English Accents
02 February 2009, 08:56 PM
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People seem to be confusing 'Mockney' with Estuary English.
Birmingham accent has to be the worst.
Birmingham accent has to be the worst.
03 February 2009, 08:54 AM
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Liverpudlian -without a doubt the worst accent and the most annoying ba5tards to have ever graced the earth.
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
DJ Vinyl Ritchie...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a liverpudlian whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
DJ Vinyl Ritchie...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a liverpudlian whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
03 February 2009, 09:07 AM
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Cheryl Tweedy gets another vote from me, sexy accent!
I dont mind scouse or Yorkshire either.
Cant stand all that Cockney ****** stuff
03 February 2009, 11:00 AM
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I also like the West Country accent, they do say that a Devon man might speak slowly, but he thinks fast!
The Cornish accent is also good-Jethro really makes me laugh too. Les
03 February 2009, 12:06 PM
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I love women with Irish, Geordie and Scouse accents.....And just hate the Cockney accent, although the Yorkshire accent is the best (only because im from Yorkshire lol)
03 February 2009, 01:00 PM
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Oh one of my pet hates and favourite subjects. Having lived in different places around the UK and travelled, I havew to say the worst going is
Scouse. They can spit on someone else, cant understand a ****ing thing they say and as such should be best avoided or trusted
Brummie and around that area - a close second as they all sound as though they have been slowed down to 33rpm . However even if you sped them up to 45rpm they would still sound thick as **** and the only way is 75rpm as their conversation would be over quicker
West country - all of them sound like farmers and worzel gummidge .enough said
London/Mockneys- I sometimes slip into using the mockney vernacular but try to avoid it as it is neither big nor clever, you think you sound like a cross between dick van dyke and a bad gangster when in fact you just sound like a complete tool. Also any idiots pretending to sound all 'black' and 'hiphop' when quite clearly you are neither and are in fact a trolley stacker from Wood Green
Scottish Chinese - just freak me out, just stop talking its weird
Welsh - well as I have a few welsh friends who populate these boards, I shall refrain from stating what I think, suffice to say they are the exceptions
Scouse. They can spit on someone else, cant understand a ****ing thing they say and as such should be best avoided or trusted
Brummie and around that area - a close second as they all sound as though they have been slowed down to 33rpm . However even if you sped them up to 45rpm they would still sound thick as **** and the only way is 75rpm as their conversation would be over quicker
West country - all of them sound like farmers and worzel gummidge .enough said
London/Mockneys- I sometimes slip into using the mockney vernacular but try to avoid it as it is neither big nor clever, you think you sound like a cross between dick van dyke and a bad gangster when in fact you just sound like a complete tool. Also any idiots pretending to sound all 'black' and 'hiphop' when quite clearly you are neither and are in fact a trolley stacker from Wood Green
Scottish Chinese - just freak me out, just stop talking its weird
Welsh - well as I have a few welsh friends who populate these boards, I shall refrain from stating what I think, suffice to say they are the exceptions
03 February 2009, 03:13 PM
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03 February 2009, 04:06 PM
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Tanyatriangles it has to be said you sound like you are a complete fud.
Being a "sweaty" myself I'd have to say there are some nice Scottish accents, but **** me there are some rough as **** ones as well. Sometimes I absolutely cringe when I hear some of them.
There is nothing worse though than being on Holiday and hearing some whiney little English runt crying for his mummy and daddy.
Being a "sweaty" myself I'd have to say there are some nice Scottish accents, but **** me there are some rough as **** ones as well. Sometimes I absolutely cringe when I hear some of them.
There is nothing worse though than being on Holiday and hearing some whiney little English runt crying for his mummy and daddy.
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03 February 2009, 07:32 PM
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Liverpudlian -without a doubt the worst accent and the most annoying ba5tards to have ever graced the earth.
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
olota fagina...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a scouser whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
olota fagina...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a scouser whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
03 February 2009, 07:48 PM
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Liverpudlian -without a doubt the worst accent and the most annoying ba5tards to have ever graced the earth.
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
olota fagina...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a scouser whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
olota fagina...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a scouser whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
03 February 2009, 11:20 PM
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Liverpudlian -without a doubt the worst accent and the most annoying ba5tards to have ever graced the earth.
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
olota fagina...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a scouser whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
I've been through many a liverpudlian [all women may I add, before any of the closet benders PM me with love truncheon pics]
So I do speak from experience when I say the majority of them had a flange like a gutted trout, and most have seen more helmets than Hitler.
olota fagina...........I'm ashamed to admit I once dated a scouser whose nickname was 'Mariana Trench'
04 February 2009, 09:44 AM
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04 February 2009, 10:34 AM
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Worzel Gummidge was well up to speed compared with your jokes too!
Les
