Does my bum look big in this?
27 February 2009, 09:53 PM
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27 February 2009, 11:47 PM
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Nowt gay about this thread, sorry lads. I have had my run ins with Matteeboy, but hey. He has shown us wimmins the best looking bloke we have seen for ages.
Nowt gay about this sexy bugger,
Nowt gay about this sexy bugger,
28 February 2009, 12:02 AM
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Do all surfers wear Thongs under their wetsuits or just the "Gayyyy Camp " ones ??
I am sure I can see one in the pic .I couldnt really tell as I had to look away quick so I did not throw up .
I am sure I can see one in the pic .I couldnt really tell as I had to look away quick so I did not throw up .
28 February 2009, 07:35 AM
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I suggest you try telling this surfer he's gay...
I know exactly why there's a gay offensive on the go - because surfers pull all the chicks while failed footballers and cr4p golfers never even get a look in...Am I right? YES I AM...
Can any of you catty schoolyard boys surf? Thought not.
It's hilarious how much your comments reveal about you lads
84 - he is rather loved by women. As are many famous surfers. Jack Johnson used to be a pro too - but really mashed himself on a reef so stuck to music. Thanks for helping prove my point though
I know exactly why there's a gay offensive on the go - because surfers pull all the chicks while failed footballers and cr4p golfers never even get a look in...Am I right? YES I AM...
Can any of you catty schoolyard boys surf? Thought not.
It's hilarious how much your comments reveal about you lads
84 - he is rather loved by women. As are many famous surfers. Jack Johnson used to be a pro too - but really mashed himself on a reef so stuck to music. Thanks for helping prove my point though
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28 February 2009, 07:54 AM
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You are surprisingly touchy on this subject Matteboy - I thought you would rise above all of this and yet of everyone posting you are the only one in it.
Oh dear
Oh dear
28 February 2009, 08:06 AM
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Sorry SM but if you look at the real reasons for SNers posting about gayness, you realise they can't think of any other way to have a pop at surfers.
The fact is good surfers get all the chicks. End of
The fact is good surfers get all the chicks. End of
28 February 2009, 08:48 AM
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He is, without doubt, the best looking male to grace these forums EVER. Maybe apart from J4CKO
28 February 2009, 10:15 AM
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Scoobychick - he is also 9 times world champion (surfing) and easily the best surfer ever. Oh and very good at golf (!) and a talented musician. And loaded too with houses in Oz and the US.
Single as far as I know - but he did go out with Pam Anderson for a while!
Single as far as I know - but he did go out with Pam Anderson for a while!
28 February 2009, 01:10 PM
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Most certainly does!
Surf pic from a month ago - yours truly, Polzeath with a big ****!
360 Photography cornwall surfing photos for surfers of all abilities
Surf pic from a month ago - yours truly, Polzeath with a big ****!
360 Photography cornwall surfing photos for surfers of all abilities
Surfing is a great hobby. It definitely requires one to be quite fit. Good on your pajama fitness, cycle routines etc. too. At least, it has got you somewhere, man. Keep it up
28 February 2009, 05:54 PM
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This thread is becoming a little un-PC, is it not?
What with all the homophobes
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/sea0593l.jpg
What with all the homophobes
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/sea0593l.jpg
28 February 2009, 05:54 PM
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Its not surprising really .He has been kind enough to show SN some of his favourite pics from his bedroom wall and everyone wants to take the P!ss out of him .
Matty I would be selfish and keep them to yourself in future ,they are just not worthy .!!!
28 February 2009, 06:17 PM
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My bum looks less big in this - I think.
Taken today by a mate of mine:
And then it all went wrong as I crounched/poo stanced into a barrel:
LOL!
Nicely chilled out after a great surf now!
Taken today by a mate of mine:
And then it all went wrong as I crounched/poo stanced into a barrel:
LOL!
Nicely chilled out after a great surf now!
28 February 2009, 07:14 PM
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The proper lightweights wear a **** cap. The first few duckdives (when you push the board under the whitewater to get through it) made my head hurt a lot! Ice cream headache in the extreme!
Then you get used to it and all is fine -ish.
Then you get used to it and all is fine -ish.
28 February 2009, 07:19 PM
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I like the idea of living by the sea a surfing, but I realise that being older than 21 {cough) rules me right out.
I like surfers, and their way of life.
We (5-6 lads) used to go to Newquay for 3 weeks every year camping for 5-6 years straight.
Most of the lads would go to Ibiza or Tenerife, and thought our little splinter group was mad, but we knew better.
We would buy and prepare certain vehicles just for the trip, VW Beetles/Campers/Variants etc.
I was attracted by the surf girls, tanned, fit, bleach blond, always wet.
Anyway....I couldnt surf to save my life, which wasnt as big a handicap as you may imagine, I actually looked like a surf dude, but not like Matteeboys idols, I looked more like Billy Idol on Steroids.
We would cruise around Newquay/Fistral/StIves etc me in my Beetle, yes my 1303 911Turbo looking Beetle with a surf board sticking through the webasso sunroof, showing off my FatWillies/SexWax stickers...It was just the tool you needed to bag surf chicks, along with a few beer tokens and plenty of lies.
A few circuits of the town centre then take them for a couple on tinies on Fistral beach or the lawn of the Headlands Hotel, one or two Newquay Steam Beers in the Sailors arms, or Newquay arms, and back to Hendra for a night under canvas, what a life.
I hate being old.......Lets see what I looking forward to tonight.....erm....erm...Oh yes, thats right...**** ALL !
I like surfers, and their way of life.
We (5-6 lads) used to go to Newquay for 3 weeks every year camping for 5-6 years straight.
Most of the lads would go to Ibiza or Tenerife, and thought our little splinter group was mad, but we knew better.
We would buy and prepare certain vehicles just for the trip, VW Beetles/Campers/Variants etc.
I was attracted by the surf girls, tanned, fit, bleach blond, always wet.
Anyway....I couldnt surf to save my life, which wasnt as big a handicap as you may imagine, I actually looked like a surf dude, but not like Matteeboys idols, I looked more like Billy Idol on Steroids.
We would cruise around Newquay/Fistral/StIves etc me in my Beetle, yes my 1303 911Turbo looking Beetle with a surf board sticking through the webasso sunroof, showing off my FatWillies/SexWax stickers...It was just the tool you needed to bag surf chicks, along with a few beer tokens and plenty of lies.
A few circuits of the town centre then take them for a couple on tinies on Fistral beach or the lawn of the Headlands Hotel, one or two Newquay Steam Beers in the Sailors arms, or Newquay arms, and back to Hendra for a night under canvas, what a life.
I hate being old.......Lets see what I looking forward to tonight.....erm....erm...Oh yes, thats right...**** ALL !
28 February 2009, 07:45 PM
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Yoza ..... my mates and I also did Hendra!! It was the only place which would allow youngsters .... the field they put us in was patrolled by the SAS with Alsations!!
Those were the days!!
Matteeboy, your board looks like a BIC Beginners Board? Yellow with Blue Tip.
Those were the days!!
Matteeboy, your board looks like a BIC Beginners Board? Yellow with Blue Tip.