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Old 29 November 2008, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Torquemada
Tut-tut

I needn't say anything

I tried to get my mate to do a Harry and the Handersons style siren noise out the window the other day to see if we could part the traffic, it didn't work though

stick this on top and press ya horn....


Old 29 November 2008, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Underworld
stick this on top and press ya horn....


Old 29 November 2008, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Torquemada
You must be able to detect them with your big-brain psychic powers (not that it's needed to know they're coming, I am just 'aving a laff and messing with you by the way, seems I need to clarify such things here )
You again... I knew you'd follow my posts... my big-brained powers told me you would.

It's all give and take
Old 29 November 2008, 10:15 AM
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I love SN sometimes....

A simple funny post has somehow turned into 2 pages of discussion about people driving fire engines and not moving if the place is burning down
You bunch of loons

Anyway the fact remains is that I have a few muslim friends and they would find that picture fookin hilarious, besides the fact that technically the title should have been Muslim Riders
Old 29 November 2008, 11:20 AM
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AFPMSL!!!
Old 29 November 2008, 01:12 PM
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A joke is a joke. Harmless fun. No harm done here is there.

If some people don't find it funny perhaps they lack a sense of humour.

I'm sure we can all think of a joke that applies to our gender, age , race religion etc etc. blah blah blah
Old 29 November 2008, 02:18 PM
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Well im chucking my two penneth like it or not,

on the school run, i park as far away as i can, but i have noticed the muslim parents have to drive right to the end of the cul de sac in front of the gates, drop the kids of and instigate an eight point turn.
thus almost reversing into the parent that walk in to school with their kids,
so yes im afraid the few i have seen close to hand are **** drivers.
and the their ****ness enlarges along with the size of their car.
Old 29 November 2008, 02:58 PM
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A ful complement of exterior body panels is optional in Beeston !

LOL

DunxC

P.S. I witnessed a Leeds Council Mini-bus driver taking a roundabout anti-clockwise last Thursday, and it was about 3PM., does that count ?
Old 29 November 2008, 03:37 PM
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a taxi driver mate was telling me today about the muslim taxi drivers stopping to pray,
so i asked what they would do if a job came on as they were praying???
they pray next to the car with window down so they can here the bleep of a job on the radio/tracker units, they then stop praying and shoot off to the job
FPMSL

so if you want a muslim to stop praying , flash some money under there noses
the amount may differ from one to the next though


one thing it proved,
theres only one thing they "REALLY" believe in MONEY
Old 29 November 2008, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by c-o-l-e
You again... I knew you'd follow my posts... my big-brained powers told me you would.

It's all give and take
pmsl , all good
Old 29 November 2008, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I love SN sometimes....

A simple funny post has somehow turned into 2 pages of discussion about people driving fire engines and not moving if the place is burning down
You bunch of loons

Anyway the fact remains is that I have a few muslim friends and they would find that picture fookin hilarious, besides the fact that technically the title should have been Muslim Riders
I certainly find it funny. It's all a bit of light hearted banter.
Old 29 November 2008, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
a taxi driver mate was telling me today about the muslim taxi drivers stopping to pray,
so i asked what they would do if a job came on as they were praying???
they pray next to the car with window down so they can here the bleep of a job on the radio/tracker units, they then stop praying and shoot off to the job
FPMSL

so if you want a muslim to stop praying , flash some money under there noses
the amount may differ from one to the next though


one thing it proved,
theres only one thing they "REALLY" believe in MONEY

This is sadly very true. It's amazing how very 'devout' muslims sell their religion for a few coppers.
Old 29 November 2008, 07:28 PM
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evening maz
Old 29 November 2008, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
This is sadly very true. It's amazing how very 'devout' muslims sell their religion for a few coppers.

The same can be said of many people in any religion
Old 29 November 2008, 09:30 PM
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LOL at swiss, made me nearly **** my pants
Old 29 November 2008, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDriverWannabe
What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head?

Ahmed.


What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohammed


What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head and a sheep under his arm?

Mohammed Haslam
What do you call a man standing between 2 buildings??

Ali

What do you call a man standing between 2 buildings with 2 slices of ham on his head???

Mohammed Ali


Sorry
Old 29 November 2008, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
LOL at swiss, made me nearly **** my pants
If your not exploding in them you're pissing them Nappies for Gimpy please Evening bud btw
Old 29 November 2008, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
If your not exploding in them you're pissing them Nappies for Gimpy please Evening bud btw
FPMSL Evening budy
Old 29 November 2008, 11:39 PM
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Some muppet is trying to get you all banned, over in policy.

https://www.scoobynet.com/scoobynet-...-goin-far.html

God forbid that anyone doesnt take this religion as seriously as he does.
Old 29 November 2008, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon 69
Some muppet is trying to get you all banned, over in policy.

https://www.scoobynet.com/scoobynet-...-goin-far.html

God forbid that anyone doesnt take this religion as seriously as he does.
What a bell end
Old 29 November 2008, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
What a bell end
Agreed

BTW Great joke, saved to comp
Old 29 November 2008, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
I'm a Gimp
Yes we know that already
Old 30 November 2008, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Yes we know that already
twit
Old 30 November 2008, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
twit
I try my best mate Still I made you laugh though
Old 30 November 2008, 12:20 AM
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First of all I would like to say, im not even muslim! second of all its not nice to take da **** out of people's religion! I know for sure alot of people are well cheesed off at it & really guy's you lot need to grow up & respect other people's believe.. Im sure you wouldnt be sitting there if is was the other way around! This is ScoobyNet...

Peace & Love......
Old 30 November 2008, 12:24 AM
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Look on the upside though - if that *person* hadn't complained, i probably wouldn't have found this thread - mint!1 PMSL!

And if i get banned off the back of this thread , i'll be up for one of the shortest ever paying memberships probably - i only upgraded to SN+ last week FFS!

EDITED *** to person, for fear of further repercussions!! Innit.

Last edited by FMC; 30 November 2008 at 12:25 AM.
Old 30 November 2008, 12:33 AM
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Band wagon?
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Originally Posted by c-o-l-e
Band wagon?
Yup.
Old 30 November 2008, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Sti_Prodrive
First of all I would like to say, im not even muslim! second of all its not nice to take da **** out of people's religion! I know for sure alot of people are well cheesed off at it & really guy's you lot need to grow up & respect other people's believe.. Im sure you wouldnt be sitting there if is was the other way around! This is ScoobyNet...

Peace & Love......
It was a joke.
Old 30 November 2008, 08:57 AM
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Religion, don't you just love it.....


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