filfy

Bloody hell that was 5 years ago That was a good day out

still given the choice i would of stayed in and kicked your back door in

al02uk

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Removed.

Blimey, 2nd date, I'd love to give you some helpful advice but

1. My last 2nd date was in black & white
2. I'm the one that was pursued, not the pursuee
3. I'm rubbish at giving advice about women

Dirty Sanchez gets my vote

scoobyvirgin

Kebab shop gets my vote and then to casino! Or the other way round

rr_ww

My advice is that if you "play it safe" you won't get as far as the Day3. Let alone into her vagina!

Oh and on a Day2. You don't pay. She does. So take that into account.

sti-chris

some nice chap back on page 1 recommended the Council Gritter , Saves beating about the bush i guess !!

ScoobyWon't

I suppose it's only fair that I should keep you 'orrible lot up to *ahem* date.

Well, on Sunday I took said nursey to Nottingham on the Sea (or Costa del Skeg as it's also known). Lovely afternoon in the sun, just spent wandering and talking, laughing at the chavs etc, as you do.

She treated me to fish and chips, as I was being a gent and driving. As the date progressed she educated me regarding arresting people with diabetes (see, I knew I'd get on to the subject of handcuffs ) and how it appears similar to being drunk. Also something to do with finding an unconscious diabetic.

I don't recall what that was, as I was trying to look down her top at her lovely rack

She kept saying she'd get me some leaflets to dish out at work, and would give them to me next time she sees me. A good sign I assume.

Lot's of banter, she's impressed that I'm passionate about cooking and thnks my recipes sound swish - little does she know I get them all from second-hand copies of Good Food magazine! She said she'd have to experience my cooking. Bonus, that means she'll have to come round.

It was then on to Lincoln for a wander around the city, and a quick drink at the top of a bloody steep hill which we marched up. A spot of people watching and then another blast through the countryside (down the A46) in my Zetec-S - flash .

Lovely day, lot's of sun, caught some rays, had a good chat, made her laugh (with me not at me) a fair bit (no alcohol involved ) and then got stuck in traffic when a car had crashed into a ditch at the side of the A46 just the other side of Newark.

Being a cop and a nurse, I suggested that I thought we'd better make ourselves known in case they needed help, but luckily they didn't. That was only so she could see my caring side

Finally dropped her off after almost nine hours and was asked for another date before she was out of the car.

I played it cool and said I'd check my diary when I got in . I promptly got home, put the grand prix on and fell to sleep Told her the next morning when I'm next free and she suggested Saturday night.

Tonight she's text me to see if we're still on for Saturday and what ideas I have. Still on for it, but left her dangling for ideas as I have to prepare for a day at the City Ground tomorrow, where I am very tempted to arrest Billy Davis for impersonating a football manager.

So there you go. Date three this Saturday, 20:00, ideas are needed...

Ice skating is a no-go as she broke her arm doing that

I'm thinking meal at my place, jump her bones (no bum love at this stage), pass out and watch the Grand Prix in bed the next morning

C'mon then kids, your fresh suggestions, please. I like getting you lot to help out

Scoobychick

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Hey, good work you, she's definitely interested

When she mentioned that she'd have to experience your cooking she was actually throwing you a dirty great hint so there's your answer for Saturday - dinner at yours

I also suspect that there may also be more on the cards for dessert than you think

Spooky Mulder

Two dates and you haven't had her?!

The last time I had a second date with no sex she went off and told her mates I was gay!!

Anyway - how about a lingerie photoshoot for the WAGS thread in Members Gallery?

Or, if you want a sensible option, go and see Monsters vs. Aliens

NotoriousREV

At the risk of repeating myself from page 1: In the pooper?

davegtt

Nice one, told you the seaside is always a winner

So, I would take the comment about trying your cooking as a very big positive. Not sure Id cook for someone on a 3rd date that Ive not porked already Id play on the fact that shes not a slag if shes not put out yet. So something a little higher class than the usual boring cinema..... Theatre, might not be your thing but women love it Nice meal and the theatre. You'll be onto a winner, make sure you have a bottle of wine at home so when you finish there you can invite her home for a drink and see what happens

urban

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So have "Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch" playing in the background - result

urban

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I dated a nurse a long time ago.

Second date - wham bam abraham

She was game for anything - alas we went seperate ways after a while.
Hours of work and getting together were a bit tough, but it was very good while it lasted.

Paul3446

TBH, given her lack of knowledge of this basic part of the human body, I would be questioning the fact that she claims to be a nurse!

richiewong

Meal, wine, tops and fingers

njkmrs

Hell ,you got a third date after taking her to Skeg Vegas !!!!

She must be after an introduction to your Truncheon .!


I suggest ,cook something simple so it doesnt take you away from her too much .
Get a DVD ,something light ,with a bit of fun in it ,not a heavy Schindlers list or shootem up type .
Have a drink with her whilst cooking ,watch film,Schasam ,shes hooked .
Make sure you got the bacon ,eggs ready ,for two people in the morning .!!!
Throw one off in the bathroom if things are moving too fast for you .
Rinse off and back too the sofa .

Good Luck .

Oh dont forget to get the Camcorder set up for the boys on here to get the action replay .!!

hodgy0_2

mmmm risky unless you have 360 mirror, but on the other hand, does prove intent

ScoobyWon't

I do wonder how many of you aren't getting any if you want me to post pictures/videos of her.

I think I shall pop to Tesco for a bottle of Zini as she likes that pink stuff, knock something up (food not, her that is) and then see what she has in mind for dessert.

On that note, I shall depart as I need to polish my truncheon. Might even oil my cuffs too

Markus

Glad to hear the second date went well and you're on for a third I have no doubt she'll be impressed with whatever you cook for her.

scoobyvirgin

Have you CRB checked her yet? She could be a raving loony for all you know.

So, you've still not boned her, try the rape advice line, these guys apparently will point you in the right direction!

bish667

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Thats what i would do, watch a dvd after the food and i'm sure things will start happening .

GlesgaKiss

That had me p*ssing myself.

Sounds like things are going well anyway...doesn't seem like you need much advice from Scoobynet.

Note - Anyone who actually needs dating advice from a car forum should cut their **** off, because it won't be required.

ScoobyWon't

I'll sit there, typing away at my Blackberry and throw in the old "How do you spell your name, again?" "Oooh, there's a warrant out for you. I'm going to have to conduct a search for dangerous items" routine

Which reminds me, you'll have to dog-sit tomorrow as I'm going to be busy

I think I'll go for the previously mentioned Out flops the **** "Et voila! Bon Appetit!" routine

I do actually have some ideas I think she may like in case she is hungry

ScoobyWon't

I think we all know and readily accept that the chances of anyone who posts on SN getting a **** are slim to none at best

j4ckos mate

we dont wanna know all this soppy crap, was the trucnheon deployed?

i used to go out with a nurse at christies, god she wa a "rum" one if i nknew then what i know now

ScoobyWon't

I've taken up Les's challenge to see if I can make this thread rival the length of anything by PSL

Truncheoning (new verb there: truncheoning - to truncheon ) is looking likely for tomorrow. Hope she brings her uniform too!

scoobyvirgin

If you're gonna try it on with her tomorrow, I'll let the lads know and we'll all pop round to try her out

j4ckos mate

if she is anything like that nurse i knocked around with you will need a side armed batton, mace and a tag riot shield to keep her off.

ScoobyWon't

She can have my 24" extending rod anytime. I've got the cuffs and body armour ready just in case

Simon C

Just don't forget first **** rules..


No farting in bed, even if its yours!