if a bloke could have sex when he wanted....
27 March 2009, 11:00 PM
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27 March 2009, 11:43 PM
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Yep, penetration (of the wife) used to always result in one of the three starting bawling for some reason, in fact just brushing lightly past her thing was enough, now they are older on Sunday morning we sit there reading and just shout random phrases like "Oooo Yeah, Harder" or "J4CKO its too big, it hurts so good" etc and it keeps the ******* away for hours 
28 March 2009, 12:31 AM
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I'd love to bang the bar maid at the speedway lounge though, she'd get it till I bled! 
28 March 2009, 12:50 AM
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Sorry, not read replies so if its bin said...whatever.
As may times as possible if its a bit of strange, you can go forever, just like the first school disco..
As many times as not possible if its the Mrs.
In fact if its the Mrs you may not get the chance so it matters not.
If you drive a citroen c5 and it does the job are you happy?
If some offers you the loan of a Nissan GTR what do you do ?
I saw a film once, or some chat I cant remember, but anyway it was about getting a ******* by your Mrs and someone mentioned that that was the mouth that kisses your child goodnight...this has scared me mentally.
As may times as possible if its a bit of strange, you can go forever, just like the first school disco..
As many times as not possible if its the Mrs.
In fact if its the Mrs you may not get the chance so it matters not.
If you drive a citroen c5 and it does the job are you happy?
If some offers you the loan of a Nissan GTR what do you do ?
I saw a film once, or some chat I cant remember, but anyway it was about getting a ******* by your Mrs and someone mentioned that that was the mouth that kisses your child goodnight...this has scared me mentally.
28 March 2009, 01:57 AM
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Sir Ralph Halpern set the standards a while back 
Known by the tabloids of the time as 5-times-a-night Burton boss
Anyone else remember??
dl
Known by the tabloids of the time as 5-times-a-night Burton boss
Anyone else remember??
dl
28 March 2009, 02:03 AM
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Pontificating
Not sure about the danglewank mind
28 March 2009, 12:51 PM
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Or in my case...
Once in February, and maybe in June,
Makes wanna kick her @r$e to the moon
Glad I'm not the only one on rations then
Cheers
Colin
P.S. If I had my way once a day would be fine
Once in February, and maybe in June,
Makes wanna kick her @r$e to the moon
Glad I'm not the only one on rations then
Cheers
Colin
P.S. If I had my way once a day would be fine
28 March 2009, 02:50 PM
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Well......
Believe it or not I have to tell my Missus I need a break/rest every week or so!
She'd have it with every meal if she could lol.
Shouldnt complain, but I do lol.
Believe it or not I have to tell my Missus I need a break/rest every week or so!
She'd have it with every meal if she could lol.
Shouldnt complain, but I do lol.
28 March 2009, 11:39 PM
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It is a new concept we have invented (after much research) in the arena of Gentlemens erotic entertainment, (copyright J4CKO 2009), what happens in a lady assumes the role of a kind of Organic Fisher Price activity centre and the rest I leave to your imagination....
You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.
I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples
You heard it here first, it will revolutionise this area of the market, I am aiming it (fnarr fnarr) at the couples who need activity during the "closed season", mainly aimed as a reward for perhaps securing a decent bonus at work, a days gardening, provision of designer shoes and the like.
I am doing a UK tour and offer free samples
