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Old 26 February 2009, 09:05 PM
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Id like to point out that I have only commented on your latent gayness: I havent made any snide posts about hair.

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Old 26 February 2009, 09:07 PM
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This thread is Chrome dometastic
Old 26 February 2009, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Just for you 84...

Kelly at work:



On a mag cover:



With arch rival Andy Irons:



The man is a total legend.
Cheers for that. He is gorgeous mm mm mm. I have alerted Sal to these pics, she will be having a gander in the morning

Hey, who the hell needs hair
Old 26 February 2009, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300

Hey, who the hell needs hair
Well, I think you'd look odd without any!
Old 26 February 2009, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Well, I think you'd look odd without any!


You on about my ridiculous mass of curls, again On my head, on my head
Old 26 February 2009, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300


You on about my ridiculous mass of curls, again On my head, on my head
I was talking about your head for once My filthy mind was switched off when I replied!
Old 26 February 2009, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
I was talking about your head for once My filthy mind was switched off when I replied!


My mind is in serious muck mode, after seeing that surfer.
Old 26 February 2009, 10:35 PM
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Looks even more gay than the OP
Old 26 February 2009, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder


Looks even more gay than the OP

Old 26 February 2009, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300


My mind is in serious muck mode
Isn't it always?
Old 26 February 2009, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Isn't it always?
Red blooded female, of course it is
Old 26 February 2009, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
My mind is in serious muck mode
Ok I've come back from the pub so I'll do it.

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Want some muck?
Old 26 February 2009, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
Ok I've come back from the pub so I'll do it.

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Want some muck?
Are you capable
Old 26 February 2009, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Are you capable
I am
Old 27 February 2009, 09:34 AM
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Hes not gay, thats a shaved head, not going bald as opposed to you And it got alot gayer when you started posting pics of men. You really dont do yourself any favours some times
Old 27 February 2009, 09:37 AM
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Well I think the self ridicule was well worth the effort for the comedy postings - thanks all!

GC8 - it probably is borderline gay. The near 10 year marriage and baby boy is all a cover up...

But does that make all surf mags gay too? In a room full of shirtlifters I think I'd feel fairly secure under 5mm of winter wetsuit rubber...

And for the less bald posters, here's some peeps with lots of hair:



And here's some without very much:







Doesn't really hold a man back I'd say...

Sorry Dave, Kelly has been going bald since his mid 20s - just like me. Try again.

Funny how all these little digs speak VOLUMES about the posters. Let me guess - feel "successful", live in suburbia, only really play golf or a bit of Sunday footie, harbour lots of insecurities, happy to mock others but incapable of taking it themselves, boring as hell at a party, etc, etc. Am I right? Thought so!

Get out a bit more and stop taking life so seriously. There are some very unhappy people on here. But luckily there are also some comedy legends

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Old 27 February 2009, 09:43 AM
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If its making you feel better about yourself then its all good
Old 27 February 2009, 10:10 AM
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Well Dave you took the time to study the Kelly pic and then comment on his non baldness (wrongly) so I'd say there's a lot of making yourself feel better too.

Horses for courses.
Old 27 February 2009, 10:14 AM
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they say there are two types of people that hang around newquay surfers and queers. And i dont see no surfboa......oh wait I'll let you off
Old 27 February 2009, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Well Dave you took the time to study the Kelly pic and then comment on his non baldness (wrongly) so I'd say there's a lot of making yourself feel better too.

Horses for courses.
Well, if I studied it like you say and quoted on his baldness wrongly then obviously, I didnt study it as hard as you
Old 27 February 2009, 11:24 AM
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Dave - just like you probably know a lot about some dullard footballer or golfer, I have been following Kelly's progress/baldness for some years so don't need to study hard.

KoT - tend to avoid Newquay. It's not the only place with waves! As for queers, I can never find one myself...
Old 27 February 2009, 11:57 AM
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Would any other Snetters care to post up their collection of homoerotic pictures?
Old 27 February 2009, 12:20 PM
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A balding surfer in a stinking wetsuit who, thanks to the freezing conditions is rather "shrunken" is hardly what most gayboys are on the lookout for methinks.

Surfing may look cool to many but the reality is lots of being bloody cold, bad hearing, back issues (unless you do pilates or similar), constant water pouring out of your nose, wetsuit boots that never fail to smell so bad that a terrorist would pay good money for their value to biological warfare plus salt crusted eyebrows and a constant need to abandon partners for yet another surf all conspire to make "real" surfers a bit of a liability.

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Old 27 February 2009, 01:19 PM
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Hey, you lot. Us women enjoyed the pics, so quit bitching
Old 27 February 2009, 05:06 PM
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Golfers?
Footballers?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart.../mban1445l.jpg

:snigger:
Old 27 February 2009, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder


Looks even more gay than the OP



Bet he takes it up the "Rip Tide " !!!!!
Old 27 February 2009, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy



Gay? Gay? GAY?? Are you lot mad??

There's NOTHING gay about him ^^

He's flippin' gawjus

PS. Thanks Lee for the tip-off
Old 27 February 2009, 08:05 PM
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Come on guys, that's not a bald patch you see .........
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it's a carpet burn from the endless 'Standing on head in pyjama' trick
Old 27 February 2009, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
Gay? Gay? GAY?? Are you lot mad??

There's NOTHING gay about him ^^

He's flippin' gawjus

PS. Thanks Lee for the tip-off


My Sexy bloke meter tipped the scales when I saw him. Just had to let you know about it

Oooh, that has fair set me up for the night
Old 27 February 2009, 08:29 PM
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Yeah, but a todger like a babies toe won't go far.


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