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Old 17 July 2009, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
I would like a sex change, just temporarily
Sara,

if you wanted to feel a what it is like to have a real c**k then I would happily help you for a couple of hours

Spooky
Old 17 July 2009, 11:02 AM
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I would magic up a global infrastructure of transport booths, like in futurama - step in dial 'NY, 5th and lex' and poof, i'd be there

no more having to fly with Monarch airlines then :grr:
Old 17 July 2009, 03:24 PM
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Monarch fly to NYC??
Old 17 July 2009, 03:29 PM
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well, no - 5 hours to Sharm is bad enough with them, let alone 8 to NYC :|
Old 17 July 2009, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
I would like a sex change, just temporarily
There is a way to actually achieve that.....
Old 17 July 2009, 05:18 PM
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Yes, you could start behaving rationally, thinking logically, develop a more relaxed attitude, adjust your priorities and massively alter your libido. Once you realise that shoes, handbags, Coronation Street and Katie & Peter aren't actually important, that beer is the most delicious and nutritious of all the food groups, that sex is a thrice daily requirement and the opposite sex are all* fair game you may consider yourself male for the day.

* excluding most over 50's, many over 40's, all under 16 (or so ), all over size 14 and your mates bird/wife/sister (although fantasising is allowed and expected).
Old 17 July 2009, 05:40 PM
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For there to be an Electable Political Party who actually told it as it was and dumped all the PC Human Rights crap .... hang the rapists and child fiddlers, have a 3 strikes and you are hung until dead rule.
Old 17 July 2009, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Yes, you could start behaving rationally, thinking logically, develop a more relaxed attitude, adjust your priorities and massively alter your libido. Once you realise that shoes, handbags, Coronation Street and Katie & Peter aren't actually important, that beer is the most delicious and nutritious of all the food groups, that sex is a thrice daily requirement and the opposite sex are all* fair game you may consider yourself male for the day.

* excluding most over 50's, many over 40's, all under 16 (or so ), all over size 14 and your mates bird/wife/sister (although fantasising is allowed and expected).
OK - two ways!
Old 17 July 2009, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Yes, you could start behaving rationally, thinking logically, develop a more relaxed attitude, adjust your priorities and massively alter your libido. Once you realise that shoes, handbags, Coronation Street and Katie & Peter aren't actually important, that beer is the most delicious and nutritious of all the food groups, that sex is a thrice daily requirement and the opposite sex are all* fair game you may consider yourself male for the day.

* excluding most over 50's, many over 40's, all under 16 (or so ), all over size 14 and your mates bird/wife/sister (although fantasising is allowed and expected).


Well, that's me out then!
Old 17 July 2009, 07:05 PM
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If you still resemble that holiday pic, count yourself in
Old 17 July 2009, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
If you still resemble that holiday pic, count yourself in
Well I 'resemble' it, yeah...........


I don't have the perm or leopard print bikini though.
Old 17 July 2009, 07:37 PM
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So better, WIN !
Old 17 July 2009, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
For there to be a 3 strikes and you are hung until dead rule.
What even for speeding ?

LOL

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P.S. I'd like an end to religion. One less excuse to murder your neighbours...
Old 17 July 2009, 10:44 PM
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Speeding may be excessive ..... but, Car Thieves - YES!
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