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Old 03 August 2009, 05:23 PM
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To paraphrase Renton.

I might be a fud - even worse to be colonised by them
Old 03 August 2009, 05:32 PM
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Scottish people put me on edge.

Every Scottish person I have ever met has been completely nuts.

They are the most violent race of people Ive come across.

Little skinney Scottish men never stay down, they are hard as ****, and cant be reasoned with as they dont understand you, and you wont understand them, they are to avoided at all cost.

If they are drunk, skinney/wirey build, white/blue/or transparent in colour with red hair and sporting Rangers/Celtic or other football tattoo,s........run for your lives!

Blackpool is infested with them, wig wearing, kilt clad, drunken, nut cases......you need to knock them clean out or you will be in for a long haul.

Bad memories of the Manchester Bar BP, 1998.. {shudders}
Old 03 August 2009, 05:43 PM
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I think Yoza can only have one person in mind - the epitome of the complete Scottish Nutter...

...Begbie!! The ultimate ultra-violent sociopath.
Old 03 August 2009, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
Scottish people put me on edge.

Every Scottish person I have ever met has been completely nuts.

They are the most violent race of people Ive come across.

Little skinney Scottish men never stay down, they are hard as ****, and cant be reasoned with as they dont understand you, and you wont understand them, they are to avoided at all cost.

If they are drunk, skinney/wirey build, white/blue/or transparent in colour with red hair and sporting Rangers/Celtic or other football tattoo,s........run for your lives!

Blackpool is infested with them, wig wearing, kilt clad, drunken, nut cases......you need to knock them clean out or you will be in for a long haul.

Bad memories of the Manchester Bar BP, 1998.. {shudders}
LOL! Where would I start!!
Old 03 August 2009, 05:46 PM
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Incidentally, I'm down in Blackpool on a stag night in two weeks !!
Old 03 August 2009, 05:46 PM
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So I don't have your wedding photo, big guy? Fair enough

If so, I'll post the one I have that I think is you, but it's obviously not you of course



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My wedding photo?!

I am intrigued

And yes - it is just banter give a good as you get and stop moaning ;P
Old 03 August 2009, 05:50 PM
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A swift back hander wae the watch heavy hand should see ye as OK wae most of these jockanese m8

Start wae the larger than average big fisted Rannoch as a test

He pumps fer us internationally

Originally Posted by yoza
Scottish people put me on edge.

Every Scottish person I have ever met has been completely nuts.

They are the most violent race of people Ive come across.

Little skinney Scottish men never stay down, they are hard as ****, and cant be reasoned with as they dont understand you, and you wont understand them, they are to avoided at all cost.

If they are drunk, skinney/wirey build, white/blue/or transparent in colour with red hair and sporting Rangers/Celtic or other football tattoo,s........run for your lives!

Blackpool is infested with them, wig wearing, kilt clad, drunken, nut cases......you need to knock them clean out or you will be in for a long haul.

Bad memories of the Manchester Bar BP, 1998.. {shudders}
Old 03 August 2009, 05:58 PM
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Begbie is mild mannered compaired to some of the animals Ive had dealings with.

Were do they come from, the nutty ones, I heard one mention BadLands but I have no idea which part of Scotland that is.

How do they drink so much and still function, why dont they know when they are beaten, why do they feel no pain, why are the skinney ******* so strong...if you could bottle bravery theirs would be the strongest most potent brew.
Old 03 August 2009, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
Were do they come from, the nutty ones, I heard one mention BadLands but I have no idea which part of Scotland that is.
Ah think he might be talkin aboot Glasgae !!
Old 03 August 2009, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza

How do they drink so much and still function, why dont they know when they are beaten, why do they feel no pain,.
Most of them are brought up on a staple diet of buckfast and mars bars, they feel no pain as they have no brain
Old 03 August 2009, 06:12 PM
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Ohh and back on topic again, The "best" haggis i have ever eaten was actually in England a little sleepy town called Corfe Castle on the south coast, to say it was good was an understatement

But!!

They served it with gravy which is a no no
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I like it with baked beans and mash.

Yummy!

And being a haggis snob I only eat McSweens
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Ah think he might be talkin aboot Glasgae !!
Could be Haddington with the inbred Weegie overspill from the 50s.

A woman beat her husband to death with a baseball bat outside the pub in the main street. Mind you, he had stabbed her in the same pub two weeks earlier.

Lovely couple by all accounts.

Or Pilton and Niddrie.
Old 03 August 2009, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
I like it with baked beans and mash.

Yummy!

And being a haggis snob I only eat McSweens
beans with haggis!! WTF! WTF!! OMG!! WTF!!

Dude that`s just so wrong in so many ways
Old 03 August 2009, 06:29 PM
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I don't like neeps
Old 03 August 2009, 06:33 PM
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I actually had it with beans for the first time the other day and it was surprisingly good. My prefered method is covered in HP sauce though.
Old 03 August 2009, 07:33 PM
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So all they have left, are the culinary delights of the "munchie box" and a few deep fried Mars bars ?
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Lovely couple by all accounts.

Or Pilton and Niddrie.

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Originally Posted by Trout
To paraphrase Renton.

I might be a fud - even worse to be colonised by them
Old 03 August 2009, 09:30 PM
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Isn't this on the wrong thread?
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Originally Posted by Trout
Isn't this on the wrong thread?
naaa theres no mention of shaved pubes in this one
Old 03 August 2009, 09:38 PM
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So it's me that's lost then - at least you knew what I meant
Old 03 August 2009, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
So it's me that's lost then - at least you knew what I meant
my teacher always said i was a smart ar$e lol
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I could never be so hungry, as to try Haggis, regardless of who invented it.
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
I could never be so hungry, as to try Haggis, regardless of who invented it.
yea youre right, how could anybody want to eat one of these poor buggers

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Scotch Eggs were not invented by the Scotts either

Contrary to popular belief (and despite being the butt of a number of English comedians' jokes about the Scottish diet), Scotch Eggs were actually invented by the famous London department store, Fortnum & Mason in 1851.
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meh !!
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So we are left with

Red Hair

Irn Bru

The Krankies

Deep Fried Mars Bars

Although there is one redeeming grace,

Scotch Whisky
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Originally Posted by Trout
So we are left with

Red Hair

Irn Bru

The Krankies

Deep Fried Mars Bars

Although there is one redeeming grace,

Scotch Whisky

Billy Connolly
Old 03 August 2009, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
beans with haggis!! WTF! WTF!! OMG!! WTF!!

Dude that`s just so wrong in so many ways
I like my haggis to be traditional, with neeps & tatties. Well, until I dump the beans & HP sauce on!
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
lol dont worry about it, At least were not Morris dancers
Whats wrong with Morris dancers anyway?

Les


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