Things to do in a hotel
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I tend to go out to dinner and then sit on the internet! So much so that it is the only requirement I have with our travel company: Must have a good internet connection!
Actually, I also tend to download things to watch: The last time was Life on Mars (which I hadn't seen before) and Fringe.
Steve
Actually, I also tend to download things to watch: The last time was Life on Mars (which I hadn't seen before) and Fringe.
Steve
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What kind of cheapskate hotel is this - there is no Corby trouser press!
There are only two ****ing sockets as well so I can either plug in my lappy and phone and sit it the dark with no TV and no kettle.
No wonder the Americans think our hospitality is truly sh*te.
There are only two ****ing sockets as well so I can either plug in my lappy and phone and sit it the dark with no TV and no kettle.
No wonder the Americans think our hospitality is truly sh*te.
#36
Get back, make like Cheetah, Read the paper, ring the missus, couple of pints, dinner with a couple of glasses of wine, weave my way back to my room, throw the kettle on and have a brew, bit of telly then another Simian interlude and sleep.
Being tight and afraid to explain certain additional items on the bill, its always best to nip into one of those Asian everything shops for a top shelf trolley dash, im not proud, its rock bottom but hey ho.
Or get pissed in Aberdeen with a couple of coleages and then dissapear on what I can only describe, and can barely remember as my interpretation of the Prodigy Smack my Bitch up video... got back at three am, bladdered and quite a few quid lighter.
Being tight and afraid to explain certain additional items on the bill, its always best to nip into one of those Asian everything shops for a top shelf trolley dash, im not proud, its rock bottom but hey ho.
Or get pissed in Aberdeen with a couple of coleages and then dissapear on what I can only describe, and can barely remember as my interpretation of the Prodigy Smack my Bitch up video... got back at three am, bladdered and quite a few quid lighter.
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Of course she wasn't from Leicester My mates opened a new club so we went up for the free drinks/vip and the like She's a classy bird from a village in Northants. I took some cracking filth pics of her when we got back later, but she managed to delete them from the phone the next day when she was sober and feeling a bit more inhibited and a little less ****-****
After years of deliberation, me and my mates have discovered people who say that generally lie.
If your a true master of the pulling art, you take the photos then turn your phone off, and when she has an innocent spell in the morning and tries to rifle through your phone to delete said photos, all she will get is a password screen and she cant erase anything!
You have much to learn my young padawan!
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After years of deliberation, me and my mates have discovered people who say that generally lie.
If your a true master of the pulling art, you take the photos then turn your phone off, and when she has an innocent spell in the morning and tries to rifle through your phone to delete said photos, all she will get is a password screen and she cant erase anything!
You have much to learn my young padawan!
If your a true master of the pulling art, you take the photos then turn your phone off, and when she has an innocent spell in the morning and tries to rifle through your phone to delete said photos, all she will get is a password screen and she cant erase anything!
You have much to learn my young padawan!
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