Your worst way to go?
05 January 2009, 05:06 PM
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Having my ********* cooked in a vat of hot marmalade, whislt still attatched to me, which would them be eaten by a couple of rabid dogs. Then have all fingers and toes broken with a pair of mole grips and my teeth pulled out individually.
This would be followed by disembowelment with a blunt spoon where I would then be forced to eat my own entrails.
Finally and expert surgeon would crack open my chest and place my still beating heart in my hands, whislt pouring sulfuric acid into my eyes, all the while someone drilling into my brain with a black and decker.
That probably my "worst way to go"
This would be followed by disembowelment with a blunt spoon where I would then be forced to eat my own entrails.
Finally and expert surgeon would crack open my chest and place my still beating heart in my hands, whislt pouring sulfuric acid into my eyes, all the while someone drilling into my brain with a black and decker.
That probably my "worst way to go"
Pete..........have you thought of having therapy?
05 January 2009, 05:19 PM
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my worst way to go would be a crippling terminal illness, i guess i'm just not a fighter, some people battle on to the end, and have my utmost admiration and respect for that.
05 January 2009, 06:12 PM
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Any slow debilitating painful type of terminal illness would be a bit of a downer to be honest.
Not a big fan of being randomly butchered to death / beaten to death by anyone.
Never really got moist at the idea of being mauled to death by a mad animal either...
Nice...
Not a big fan of being randomly butchered to death / beaten to death by anyone.
Never really got moist at the idea of being mauled to death by a mad animal either...
Nice...
05 January 2009, 06:15 PM
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Had to be fished out plus I passed out afterwards, horrible. Still swim thoughThat and being burned or buried alive. Suffocation, stuff like that
05 January 2009, 08:14 PM
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Brain Cancer, Parkinsons or Alzheimer's for me. Seen friends and family die of these and its not a nice way to go.
My Grandad dies of Parkinsons and the final year of his life was spent sat in a chair shaking, slavering and wheezing. He also had stage 2 alzheimers so couldnt remember who anyone was, even his wife of 50 years!
Quick and relatively painless of me, I think.
My Grandad dies of Parkinsons and the final year of his life was spent sat in a chair shaking, slavering and wheezing. He also had stage 2 alzheimers so couldnt remember who anyone was, even his wife of 50 years!
Quick and relatively painless of me, I think.
05 January 2009, 08:45 PM
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Buried alive definitely
I heard burning to death ain't so bad .. You either choke to death on the flames or your nerves get burned and you don't feel any pain.
I heard burning to death ain't so bad .. You either choke to death on the flames or your nerves get burned and you don't feel any pain.
05 January 2009, 09:30 PM
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My worst fear of dying is Living in a country when slowly everything I do is recorded on CCTV, I work hard and feel I am being taxed to death,my main interest in life motorcycling and driving are percevied as killing the planet,The area I live is going into decline through drugs drinking and unemployment.And then as it could not get any worse on this slow road to torture, Boris comes on the telly !!!! Urgh
05 January 2009, 09:54 PM
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Anyone seen the movie Open Water??
That would scare the **** out of me, floating in the middle of the ocean, at night, not knowing what's underneath, and slowly been bitten and eaten eventually by sharks!
That would scare the **** out of me, floating in the middle of the ocean, at night, not knowing what's underneath, and slowly been bitten and eaten eventually by sharks!
06 January 2009, 12:36 AM
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You wouldn't believe the ways some people i,ve come across chose how to checkout.
In no particular order..
Jumping under a tubetrain
Jumping under a train
Hanging
Fire
Overdose
Gassing
Crushed to death (genuine accident!)
Drowned
Mart
In no particular order..
Jumping under a tubetrain
Jumping under a train
Hanging
Fire
Overdose
Gassing
Crushed to death (genuine accident!)
Drowned
Mart
06 January 2009, 12:46 AM
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06 January 2009, 02:52 AM
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06 January 2009, 03:32 AM
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I cant remember were I read it or heard it, Might have been a radio programme talking about some family being killed in an house fire.
I mean you would choke on the fumes and the heat would definitely burn the nerves just under the skin first . If it was me I would get as much smoke in my lungs as possible for a quicker death, I'm talking about being burned at the stake
06 January 2009, 11:13 AM
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The way you go is irrelevant, because once you are dead you wont know how you died, or anything else for that matter.
However, that said I have a fear of being eaten alive, very slowly buy that snake off Anaconda, in the style of the Simpsons where Smithers turns into a snake and eats the dead body of Mr Burns. That worries me a lot, and I think the chances of that happening is quite high.
However, that said I have a fear of being eaten alive, very slowly buy that snake off Anaconda, in the style of the Simpsons where Smithers turns into a snake and eats the dead body of Mr Burns. That worries me a lot, and I think the chances of that happening is quite high.