HankScorpio

Would what? Spew?

With the bisto and all those veins, it's like a cheap sunday roast.

dpb

..... be tied up by her

TelBoy

Depends what you're used to, doesn't it? Size 16, flabby thighs, saggy ****, three spare tyres, or that? No brainer.

Torquemada

Actually, no! Eeeeww!
I'd far sooner get with a woman with a few extra pounds of wobble than a muscle-mountain, Schwartzenegger crossbreed with a face to match.
At least the chubbier ones have a bit of femeninity about them.

If it was a choice between say, Dawn French/Ricky Lake and the ******** that have been posted, the non-veiny girls who didn't take huge amounts of steriods and testosterone would win every time.

Tel, I take it you like a woman who can grind your nuts just by tensing and lust after the feel of stubble against your skin

Torquemada

YouTube - Louis Theroux meets fans of female body builders - BBC

Neanderthal

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Do a search for Jamie Eason. She is a body builder/fitness model. Almost perfect in everyway, like Mary Poppins

Mogsi

Maria at the end, that has got to be a bloke...

Klaatu

This IS wrong IMO.

Torquemada

Nah, she's crossed the line of manishness as well imho.
Just a bit too butch on the definition and muscle-tone.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a chubby-chaser, as it were,
and I do like some of the fitness models that are out there
but she doesn't do it for me.

I prefer this

Still fit and toned but not getting all manly
Some would say that she's too muscley there but in the immortal words of Emil from Robocop "I like it!"

Removed.

That's more like it

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Maybe he's just a keen cunning linguist and doesn't always need them to be freshly waxed?

Torquemada

Stubbly down there is better than a punani-afro, that is certain