Shameful, embarrassing moments
28 December 2008, 10:44 AM
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You must have had them, can't just be me!!!!
Tescos today. Getting the shopping in. Bending over the freezer section to get the last bag of frozen chips.
Voice in ones ear. Thats a nice diamante thong you have on there
He must have been 60 
Oh and I have just bought a Britney Spears song on itunes
Tescos today. Getting the shopping in. Bending over the freezer section to get the last bag of frozen chips.
Voice in ones ear. Thats a nice diamante thong you have on there
He must have been 60 Oh and I have just bought a Britney Spears song on itunes
You've been here long enough to know this thread is worthless without pictures
28 December 2008, 10:59 AM
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As a lad of about 19 I went in the local chippy, placed my order and stood at the counter, it has a low bit where they get in and out and they thoughtfully leave the Manchester Evening News on there so i was reading that, I needed to fart so as the chippy employees were all in the back and the place was other wise empty I felt safe to let one out, and as I was in a good mood I gave it a bit of a hip movement to help it on its way, was a good one as well, loud and long with a rise in pitch towards the end that coincided with the hip movement.
Fine, whats embarrassing about that ?
The older couple I hadnt notice enter, they hadnt come straight to the counter as you would anticipate but sat down and were studying the menu they had found on the seat, I hadnt seen them as I had been reading the paper and as it was summer the door was open o they got treated to my flatulent Elvis impression.....
Fine, whats embarrassing about that ?
The older couple I hadnt notice enter, they hadnt come straight to the counter as you would anticipate but sat down and were studying the menu they had found on the seat, I hadnt seen them as I had been reading the paper and as it was summer the door was open o they got treated to my flatulent Elvis impression.....
28 December 2008, 11:26 AM
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Nowt wrong with thongs on display.
Anyhow I am generally slippy enough to avoid embarrasing moments but there was one incident. I had a hospital appointment for a back problem. It was just a routine procedure, a chat about certain exercises etc.I had already had a physical examination the week prior. It was an exceptionally warm day and I was wearing some jogging bottoms with a T shirt. As it was warm I was commando. As I went in to the room the I was greeted by a new physiotherapist. 'Right' he said 'if you would like to undress and lay down on here for me'. It was a case of being caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea! After a bit of squirming I mumbled something and made a hasty exit.
Anyhow I am generally slippy enough to avoid embarrasing moments but there was one incident. I had a hospital appointment for a back problem. It was just a routine procedure, a chat about certain exercises etc.I had already had a physical examination the week prior. It was an exceptionally warm day and I was wearing some jogging bottoms with a T shirt. As it was warm I was commando. As I went in to the room the I was greeted by a new physiotherapist. 'Right' he said 'if you would like to undress and lay down on here for me'. It was a case of being caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea! After a bit of squirming I mumbled something and made a hasty exit.
28 December 2008, 11:45 AM
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but why would u show ure boss ure *** in the first place !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 December 2008, 10:33 PM
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I've told this one on SN before IIRC...
had been out drinking in Reading one Saturday night, and caught the train home.. was with my boyf and his mate.. went to get off the train, stumbled and landed face down on the train platform what made it worse was that a couple of mates from work were sitting further down the carriage and saw the whole thing
had been out drinking in Reading one Saturday night, and caught the train home.. was with my boyf and his mate.. went to get off the train, stumbled and landed face down on the train platform
what made it worse was that a couple of mates from work were sitting further down the carriage and saw the whole thing
28 December 2008, 10:48 PM
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thongs...
28 December 2008, 11:13 PM
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Now then Salsa, thats diamante, and a bit suspect according to a certain SN member
Another embarrassing moment for me was a Do with his nibs Boss. Can't remember which birthday. I had the unfortunate placing of sitting next to him. I could not address him, even to pass the salt. His nibs had never told me his name. I only knew him as "Slaphead"
Another embarrassing moment for me was a Do with his nibs Boss. Can't remember which birthday. I had the unfortunate placing of sitting next to him. I could not address him, even to pass the salt. His nibs had never told me his name. I only knew him as "Slaphead"
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