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Old 03 August 2009, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
A bit of a long story here but well worth it.


My dads next door neighbours son has had heart issues from birth. For his 18th birthday they had bought him a male grooming kit. For some reason he decided to give him self a short back and sides down below. His parents were out for the night and he was in the middle of his trim when he cut his sack. Due to his heart problems he was on warfarin so the bleeding wouldnt stop. He had to phone his parents to come home to help him as he has special stuff that he has to apply to cuts to help the clotting.


I know i shouldnt laugh but he was fine, i would have loved to hear him explaining that to his mum.
I cut my ball sack last time i shaved it,,,,,,,,still not as much blood as when the banjo string went
Old 03 August 2009, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
I cut my ball sack last time i shaved it,,,,,,,,still not as much blood as when the banjo string went
*shivers*
Old 03 August 2009, 10:19 PM
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Old 03 August 2009, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
I cut my ball sack last time i shaved it,,,,,,,,still not as much blood as when the banjo string went
OMFG!! scoobynet has just hit a new low!

really though that must have been a sore one ehh, tell us all more about it, just how did it happen then.........
Old 03 August 2009, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
OMFG!! scoobynet has just hit a new low!

really though that must have been a sore one ehh, tell us all more about it, just how did it happen then.........
She was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Old 03 August 2009, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
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Epilators are good, but hurt more than waxing! I certainly wouldn't want to use one on a 'delicate area'.
Old 03 August 2009, 10:44 PM
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Its his noggin - what could possibly go wrong
Old 03 August 2009, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Epilators are good, but hurt more than waxing! I certainly wouldn't want to use one on a 'delicate area'.

"Hurt"?? In what sense? Rub them in, leave them, rinse them off. "Hurt"??
Old 03 August 2009, 11:00 PM
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bye Tel, it's all gone to f*ck m8 anyhow, take care
Old 03 August 2009, 11:02 PM
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He's got a half empty bottle next to him, i can tell



Jye, man up
Old 03 August 2009, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
"Hurt"?? In what sense? Rub them in, leave them, rinse them off. "Hurt"??
Epilators, not Depilatories.

Epilators look like shavers, but rip the hairs out at the root. Whole different ball game
Old 03 August 2009, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
"Hurt"?? In what sense? Rub them in, leave them, rinse them off. "Hurt"??
An epilator is an electrical device that tweezes multiple hairs at once, repeatedly, in quick succession. Depending on the area being defuzzed, they can be quite ouchy.

Splicer - I have tried it on a delicate area. The results are good but I certainly don't recommend it! Waxing is waaaay preferable as it's over so much faster!

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Old 03 August 2009, 11:08 PM
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So nothing to do with Veet, then?
Old 03 August 2009, 11:10 PM
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Nothing to do with Veet cream, no. I think Veet make an epilator now though. It comes with a spray that is supposed to reduce the ouch factor.
Old 03 August 2009, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
So nothing to do with Veet, then?
I'm still here, shhh, say nothing, 'they' are slowly hunting me down

I don't know how much longer I can survive Tel, help me man, ffs
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Veet Epilator

Old 03 August 2009, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
I'm still here, shhh, say nothing, 'they' are slowly hunting me down

I don't know how much longer I can survive Tel, help me man, ffs


What are you on about you nutter
Old 03 August 2009, 11:39 PM
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Tel, ffs man DO NOT BRING ATTENTION to my name , please for the love of God!!!

PTMW and Ali BJ are now corresponding with me by way of infraction points, I cannot afford to say '**** ffs '


Originally Posted by TelBoy
What are you on about you nutter
Old 03 August 2009, 11:52 PM
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I burned off mae wee pubbies wi a blowtorch...

Felt great - get tae ****....
Old 03 August 2009, 11:57 PM
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I grow my pubes to hedge size, in order to lure the women into the beast's lair......otherwise they run in fear of the third leg!

Being humungous is hard (pun intended) I hide it in the forest...............







Whatever!
Old 04 August 2009, 09:15 AM
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Do my bits with the trimmer. The missus likes it, cooler in warm weather, and make my **** look even bigger. Result
Old 04 August 2009, 11:53 AM
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Can't see the advantage myself.

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Old 04 August 2009, 12:12 PM
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smooth sack and trimmed top. just wish i could get the women who cut my head hair to do it for me. would make for a great convo im sure
Old 04 August 2009, 12:14 PM
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I gave my sac and fella a trim the other week, the girlfriend likes it and a smooth fella means less hairs in her teeth

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I've been completely shaved down there for years now.Missus loves it,can't keep her hands/mouth off it,feels cleaner and cooler,makes the 'ol fella look even bigger.Result all round i say
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I always keep trim down below. I usually get the grader in the 'strip' thats left after I have shaved.
I have been doing it for years now as I can't stand waxing.
I got the other half to shave off down below once and it was great. Always puts a new angle on things.
Old 04 August 2009, 05:43 PM
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http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/...y-doll-wax.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/..._470x312,0.jpg - His face tells the story!
Old 04 August 2009, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
A bit of a long story here but well worth it.


My dads next door neighbours son has had heart issues from birth. For his 18th birthday they had bought him a male grooming kit. For some reason he decided to give him self a short back and sides down below. His parents were out for the night and he was in the middle of his trim when he cut his sack. Due to his heart problems he was on warfarin so the bleeding wouldnt stop. He had to phone his parents to come home to help him as he has special stuff that he has to apply to cuts to help the clotting.


I know i shouldnt laugh but he was fine, i would have loved to hear him explaining that to his mum.
mum I was shaving myself down there and I've cut it !

hardly something to be shy about is it ??
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