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Old 23 May 2009, 11:27 PM
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Yep Aries are a pain in the @rse! Interstingly my better half is also an Aries and born on the exact the same day as me (different year mind!), but she mainly drives a Nissan...

What a nice mixed bunch we are

Sorry for beating you to it Oldspice - but great minds huh?

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Aquarius


spot on for me


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Old 24 May 2009, 12:30 AM
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Think someone should have posted typical traits for all the signs, just so those of us who don't bother following it all, can see if the cap fits.
Old 24 May 2009, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TerzoAlan
The two main girlfriends I've had in life so far have both been Aries. Are all Aries a total pain in the ****?
Female aries =PITA

Male aries, like me are perfect gentlemen
Old 24 May 2009, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
I prefer Eskimo ****, or I did when I was a teenager!



Its not big (Ive heard the rumours) and its not clever
Old 24 May 2009, 12:59 AM
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Something I found on 'Us' Aries... one of the more funnier write ups I found!

When an Aries gets behind the wheel of a vehicle, most of you tend to turn into storm chasers. You like to do everything fast!

Aries, you will be happy to know that being first is something you are very good at! It comes naturally to you. You are by nature a spontaneous creature. You have great faith in yourself and many of you make great soldiers in any battle you choose. This goes for the female gender as well. You may be called and referred to by many names, but a coward will never be one of them. Something else you aren’t afraid of is spending time alone.

Aries is the pioneer! The first zodiac and fire sign. The first to spring to action. The first to lose your temper and pick a fight. The first to do many things except to admit when you are wrong. You are a competitor through and through. Aries has a strong mind, body and will. This is a good thing, because you really don’t like going to the dentist or the doctor.

Do you want to know where the nearest army base or police academy is located? Ask any Aries. There is a high rate of probability they belong to one, or know where the nearest one is. Many are army brats and proud of it. Aries are generally the first on the scene or to the rescue. Other careers of great interest to Aries are the air force, high stake financing, and oddly enough you may even be drawn to working at a cemetery.

Aries will also work well along side your fellow fire sign, Leo. When all your Leo friends go home you can stay up until all hours with your Sagittarius friends. Besides, it’s your duty to stand on guard leading the way into the new day or new adventure.

For any new mothers out there who are expecting your baby between the dates of March 21st and April 19th, listen up! Aries babies are always born either very early or very fast. The good news is that nearly all of them are born head first. It’s a rare Aries that comes into this world breached.

There is a strange interest among many Aries. You love to read maps. Perhaps because you enjoy discovering new places and new frontiers. The domestic area of your life is another area in which you prefer to be the first as well. Aries is generally the first one up around the house to fight another day!

Aries people know they are far more interesting than the rest of the zodiac, so they always have a lot of friends around them to prove this. Look closely at an Aries. Is there a scar or mole on the face area? Do the two eyebrows form the shape of ram horns over the nose?

Here is a word of caution to all of you Aries out there. Buy yourself a helmet, you are going to need one! Try to inject some strong safety measures into your fast daredevil stunts and deeds. If there is one thing that you don’t lack, it is war wounds to your face and head area.

Aries do not like to have their picture taken. I believe the reason for this is because you would prefer to be the photographer, because a camera has to come before the object you are taking the picture of! Besides, adventures and photography go hand in hand.

One of the greatest characteristics of an Aries is they never like to let anyone down. You must admit this is a very admirable quality to have. It is probably the biggest factor why an Aries born will dedicate their life to protecting our country and our streets. That being said, their motto goes something like this, “why hold a grudge over until tomorrow when you can go to war today.”

Now, Aries, please don’t get upset, but I must inform the readers that you are loud, argumentative, and pushy people when you are trying to make your point. Most Aries sound like drill sergeants when they are angry. They holler orders like they are putting you through military training. However, the world needs you to take the lead. We should be grateful for our brave-hearted Aries. Therefore, we will just have to learn to put up with your fast music, fast cars, and fast talk. On the other hand, your positive qualities include being assertive, passionate, protective and fast thinking.

I should mention that there are a couple of interesting features about you. A great number of you have a widow's peak, that v-shaped hairline that makes an Aries stand out and be noticed. It adds nicely to that toned body of yours. Lastly, an Aries has a fast and very firm handshake. You will probably discover this when an Aries is arriving and not as they are leaving.


SHADOW SIDE OF ARIES:
This is the side of any sign that I refer to as our evil twin, the characteristics of one's dark side, that needs to be worked on throughout our life.

Aries Shadow Traits:


- quick tempered

- love to start a fight

- egotist

- like to be vulgar

- short attention span

- like to run the show

- flirt with danger

- lured to domination

- hate to back down

- loud and demanding
Aries - Best day of the week is Tuesday.
Old 24 May 2009, 01:08 AM
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Now, go and get a short and sweet summary of the rest of the signs.
Old 24 May 2009, 09:25 AM
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Another Gemini
Old 24 May 2009, 09:32 AM
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I'm a Libra/Scorpio - just depends on which paper read
Old 24 May 2009, 10:08 AM
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Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
There are times when you are so spiritual and ethereal you put the rest of us to shame. But mostly you're just a money-grubbing, sex-obsessed arsehole.


Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
If the symptoms persist, see your GP. Yeah, good luck with that.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Sitting there on your balcony, eating roast dog, you're still glad you moved into that swanky new dockside development turned metaphor for the thinly disguised barbarism of the human race.

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
Discussions at work involve more hoopla and fine words than actual delivery. Which means, yes, it is okay for you to just keep spewing out your usual bull****.

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
Events this week will prove you have been right all along. ****.

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Go outside. See the trees? See the sky? Walk until you drop. Don't go home. There's nothing there for you any more.

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Your crippling self-doubt and neurotic fear of rejection will finally pass this week and be replaced by pathological paranoia and self-loathing. Make the most of it.

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
What you now set in motion reverberates loudly for a month. For the love of Christ, will you please see a doctor?

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Be prepared to repeat yourself until the message gets through: You were in the pub with your brother all evening and are allergic to baboons anyway.

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Your inability to make a reasoned decision and then stick to it may make you opt for a reckless course of action you later regret, or it may not.

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
The weight of other people's expectations hangs heavy, so why not just give up now before you fail with what will almost certainly be a sickening degree of inevitablity?

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Chance meetings, health issues, changes at work, new horizons, conflict with loved ones, blah blah ****ing blah.


c/o The Daily Mash
Old 24 May 2009, 11:07 AM
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Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) - is the cardinal/fire sign. Aries people need to keep physically busy. They accomplish many things simply because of their restless energy. They need to learn how to make constructive use of their energetic efforts. The typical Aries urge is to take on more than can be done reasonably well. Though others may find it difficult to keep pace with an Aries, they are attracted to their animation and spirited personality.


Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) - is the fixed/earth sign. Taureans stubbornly cling to their own ideas and habits and may fail to take advantage of new ideas or situations, because they cannot see their practical use. They have to understand that while tenacity and a stable temperament yield reward in many endeavors, tolerance and flexibility are the best assets when it comes to personal relationships.


Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) - is the mutable/air sign. Using their communicative skills, Geminis adapt to any situation they encounter. However, they must learn to speak with candor instead of simply repeating what others want to hear. Geminis have clever tongues and develop an amazing ability to obscure the facts with stimulating and imaginative chatter.


Cancer (Jun 21 - July 22)- is the cardinal/water sign. Cancerians get things done through the power of their emotional commitment. Not only do they aggressively work to accomplish the goals inspired by their own feelings, they also know how to appeal to the emotions of others. By making other people feel like family members, Cancerians effectively motivate others to get things done. They have to learn how to reach an emotional balance since they tend to be overly sensitive and moody.


Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) - is the fixed/fire sign. Leos stubbornly cling to their pride. They do not readily alter their opinions or behavior at the request of others. Their stubborn nature makes it hard for them to accept that there is no virtue in giving what they want to give, rather virtue means giving what may be wanted or needed. Neither is there reward in giving misguided loyalty to those who are not worthy of it, which is another possibility with a Leo Sun sign.


Virgo (Aug 23 -Sep 22) - is the mutable/earth sign. Virgos adapt to different people and situations by finding ways to make themselves useful. To hide their vulnerability, they focus attention on what they're doing rather than who they are. To deflect attention away from themselves, Virgos will also focus on other people by praising their talents and virtues, or by criticizing faulty behavior or personal imperfection.


Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) - is the cardinal/air sign. Librans accomplish things because they intellectually evaluate what needs to be done, then they charm others into cooperating to achieve the goal. By unselfishly sharing the success of accomplishment with those who have assisted them, Librans nurture the cooperative efforts of others. They have to learn how to deal with confrontation. Their fear of hurting others and also of hostile situations can keep them from reaching their goals.


Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) - is the fixed/water sign. Scorpios stubbornly cling to emotional attachments. They rarely forget or forgive emotional rejection. They have to learn that jealousy and possessiveness are self-defeating. Rechanneling negative feelings and experiences into constructive activity benefits others, as well as themselves. No other sign has the emotional strength of Scorpio.


Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) - is the mutable/fire sign. Restless energy and the need for personal independence keep a Sagittarian moving in many directions. They become experts at adapting to the culture or climate of their immediate environment. Always ready to travel for business or pleasure (and sometimes because of an overwhelming urge to escape) Sagittarians are all too willing to break free of the confinements of responsibility and work.


Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) - is the cardinal/earth sign. Capricorns are natural goal setters. They willingly handle many tasks when it helps them get what they want. Many things are accomplished, because Capricorns always strive to reach higher goals. They need definitive guidelines. Rules and regulations provide the structure they need to establish their own behavioral patterns. They must learn, however, that the end never justifies the means.


Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) - is the fixed/air sign. Aquarians are born looking for ideologies to which they can stubbornly cling. They refuse to budge whenever an issue involves what they believe to be a matter of principle. As in the case of the Aquarian Abraham Lincoln, society greatly benefits when these principles are noble.


Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) - is the mutable/water sign. Pisceans adapt emotionally to their environment. Often painfully shy, they are adept at imitating the mannerisms of other people in order to hide their own personalities. A Piscean can too easily become a victim by identifying with the personality and problems of other people, because this severely restricts the development of their own personality and talent.
Old 24 May 2009, 11:36 AM
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ahh perfect thanks Terzo
Old 24 May 2009, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TerzoAlan
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) - is the mutable/water sign. Pisceans adapt emotionally to their environment. Often painfully shy, they are adept at imitating the mannerisms of other people in order to hide their own personalities. A Piscean can too easily become a victim by identifying with the personality and problems of other people, because this severely restricts the development of their own personality and talent.
Have to agree with this, when younger i was horribly shy, i guess i was scared of being hurt as i was a bit soft back then.

Nowadays i couldn't give a monkeys and happily give both barrels when deemed necessary.

However i did find people's personalities too overpowering sometimes making me forget myself in the mix, im far better now of course but back then i really hated them for it, it was like i was never allowed to be myself but over the years i've worked out a happy balance which is getting better by the years.

Just don't upset me or i'll tear you a new one.
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Heretik........... Mr OS is an Aries and it's all sooooo true!

Apart from the map reading. He's crap at that. I, on the other hand am brilliant at it

Being a Saggitarian, I'm supposed to like sport and travel.......hate both!

As for Aquarians.........my mum is one and I once had the misfortune to be working with 3 of them! Completely barking........love you one minute, hate you the next. Talk about emotional roller coaster! Also have a persecution complex.
Old 24 May 2009, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
hopefuly you were a pain in their ***** -- what comes around
Sadly not!

Originally Posted by Heretik
Yep Aries are a pain in the @rse! Interstingly my better half is also an Aries and born on the exact the same day as me (different year mind!), but she mainly drives a Nissan...

What a nice mixed bunch we are

Sorry for beating you to it Oldspice - but great minds huh?
I never usually take much notice of these things, but I have to say, my ex has a lot of the Aries traits. And by pain in the ****, I meant high maintenance.

Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
There are times when you are so spiritual and ethereal you put the rest of us to shame. But mostly you're just a money-grubbing, sex-obsessed arsehole.

c/o The Daily Mash
True.
Old 24 May 2009, 03:25 PM
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am i the only taurian here? there seems to be alot of virgo, aries and leo's on here
Old 24 May 2009, 04:07 PM
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Ha! its weird when you look into it isn't it?

I'm Aries to a T - as is my partner. So weird as I haven't looked at a run down of the sign for a while and its a bit close to the bone to be honest!!

Well... Ok I have to be honest, my body isn't as toned as the write up suggests!!! But hey, its pretty accurate...

All my good friends are Cancer, Pisces, Sags, Leos and Scoprios - so I guess I'm in good company!!

Old Spice - I agree on the Aquarian front, totally bonkers! I used to date one for 5 years... persecution complex and the love/hate thing.. very airy fairy people!

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Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) - is the fixed/water sign. Scorpios stubbornly cling to emotional attachments. They rarely forget or forgive emotional rejection. They have to learn that jealousy and possessiveness are self-defeating. Rechanneling negative feelings and experiences into constructive activity benefits others, as well as themselves. No other sign has the emotional strength of Scorpio.

Well that's not correct i have never been possessive or rarely get jealous..i must folllow after my chinese star sign which is a horse..
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I'm a Scorpio. Anyone fancy a **** ?
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I'm a Scorpio, so I am not going to tell you anything!

Les
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) - is the fixed/fire sign. Leos stubbornly cling to their pride. They do not readily alter their opinions or behavior at the request of others. Their stubborn nature makes it hard for them to accept that there is no virtue in giving what they want to give, rather virtue means giving what may be wanted or needed. Neither is there reward in giving misguided loyalty to those who are not worthy of it, which is another possibility with a Leo Sun sign.


i am a Leo -- and I can tell you that thats bullsh1t
Old 26 May 2009, 01:13 PM
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Anyone who has read this thread and posted what their star sign is are either female or ghey
Old 26 May 2009, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Libra

oh, oh
Traditional
Libra Traits


Diplomaitic and urbane
Romantic and charming
Easygoing and sociable
Idealistic and peaceable


On the dark side....

Indecisive and changeable
Gullible and easily infuenced
Flirtatious and self-indulgent
I have no idea what you are talking about



I am a Libra....Oct 13th.
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Originally Posted by Heretik
Old Spice - I agree on the Aquarian front, totally bonkers! I used to date one for 5 years... persecution complex and the love/hate thing.. very airy fairy people!

Definitely been told that I'm a nutty psycho b@stard but never 'airy fairy' though!

On another note, I've heard that people who go on about things being 'ghey' are either massively in denial or are simply diverting attention from their man-fat gobbling
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