View Poll Results: Is sausage slicing acceptable?
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Slicing sausages for a buttie, acceptable?
26 August 2009, 12:51 PM
#31
I may fail at sauce but at least I don't take it brown like you Swiss
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26 August 2009, 12:55 PM
#32
We seem to be getting bogged down in the sauce debate again which is a shame as so many of you are just wrong using brown. Perhaps the more important questions are:
1. Are 2 rashers of streaky an acceptable substitue for one rasher of back?
2. Is it possible to ever learn to like unsmoked bacon or is it just a waste of time?
1. Are 2 rashers of streaky an acceptable substitue for one rasher of back?
2. Is it possible to ever learn to like unsmoked bacon or is it just a waste of time?
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26 August 2009, 01:13 PM
#34
Bacon buttie = red sauce, has to be heinz in a glass or squeeze bottle
Sausage buttie = bloody brown sauce, either daddy or hp
Any variation on the above theme will immediately mark you out as a misfit and no doubt a person that has questionable sexual preferences and/or is requiring immediate counselling.
26 August 2009, 01:14 PM
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The hash browns are So wrong that they dont require further comment, but I have to correct you about the egg: soft but not overly runny, so that it breaks and spreads when you put the top on.
26 August 2009, 01:16 PM
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You fail at ****ing everything mate, not just the brown
Listen my simpleton friends. It is quite easy. Now follow me if you can, I shall type slowly for your benefit.
Bacon buttie = red sauce, has to be heinz in a glass or squeeze bottle
Sausage buttie = bloody brown sauce, either daddy or hp
Any variation on the above theme will immediately mark you out as a misfit and no doubt a person that has questionable sexual preferences and/or is requiring immediate counselling.
Listen my simpleton friends. It is quite easy. Now follow me if you can, I shall type slowly for your benefit.
Bacon buttie = red sauce, has to be heinz in a glass or squeeze bottle
Sausage buttie = bloody brown sauce, either daddy or hp
Any variation on the above theme will immediately mark you out as a misfit and no doubt a person that has questionable sexual preferences and/or is requiring immediate counselling.
being the fact i am most definatly of straight sexual preference (my GF will confirm that), the fact that i consider red sauce to be the correct sauces for all of the above then it throws into doubt your preferences of the sexual nature.
you brown sauce loving freak,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
pmsl,
disclaimer - All comments made by the poster are of banter only and not intended to offend, just to keep it none personaly pmsl
26 August 2009, 01:18 PM
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tbh in my experiance (which is considerable) getting the egg to that stage is difficult to say the least and therefore the law of averages say well done is better (by well done i men solid, but not burnt
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26 August 2009, 01:18 PM
#38
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The sausages has to be cut in half for me.
And brown or red i dont care, either will do
. Saying that, my brother loves mayo on his bacon and sausage sarnies!!!!!
And brown or red i dont care, either will do
. Saying that, my brother loves mayo on his bacon and sausage sarnies!!!!!
26 August 2009, 01:19 PM
#39
Listen my simpleton friends. It is quite easy. Now follow me if you can, I shall type slowly for your benefit.
Bacon buttie = red sauce, has to be heinz in a glass or squeeze bottle
Sausage buttie = bloody brown sauce, either daddy or hp
Any variation on the above theme will immediately mark you out as a misfit and no doubt a person that has questionable sexual preferences and/or is requiring immediate counselling.
Bacon buttie = red sauce, has to be heinz in a glass or squeeze bottle
Sausage buttie = bloody brown sauce, either daddy or hp
Any variation on the above theme will immediately mark you out as a misfit and no doubt a person that has questionable sexual preferences and/or is requiring immediate counselling.
Happy to fail especially when it comes to liking it brown. If I were you, I would keep quiet about liking it brown
26 August 2009, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
tbh in my experiance (which is considerable)
As we have met, you will recall that my breakfast eating experience would appear to be extensive!
26 August 2009, 01:24 PM
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lol, im trying to rack my brain who you are now
loljust noticed the car and twigged lol, long time no speak, how ya doing?
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26 August 2009, 01:25 PM
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No, no, no, no, no. Bacon buttie = no sauce because otherwise I'll just get it all down my front when it drips and my ***** get in the way. The same goes for adding a fried egg. Bacon butties with fried egg and tomato ketchup are indeed wonderful, but just too messy to be possible, (unless I'm somewhere where a plate is an option).
26 August 2009, 01:26 PM
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No, no, no, no, no. Bacon buttie = no sauce because otherwise I'll just get it all down my front when it drips and my ***** get in the way. The same goes for adding a fried egg. Bacon butties with fried egg and tomato ketchup are indeed wonderful, but just too messy to be possible, (unless I'm somewhere where a plate is an option).
Any pics of your ***** covered in sauce
26 August 2009, 01:29 PM
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Just sent the youngun over the road to Asda for 3 of the large "Roast 2 Go" sausages and a pack of crisp white buns
Sorry chaps, but i have just remembered that i only have red sauce here at work
Sorry chaps, but i have just remembered that i only have red sauce here at work
26 August 2009, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
just noticed the car and twigged lol, long time no speak, how ya doing?
The registered number on the red one is a clue, of course!
Simon
