manage is drumming up 30.000 complaints from people who didn't even listen the original show, and most probably, wouldn't normally even listen to it to be offended by any content within.

Interestingly, the person on the butt end of this joke, Andrew Sachs, at no point asks for an apology, nor demands either be sacked, but everyone else complaining is livid "on his behalf"

Both presenters sent a written apology to Sachs, admitting they went too far, showed poor judgement and apologised for offence caused. Both also then issued a public apology, which was very graciously received by Andrew Sachs.

But not the lady concerned, no she appears in the home of the page 3 girls, the Sun (way to limit damage to your reputations darlin!)

Brand "resigns" so now 2 million people who didn't find him offensive and liked his show have been sidelined because 29,998 people jumping on the bandwagon due to ONE sketch that they deemed poor taste.

Except they haven't. Brand will be back with a new station and his figures will be better than ever as people will be turning in that don't like him as much as those who do for the same reason "To see what he'll say next"

As far as TV exes are concerned a presenter stands or falls on how many bums they put on seats, not by the quality of their character, nor by what they say! Some up-tight folks don't like to admit it, but Brands, erm, brand of humour is popular to many in the country and the simple fact is that many more liked it, or at least didn't feel compelled to complain (even when the stunt is know pretty much know to the entire UK population) than were offended!

Does that make something right? No. An apology was in order in this instance in my view.

Does there need to be a witch hunt or sacking? No, it's counterproductive as it only promotes those who the complainants seek to get out of the limelight.

The only effective way of getting rid of a celebrity you don't like is simply not to support them by watching/listening to them! They'll soon be axed and in the time that takes you won't be offended by their antics! Everyone wins!

But that's not really what this is about is it. Some people just like to express their moral outrage!

Ns04
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Old 30 October 2008, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
AND now this has come to light

"Well, it seems that Voluptua might know
something herself about humiliation - as we've
found a recent **** movie, in which someone who looks
very much like her is enjoying a good spanking,
Max Mosley style. And the lovely blonde with the
strap-on? Why, is it another celebrity? We're
told she looks a lot like of the dominatrixes from
the recent Max Mosley spanking privacy case. How A-list!"

GOLD

bold added for anti libel/slander purposes
You're a News Of The World senior correspondent.
And, what has that got to do with 'someones' Grandad?
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Old 30 October 2008, 03:41 PM
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A rather biased account of the situation. Are you a Labour spin doctor?
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I have it on good authowity that Wussel Bwand is innocent.
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She's pure class this girl, the way she has faded into the background so as not to further her beloved grandfathers embarrassment is admirable. Shunning the celebrity and gutter press machine is a difficult thing to do, she should be admired.
















Oh, bugger.

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Oi, how comes you got a positive rating for endorsing my post (thanks) and I got **** all for composing it!!




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Because you mis-spelled whose
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Because you mis-spelled whose
D'oh!!

I would have gotten away with it too, had it not been for that pesky Tel!
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Originally Posted by angrynorth


Does anyone else think its deliciously ironic that the Daily Mail have now been directly responsible for promoting the kiss and tell antics of a pole dancer from the "satanic *****" and alleged BDSM **** star!

Wonder how that sits with their demographic?!?

I'm outraged.....from a strictly moral point of view.

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