Office Tomfoolery....
10 December 2008, 04:42 PM
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1. One of the lads come in Monday morning telling his workmate about a girl he met at weekend called Rachel. Being the boss and always listening I thought i'd have some fun with it. I proceeded to text him off my personal phone to which he didn't have the number saying "Hi babe, cant wait to meet up soon. Rachel xx" then followed by texts to and fro arranging to meet up.
Watching him telling the other lads as each text came in was hilarious. I ended it by texting him "How big is your ****" followed five minutes later by another text saying " I bet its not as big as your bosses". He then clicked and we all ribbed him for days.
2. A couple of us made a number plate out of persex with "I Love ****" in pink on it instead of his reg. We stuck this with some super adhesive tape to the front of the storesman's VW Polo. Watching him driving off, we were in stitches, especially as the lad is 6' 10" and a bit of a rum'un and lives on a rough council estate in Oldham.
He saw the funny side though and told us he was followed home by a van full of coppers. They never pulled him over though, must have been pissing themselves. He only discovered it when he went out to his car in the morning and his neighbour was laughing at him.
3. Shrink wrapped one of the lads bikes and cable tied it to a beam 20ft in the air. He didn't see the funny side and spat his dummy out.
4. Got the keys to someone's car and moved it to the other end of the car park.
5. We had a new starter who was doing a night shift with another lad called Si. We all proceed to tell the new starter that Si is a raving homosexual and was after his **** on the next nightshift. It was made even funnier as I told Si to pretend he was gay a give the lad a wink and say "Can't wait for the night shift".
There were more but I cant remember at the minute.
Watching him telling the other lads as each text came in was hilarious. I ended it by texting him "How big is your ****" followed five minutes later by another text saying " I bet its not as big as your bosses". He then clicked and we all ribbed him for days.
2. A couple of us made a number plate out of persex with "I Love ****" in pink on it instead of his reg. We stuck this with some super adhesive tape to the front of the storesman's VW Polo. Watching him driving off, we were in stitches, especially as the lad is 6' 10" and a bit of a rum'un and lives on a rough council estate in Oldham.
He saw the funny side though and told us he was followed home by a van full of coppers. They never pulled him over though, must have been pissing themselves. He only discovered it when he went out to his car in the morning and his neighbour was laughing at him.
3. Shrink wrapped one of the lads bikes and cable tied it to a beam 20ft in the air. He didn't see the funny side and spat his dummy out.
4. Got the keys to someone's car and moved it to the other end of the car park.
5. We had a new starter who was doing a night shift with another lad called Si. We all proceed to tell the new starter that Si is a raving homosexual and was after his **** on the next nightshift. It was made even funnier as I told Si to pretend he was gay a give the lad a wink and say "Can't wait for the night shift".
There were more but I cant remember at the minute.
10 December 2008, 06:19 PM
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When i used to work for a sofa company we had a cleaner who was...well to put it politley thick as pig sh*t. So me and my mate sat in the canteen having dinner when it walks in and was just about to throw the empty macdonalds sald box away when, my mate pipes up and says ' dont throw that away, if you take it back, macdonalds are giving £2 for returning the box, its part of the keep Britain tidy campaign' well i gave a little smurk, but backed my mate up and reassured her that he wasnt lying, and told her if she took the box back she could keep the £2, so she thanked us and said she would buy some cigs with it....Well come 2oclock the end of her shift we watched her hobble off down to macdonalds with the box in hand.....and watch her walk out 5 minutes later still with the box in hand....she returned to work crying the next day and handed her notice in. 
Harsh!I work in an office...sadly no pranks to report...although I've picked up alot of ideas
10 December 2008, 06:30 PM
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Hehe I remember when I first started my job in a NOC. We were always playing pranks but one that stands out is we had a new chap whom we nick named "Two Planks" in reference to the late great Hip Hip Artist but also to his level of intelligence.
He went for lunch one day and someone took a screenie of his pc with windows up in full view. Then set it as the desktop and removed all desktop icons, taskbar etc. Chap came back and thought his pc had crashed. Then followed 5+ reboots to find the same thing whilst we were all cracking up at the back of the office.
Needless to say he wasnt suited to a tech role and was let go a couple of weeks later.
Simon
He went for lunch one day and someone took a screenie of his pc with windows up in full view. Then set it as the desktop and removed all desktop icons, taskbar etc. Chap came back and thought his pc had crashed. Then followed 5+ reboots to find the same thing whilst we were all cracking up at the back of the office.
Needless to say he wasnt suited to a tech role and was let go a couple of weeks later.
Simon
10 December 2008, 06:58 PM
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A few I can remember:
Setting task scheduler to regularly open internet explorer with Badger Badger Badger.com! The Original Dancing Badgers! set as the home page (all locked by "admin" so it couldn't be changed
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Speakers on full, of course
Hole punchings poured down some poor co-worker's heater vents in his car - fans set on full.....in-car confetti!!!
Disconecting the clutch cable on some collegue's car.
When someone gets a drink from the vending machine (plastic cups), Soak a drinks matt in panel wipe (almost odourless), and then put it under the cup....it eats away at the bottom of the cup so when he picks up the cup, the bottom falls out, along with the contents of the cup!
Cup of water poured on the seat..soggy ****! (works better if its warm water)
Setting task scheduler to regularly open internet explorer with Badger Badger Badger.com! The Original Dancing Badgers! set as the home page (all locked by "admin" so it couldn't be changed
).Speakers on full, of course
Hole punchings poured down some poor co-worker's heater vents in his car - fans set on full.....in-car confetti!!!
Disconecting the clutch cable on some collegue's car.
When someone gets a drink from the vending machine (plastic cups), Soak a drinks matt in panel wipe (almost odourless), and then put it under the cup....it eats away at the bottom of the cup so when he picks up the cup, the bottom falls out, along with the contents of the cup!
Cup of water poured on the seat..soggy ****! (works better if its warm water)
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